screenshot Pokemon FRLG Nuzlocke

[Shin]

Another doohicky nuzlocke thingy between myself and Horace, taking Fire Red and Leaf Green respectively.

El Rules

- One mon per area

- No doubles

- If a mon dies, it be deads

- No super chickens

- Loser is whoever kills more mons or actually wipes

After SS Anne, Silph Co and Giovanni, cruel trades will take place where Horace and I will choose a non-starter mon to steal from the other. Once a mon has been stolen, it cannot be restolen later.

Deaths

Shin: Lost to Lance

Horace: Lost to E4 Rival

Refa?: 1 - Cerulean City

Happy watching!

Edited June 22, 2015 by Shin

[Garnef]

can I vote both?

[Ice Sage]

This is gonna be good. Good luck to both of you guys!

[General Horace]

can I vote both?

man there should have been an option

vote for shin because he didn't include it

[Shin]

Time to get the ball rolling.

[spoiler=Beating up thwompface]

I WOODent have known!

I didn't study for this one, but I'm pretty good at multiple choice!

Or not. Can anyone else feel a draft in here?

Shinderella didn't fit.

Nor did Horseface.

I'm actually more concerned about getting a decent pair of trousers.

When I said I wanted a nintendo for my birthday, I meant at least a Wii.

At least I still have my secret stash.

Now if only I could read.

What about getting an education and a decent job? Maybe even getting married and still maintaining a career?

Thanks mainstream media.

I'll miss Old Man Jenkins. Who'd have guessed the lawnmower was sentient?

In all fairness, I don't get how a weasel would protect me from anything.

Wait. If Oak wasn't here... or in his own house... was he hiding in mine?

Shut up and give me my weasel.

Perfect! I'm sure I'd be bashful if I had a candle for an ass.

And...

What a chump.

I don't even know why I associate with him.

Edited April 6, 2015 by Shin

[Dandragon]

This seems awfully familiar. I can't quite put my finger on it...

[General Horace]

ha, shin changed the poll to try to make me vote for myself!

The joke's on him, I've done that myself previously already!

[spoiler=NOT THE ROOM]

i got VENASAUR version because well, I'm not sure really.

unlike some i'm not GENDER CONFUSED

default/10

but really look at the bottom two alternative rival names, wut?

also Ash is a default name for your Rival, but Gary isn't? I'm so confused.

.... Really?

I DO ALL MY COOKING IN THE SINK TOO

so it's nothing like an encyclopedia

I've already picked Bulbasaur and Charmander previously so SQUIRTLE it is

WHY

oak so LAZY

NEXT TIME

WHO'S THAT POKEMON

[Jedi]

Classic as always you two, I'll be rooting for you BOTH.

Maybe next time we can do a triple version nuzlocke.

[SB.]

IS IT MEWTWO

[Jedi]

IS IT MEWTWO

NO YOU DOOFUS, IT IS OBVIOUSLY DITTO.

[Psych]

waiting on the crystal nuzlocke

[Shin]

Ha, Horace so BAD. That nature sucks or something.

[spoiler=The adventures of da forest]

MAYBE I CAN GET A ROUTE 1 MON.

MAYBE!

Screw you too, it was a RATFACE.

Both of those are massive assumptions.

I could literally be anybody... also I tried to find a funny picture of Leaf, I regret it entirely.

Its ass is still on fire, so I guess good?

I keep it in a ball next to my butt, of course it's attached!

Didn't you just storm out after losing then come back for no reason?

And despite studying them for 50 years, he only has information on three of them.

I don't like where this is going.

Stupid old people, I wanted to be a lawyer.

Yeah, don't want to be slacking off making your dream right.

Yeah, I'm doing a nuzlocke anyway.

Why didn't you warn me before this?

My route 22 catch was pretty swag.

I AM READY FOR VIRIDIAN.

Now I can finally catch up with Doctor Who!

You can't hide it from me!

I was less pleased with my Route 2 mon.

Boxing it.

Showtime!

WHO'S THAT POKEMON

Yeah, I'm never that lucky.

Screw you too, Weedle.

At least it didn't DIE.

Perfect. My butt themed team will be complete.

For a moment I forgot that Anthony was my own creation.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN KUNG FU CAN'T CRUSH WORMS.

But maybe I will SLAM. Just kidding, Slam sucks.

Fun fact, I never actually need to use an antidote at all for the forest. I regret buying like six.

U-ho.

NO, WAIT, FALSE ALARM IT'S NOT A BUTTERFREE.

Just don't tell ANTHONY.

Free stuff so good.

Truth be told, the fewer Weedle I see, the better.

lol, Weedle.

The town of THWOMP... I wonder how I'll actually beat Brock.

[Ansem]

mankey and low kick? watch out for rock slide that'll prolly make mankey dieded

[Dandragon]

Lonely nature reduces defense. Look out. He might get rekt.

[General Horace]

speaking of getting rekt

[spoiler=TO BROCK]

ITS MANKEY

Ha, higher levelled than Shin's.

God that's kind of jarring.

THE POKE DUDE

he has the thickest eyebrows ever

I don't even know

fuck you route 2

i guess i could technically get walled by eirika or something right now

CONSCRIPTED

oneshotted by a lower levelled rattata, what the fuck?

-_-

gg viridian forest

I guess this is effective advertising

maybe you shouldn't have used BUG pokemon

woo

AWWW YEAHHHH

...

gg

although squirtle did troll me and decide to learn water gun after the battle was over

NEXT TIME

WE LEARN ABOUT SPACE

but probably not honestly we'll probably learn about how comfortable and easy to wear shorts are.

also I think we totally finished the gen 2 nuzlocke except SHIN because he almost died to lance.

