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Another doohicky nuzlocke thingy between myself and Horace, taking Fire Red and Leaf Green respectively.

El Rules

- One mon per area

- No doubles

- If a mon dies, it be deads

- No super chickens

- Loser is whoever kills more mons or actually wipes

After SS Anne, Silph Co and Giovanni, cruel trades will take place where Horace and I will choose a non-starter mon to steal from the other. Once a mon has been stolen, it cannot be restolen later.

Deaths

Shin: Lost to Lance

Horace: Lost to E4 Rival

Refa?: 1 - Cerulean City

Happy watching!

Edited by Shin

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Time to get the ball rolling.

[spoiler=Beating up thwompface]

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I WOODent have known!

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I didn't study for this one, but I'm pretty good at multiple choice!

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Or not. Can anyone else feel a draft in here?

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Shinderella didn't fit.

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Nor did Horseface.

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I'm actually more concerned about getting a decent pair of trousers.

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When I said I wanted a nintendo for my birthday, I meant at least a Wii.

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At least I still have my secret stash.

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Now if only I could read.

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What about getting an education and a decent job? Maybe even getting married and still maintaining a career?

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Thanks mainstream media.

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I'll miss Old Man Jenkins. Who'd have guessed the lawnmower was sentient?

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In all fairness, I don't get how a weasel would protect me from anything.

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Wait. If Oak wasn't here... or in his own house... was he hiding in mine?

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Shut up and give me my weasel.

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Perfect! I'm sure I'd be bashful if I had a candle for an ass.

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And...

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What a chump.

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I don't even know why I associate with him.

Edited by Shin

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ha, shin changed the poll to try to make me vote for myself!

The joke's on him, I've done that myself previously already!

[spoiler=NOT THE ROOM]

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i got VENASAUR version because well, I'm not sure really.

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unlike some i'm not GENDER CONFUSED

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default/10

but really look at the bottom two alternative rival names, wut?

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also Ash is a default name for your Rival, but Gary isn't? I'm so confused.

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.... Really?

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I DO ALL MY COOKING IN THE SINK TOO

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so it's nothing like an encyclopedia

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I've already picked Bulbasaur and Charmander previously so SQUIRTLE it is

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WHY

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oak so LAZY

NEXT TIME

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WHO'S THAT POKEMON

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Classic as always you two, I'll be rooting for you BOTH.

Maybe next time we can do a triple version nuzlocke.

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Ha, Horace so BAD. That nature sucks or something.

[spoiler=The adventures of da forest]

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MAYBE I CAN GET A ROUTE 1 MON.

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MAYBE!

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Screw you too, it was a RATFACE.

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Both of those are massive assumptions.

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I could literally be anybody... also I tried to find a funny picture of Leaf, I regret it entirely.

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Its ass is still on fire, so I guess good?

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I keep it in a ball next to my butt, of course it's attached!

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Didn't you just storm out after losing then come back for no reason?

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And despite studying them for 50 years, he only has information on three of them.

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I don't like where this is going.

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Stupid old people, I wanted to be a lawyer.

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Yeah, don't want to be slacking off making your dream right.

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Yeah, I'm doing a nuzlocke anyway.

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Why didn't you warn me before this?

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My route 22 catch was pretty swag.

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I AM READY FOR VIRIDIAN.

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Now I can finally catch up with Doctor Who!

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You can't hide it from me!

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I was less pleased with my Route 2 mon.

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Boxing it.

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Showtime!

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WHO'S THAT POKEMON

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Yeah, I'm never that lucky.

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Screw you too, Weedle.

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At least it didn't DIE.

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Perfect. My butt themed team will be complete.

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For a moment I forgot that Anthony was my own creation.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN KUNG FU CAN'T CRUSH WORMS.

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But maybe I will SLAM. Just kidding, Slam sucks.

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Fun fact, I never actually need to use an antidote at all for the forest. I regret buying like six.

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U-ho.

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NO, WAIT, FALSE ALARM IT'S NOT A BUTTERFREE.

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Just don't tell ANTHONY.

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Free stuff so good.

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Truth be told, the fewer Weedle I see, the better.

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lol, Weedle.

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The town of THWOMP... I wonder how I'll actually beat Brock.

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speaking of getting rekt

[spoiler=TO BROCK]

ITS MANKEY

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Ha, higher levelled than Shin's.

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God that's kind of jarring.

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THE POKE DUDE

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he has the thickest eyebrows ever

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I don't even know

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fuck you route 2

i guess i could technically get walled by eirika or something right now

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CONSCRIPTED

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oneshotted by a lower levelled rattata, what the fuck?

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-_-

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gg viridian forest

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I guess this is effective advertising

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maybe you shouldn't have used BUG pokemon

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woo

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AWWW YEAHHHH

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...

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gg

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although squirtle did troll me and decide to learn water gun after the battle was over

NEXT TIME

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WE LEARN ABOUT SPACE

but probably not honestly we'll probably learn about how comfortable and easy to wear shorts are.

also I think we totally finished the gen 2 nuzlocke except SHIN because he almost died to lance.

