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...then you just wasted a perfectly good axe.

If you give a friend a controller to play some mario party...

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...you leave the room frustrated and a controller broke something.

If you give a bison a wash...

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... you would create chocolate chip rice balls using the power of an otherworldly force.

If you give me a break...

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It will take a dump later.

If you give Anna lots of money...

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You get grape cola.

If you give catnip to dogs...

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They might get more active.

If you give Laevatein Laevatein...

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Some uneducated people claim the scientists will create a black hole that will swallow Earth.

If you give a star planets...

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1 hour ago, Karimlan said:

Um, did you mean to ask this on the other thread

My bad! I got my games mixed up. I fixed it now.

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One of them will most likely be inhabitable, and will sustain some form of intelligent life. Yay, we got competition, only it's lightyears away.

If you give a couple of orangutans access to a basic wordprocessor, an unlimited supply of caffeine and nicotine, and a deadline...

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You get a bunch of orangutans doing some serious NSFW stuff on the computers keyboards.  Good luck finding anything salvageable after that.

If you give the keys to the kingdom to a Prime Minister...

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Depending on where the peanut butter sticks to in the dog's mouth, it could take the dog quite a while to lick it all off.

If you give dog treat to a human...

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It is a light saber!

If you give Loptyrians some children...

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They burn them and make more by screwing their half siblings.

If you let a military force have a new years party...

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