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We will have nuclear explosions light up the night.

If you give Alex Jones some frogs...

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He will use it to shred Julia's Naga to pieces.

If you give the White House black paint...

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He will chop them with Monado.

If you give nothing to nothing...

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You just got scammed. Nessie does not reveal herself to humans.

If you give dictators crippling disabilities...

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Some of them already had them, and have died from complications of those disabilities (ah, the trappings of power...).

If you give your editor a manuscript that is overly discursive and goes into different directions...

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A good editor will work with you to fix it up. A nice editor will politely tell you to redo it. A mean editor will yell at you and throw it out the window. A bad editor will let his dog eat it in front of you and leave the undigested remains on your desk the next morning. Anna will publish it and bribe the New York Times to put it on their Best Seller list and start a new trend in reading.

Which Fire Emblem waifu is best suited for me? Anna? Palla? Nyna? Celica? Faye Mathilda? Sonya? Silvia? Lene? Laylea? Ayra? Ishtar? Tailtiu? Laylea? Lyn? Karla? Sonia? Eirika? Tana? Natasha? L'Arachel? Tethys? Marisa? Ismaire? Elincia? Nephenee? Micaiah? Leanne? Lyre? Nailah? Vika? Almedha? Lucina? F!Robin? Sumia? Tharja? Cordelia? Maribelle? Olivia? Flavia? Panne? Cherche? Pheros? Emmeryn? Tiki? F!Corrin? Azura? Camilla? Kagero? Orochi? Charlotte? Caeldori? Rhajat? Arete? Sharena? Eir? Gunnthrá? Laegjarn? Laevatein? Loki? Shade? Alice? Niamh? Maiko Shimazaki? Tsubasa Oribe? Ayaha Oribe? Kiria Kurono? TikiIsMyWaifu? The new girl from Three Houses? Someone else? Or is it a better idea to just marry them all?

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I'll give you a waifu pillow of a generic random pegasus knight.

If you give pizza to a waifu pillow...

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You get stains on it. Well, more stains than would be there otherwise. You really should wash that thing.

If you give a potato the Bible...

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It begins to think it belongs in the cooking pot with the holy macaroni.

If you give vegan cheese to a guy named Gary...

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People will complain that it is not cheese.

If you give Advance Wars players a Fire Emblem game...

9 hours ago, XRay said:

Which Fire Emblem waifu is best suited for me? Anna? Palla? Nyna? Celica? Faye Mathilda? Sonya? Silvia? Lene? Laylea? Ayra? Ishtar? Tailtiu? Laylea? Lyn? Karla? Sonia? Eirika? Tana? Natasha? L'Arachel? Tethys? Marisa? Ismaire? Elincia? Nephenee? Micaiah? Leanne? Lyre? Nailah? Vika? Almedha? Lucina? F!Robin? Sumia? Tharja? Cordelia? Maribelle? Olivia? Flavia? Panne? Cherche? Pheros? Emmeryn? Tiki? F!Corrin? Azura? Camilla? Kagero? Orochi? Charlotte? Caeldori? Rhajat? Arete? Sharena? Eir? Gunnthrá? Laegjarn? Laevatein? Loki? Shade? Alice? Niamh? Maiko Shimazaki? Tsubasa Oribe? Ayaha Oribe? Kiria Kurono? TikiIsMyWaifu? The new girl from Three Houses? Someone else? Or is it a better idea to just marry them all?

I suck at forum games. I keep on getting them confused. This should have been in the Stupid Questions and Answers game.

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He will buy a golf club and earn thirty million dollars.

If you give me superpowers...

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it'll give the stick back to you.

If you give a monkey two joints, a couple Quaaludes, and a bottle of Jack Daniels'...

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The monkey's mate calls for a divorce and full custody of their offspring. The monkey is now a douchey deadbeat father and a cheater.

If you give Link a clay flowerpot...

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They eat it and whip you until you give them more pot roast.

If you train squirrels to bring you ping pong balls...

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They demand your nuts as rewards.

If you give someone a death wish...

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10 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

They eat it and whip you until you give them more pot roast.

Castlevania pun wasted :P

on topic: The hat will fly away.

If you give a lab rat the brains of a genocidal dictator...

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Brain will kill Pinky.

If you give Scooby a doo doo...

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