Edited by General Horace

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Ha, update and I'm beating Horace. What a chump.

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HARD AS A ROCK

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Ha, I've got this.

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I forgot he had a Geodude, gg.

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NO.

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WHY.

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Which essentially makes that trainer battle pointless.

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And thus I have an easy way to beat Brock.

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There are so many things I could say about being rock hard, but I think those jokes have been exhausted.

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Screw you too, Geodude.

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In short, Brock is a loser.

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Screw you mom, I wanted rollerblades.

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Thinking about it, 50 poke-bucks for a museum ticket is a total rip.

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I didn't realise they had animatronic exhibits!

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I hope your daughter likes BEES.

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Note: Museum has one cheap model of a spaceship and a bunch of rocks.

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Not even Brock was impressed.

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I didn't, I'm being actually honest for once!

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Right, Pidgey is a flying type!

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Insert KFC joke.

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In some cultures, fried rat is a delicacy. But over here, it's pretty AWFUL.

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FINALLY.

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Its stats are so bad, I thought Beedrill was meant to be fast.

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No, but my monkey punched your Kirby in the face.

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OK, Ragey Kong is looking really frail.

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Hi route 3 mon.

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Screw you too.

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Its best stat is like special defense or something.

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UNTIL NEXT TIME

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Ha, Horace so BAD. That nature sucks or something.

[spoiler=The adventures of da forest]

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But maybe I will SLAM. Just kidding, Slam sucks.

Yes it does.
Better to have Strength, or Return.

Ha, update and I'm beating Horace. What a chump.

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Its stats are so bad, I thought Beedrill was meant to be fast.

If only it'd get enough Speed, you could give it Toxic.

http://www.smogon.com/dex/xy/pokemon/beedrill

It's base Speed is 75, so about 180 EV to Speed should Speed it up to around 225 Speed when it finishes levelling up!

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Interesting runthrough thus far. Although Horace is behind and is getting beaten bad, maybe he/she will makes his/her comeback.

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Horace so fat and bad at updating. Mount Moon proves rather unusual.

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I feel that my team are woefully ill-equipped for this place.

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Truth be told, this wasn't the Mount Moon mon I expected, just the one I deserved.

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DIE MONSTER.

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In other news, Ass Candle evolved.

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So much for gangsters, they didn't even steal the swag.

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Bullet Seed is pretty much the only thing preventing this guy from sucking.

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So mad. I'm totally glad that Brock didn't give me Bide or something lame like that.

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See, this guy got half way. But you need to pick up the fossils before they're yours.

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In short, Butt Spike's a massive loser.

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Please, I only beat you up to steal one of your thingies. What kind of brute do you think I am?

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I embrace the darkness within my heart. Also snails really creep me out.

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I love how they don't even realise that I've stolen both of their sucky moves.

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Thanks doubles rule. Truth be told, it'd suck if we both ended up with boxes full of Rattata.

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OR ZUBAT.

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To be honest, Ass-Candle and Ragey Kong are the only ones that are any good.

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Welp, accidently overwrote ROUTE 3 screens. Don't worry, shorts are indeed comfy and easy to wear. I encoutered a spearow, which squirtle critted with tackle (RIP) then I bought MAGIKARP for my route 4 guy.

[spoiler=ENTER MOUNT MOON]

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YES

Wartortle is pretty ridiculous for this point of the game tbh

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I BELIEVE

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so bad...

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NO NOT CLEFAIRY

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i'm not totally sure what this was supposed to be

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...

also somewhat related, they took out the JERK that has a ratticate that always kills half your teams in nuzlockes in FRLG. THANKS GAMEFREAK

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i think i forgot to mention my mount moon pokemon was zubat. Fantastic.

Also oddish just used sweet scent until zubat killed it, you played a strong game, oddish.

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Yay?

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almost lost to another zubat gg

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WORTH IT

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it only had leech life and astonish, so sadly this is actually an upgrade

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ha, no.

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wait, where did my fossil screen go? RAGE

Also my team is HORRIBLE. I hope i get Oddish or Bellsprout next route so I can beat Misty.

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that works i guess.

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No way, I'm stealing Batman. I'd rather read his comics than I would the bible!

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In other news, I had another update stored, rage, I'll actually have to play some more.

[spoiler=Nugget Bridge]

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I really hope the top half isn't a fish.

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Yeah, this guy sucked.

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But Shroom-Ass is quadruple weak to Goldeen's peck, so I figure I'll come back later.

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Actually I'm doing better than Horace because he's a FILTHY MAN.

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Hey, I'm pretty sure that's CHEATING.

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This was an eventful battle.

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Someone got beaten up by a GURL.

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I would have preferred a smartphone. Then I could TWOOT about my battle. #Abraknowsteleport

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Foot steps on worm, it really works.

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As do rocks.

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My team's pretty much set up to counter grass types.

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Lol, dirt rats.

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The Mankey can 2 shot most of my guys, I literally have to just swap until it was poisoned.

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I HOPE IT'S AN IPHONE.

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Well, that was easy.

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WORTH IT.

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