Edited April 7, 2015 by General Horace

[Shin]

Hey, I still had DUDEBRO. Also Horace so bad.

[Shin]

Ha, update and I'm beating Horace. What a chump.

HARD AS A ROCK

Ha, I've got this.

I forgot he had a Geodude, gg.

NO.

WHY.

Which essentially makes that trainer battle pointless.

And thus I have an easy way to beat Brock.

There are so many things I could say about being rock hard, but I think those jokes have been exhausted.

Screw you too, Geodude.

In short, Brock is a loser.

Screw you mom, I wanted rollerblades.

Thinking about it, 50 poke-bucks for a museum ticket is a total rip.

I didn't realise they had animatronic exhibits!

I hope your daughter likes BEES.

Note: Museum has one cheap model of a spaceship and a bunch of rocks.

Not even Brock was impressed.

I didn't, I'm being actually honest for once!

Right, Pidgey is a flying type!

Insert KFC joke.

In some cultures, fried rat is a delicacy. But over here, it's pretty AWFUL.

FINALLY.

Its stats are so bad, I thought Beedrill was meant to be fast.

No, but my monkey punched your Kirby in the face.

OK, Ragey Kong is looking really frail.

Hi route 3 mon.

Screw you too.

Its best stat is like special defense or something.

UNTIL NEXT TIME

[PuffPuff]

Ha, Horace so BAD. That nature sucks or something.

[spoiler=The adventures of da forest]

But maybe I will SLAM. Just kidding, Slam sucks.

Yes it does.

Better to have Strength, or Return.

Ha, update and I'm beating Horace. What a chump.

Its stats are so bad, I thought Beedrill was meant to be fast.

If only it'd get enough Speed, you could give it Toxic.

http://www.smogon.com/dex/xy/pokemon/beedrill

It's base Speed is 75, so about 180 EV to Speed should Speed it up to around 225 Speed when it finishes levelling up!

----

Interesting runthrough thus far. Although Horace is behind and is getting beaten bad, maybe he/she will makes his/her comeback.

[Shin]

Horace so fat and bad at updating. Mount Moon proves rather unusual.

I feel that my team are woefully ill-equipped for this place.

Truth be told, this wasn't the Mount Moon mon I expected, just the one I deserved.

DIE MONSTER.

In other news, Ass Candle evolved.

So much for gangsters, they didn't even steal the swag.

Bullet Seed is pretty much the only thing preventing this guy from sucking.

So mad. I'm totally glad that Brock didn't give me Bide or something lame like that.

See, this guy got half way. But you need to pick up the fossils before they're yours.

In short, Butt Spike's a massive loser.

Please, I only beat you up to steal one of your thingies. What kind of brute do you think I am?

I embrace the darkness within my heart. Also snails really creep me out.

I love how they don't even realise that I've stolen both of their sucky moves.

Thanks doubles rule. Truth be told, it'd suck if we both ended up with boxes full of Rattata.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFlAzzApiWs

OR ZUBAT.

To be honest, Ass-Candle and Ragey Kong are the only ones that are any good.

[General Horace]

Welp, accidently overwrote ROUTE 3 screens. Don't worry, shorts are indeed comfy and easy to wear. I encoutered a spearow, which squirtle critted with tackle (RIP) then I bought MAGIKARP for my route 4 guy.

[spoiler=ENTER MOUNT MOON]

YES

Wartortle is pretty ridiculous for this point of the game tbh

I BELIEVE

so bad...

NO NOT CLEFAIRY

i'm not totally sure what this was supposed to be

...

also somewhat related, they took out the JERK that has a ratticate that always kills half your teams in nuzlockes in FRLG. THANKS GAMEFREAK

i think i forgot to mention my mount moon pokemon was zubat. Fantastic.

Also oddish just used sweet scent until zubat killed it, you played a strong game, oddish.

Yay?

almost lost to another zubat gg

WORTH IT

it only had leech life and astonish, so sadly this is actually an upgrade

ha, no.

wait, where did my fossil screen go? RAGE

Also my team is HORRIBLE. I hope i get Oddish or Bellsprout next route so I can beat Misty.

that works i guess.

[momogeek2141]

Shin's going to take your magikarp after it evolves, just watch.

[General Horace]

it's ok, i can take his BUTTSPIKE

Worth it?

[Jedi]

inb4 Shin takes Jesus.

[Shin]

No way, I'm stealing Batman. I'd rather read his comics than I would the bible!

[Shin]

In other news, I had another update stored, rage, I'll actually have to play some more.

[spoiler=Nugget Bridge]

I really hope the top half isn't a fish.

Yeah, this guy sucked.

But Shroom-Ass is quadruple weak to Goldeen's peck, so I figure I'll come back later.

Actually I'm doing better than Horace because he's a FILTHY MAN.

Hey, I'm pretty sure that's CHEATING.

This was an eventful battle.

Someone got beaten up by a GURL.

I would have preferred a smartphone. Then I could TWOOT about my battle. #Abraknowsteleport

Foot steps on worm, it really works.

As do rocks.

My team's pretty much set up to counter grass types.

Lol, dirt rats.

The Mankey can 2 shot most of my guys, I literally have to just swap until it was poisoned.

I HOPE IT'S AN IPHONE.

Well, that was easy.

WORTH IT.