screenshot Pokemon FRLG Nuzlocke

[Dandragon]

so are you two gonna fight once you reach the end of the nuzlocke?

[Shin]

That's actually not a bad idea, but HORSEFACE needs to stop being lazy and actually do stuff.

[General Horace]

Man, I totally thought I updated, been out of the house for a few days, i've played up to Vermillion.

I'll try to update later today.

actually fuck it updating now

[spoiler=to Vermillion]

YOU WONDER WHY IT DOESN'T OBEY YOU

I'm 99% sure Slowbro doesn't learn Sonicboom.

considering how incampetant the Rockets are the police force must be horrible

ha, I bet you're quaking in your boots

FAIR

WALLED BY ZUBAT

ABRA SO BAD

ekans trapped zubat in with wrap, thankfully I had a tonne of potions

NO THE MANKEY

thankfully wartortle is pretty tanky

I still want this to be an option

YES

NO WHY

at least I have another chance next route

-_-

At least I didn't kill it this time.

so EASY

GOD WHY DO THEY HAVE PECK

YES just in time for MISTY

i'd love to but well

things didn't work out

i kill all but the first one i see per route

aren't water pokemon generally defensive?

ALL OUT OFFENCE IN ACTION

NO WATER PULSE

wartortle almost died to a swift crit

also zubat conviently learns an attacking move after the gym is done

"ITS JUST A TEAM ROCKET COSTUME I SWARE"

I didn't screen it, but before he was trying to teach Mankey and Sandshrew dig. Where did the Diglett come from?

WHY

I guess it's apparently pretty rare but they're pretty chump. I guess it has pickup. (Also yes I did have an antidote)

Ha, so good.

DEFEATED THE RAIDBOSS RATICATE

I didn't want anything from the tall grass in the route above Vermillion so I didn't enter it, I'm gonna wait until I have surf or a good rod or something.

Edited April 18, 2015 by General Horace

[Shin]

This update is in memory of almost every mon I had.

[spoiler=Screw you, Misty]

THIS IS NOT A GEODUDE.

WHO'S THAT HOGEYMAN?

OH NO BRO.

RAGE.

Thanks, Abra.

Ha, Hash so good.

But that would be the last time I smoked it again.

This is probably the wisest decision I made all game.

Rage, I wanted that thingy!

I don't think I'm up for a threesome.

Blah blah, Bill.

THUS BEGINS THE HORROR.

This begins OK enough.

Hash eventually has to swap out because he can't heal enough.

This gets very tedious.

This looks impressive, but it's turn 3 after 5 attacks.

NO.

NO, FORGIVE ME. SAY HI TO WRINKLY KONG FOR ME.

SCREW YOU, HASH BROWN.

Also Butt Spike does somehow too.

HEY NEAT.

NEVER MIND.

THIS DID NOT GO WELL.

NEXT TIME: Shindy goes emo?

[momogeek2141]

Paras and charmeleon solo! You're probably screwed if you don't get a diglett.

[General Horace]

ha, how the tables have turned!

[spoiler=S.S ANNE]

Machop doesn't learn stomp.

does anything ever happen here in an event or something?

not as old as SHIN

or as BAD

wow you must have no LIFE

I regret looking for a picture of "Stunning Rapidash"

i'm fairly certain that's animal abuse.

so FLASHY

seriously, all the S.S Anne pokemon are so much stronger than everyone but TURTHWOMP

this room was visited at the end of almost every battle

ENCROYABLE

I AM LE TRAINER

I forgot about TM's

I don't even know man

I AM LE CONNISOUR

not as good as prime rib gg

what a bro

better than string shot?

YES

YES THIS WAS BEFORE THEY NERFED PICKUP

I used to catch a party of zigzagoons in Sapphire to farm rarecandies until my party filled out.

wow, he should really reclass

I thought the whole point of having a party on a ship was to have it occur while it's moving to pass the time?

FUTURE SIGHT

FUTURE MVP

JUST IN TIME FOR LT. SURGE

NO

NO

NO

thankfully it finally died

IT RETURNS

it was at this point i realized Beedrill wasn't actually a flying type

I never understood why everyone suddenly became french on the ship

FAIR

rage, bite is special and tackle sucks

NOT A GOOD CHOICE

WHY

it all worked out. also PAY DAY

WHY

Gyarados beat it though, Gyarados OP

this isn't how medicine works

GOODBYE CRUELWORLD

TEAM IS STILL PRETTY CHUMP

but it's trade time. Who will Shin pick?

[Dandragon]

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE VOTED SHIN!

[MrNight48]

I love this thread, super entertaining.

(poor bulbasaur, he didn't get a trainer....hmmm)

[Shin]

Thankfully my team manages to survive a little longer than the last one!

That's a fairly decent catch.

But screw having to grind it up to level. Daycare too pro.

So many of my team have died, I need some REINFORCEMENTS.

I WONDER WHAT I WILL FIND.

A Dugtrio would have sucked, and probably wiped me.

I completely forgot about the unnecessary sidequest.

It's like the trainers here exist to serve Diglett.

Ha, why would I need that when I have SWAGNITUDE.

Truth be told, Magikarp would probably be a welcome addition to my team.

I have an idea for my Vermillion mon.

Unfortunately, it's now I recall how much of a loser rhubarb duck is.

NO, DIE.

It's really good they don't ask for ID... or have a dress code!

As rude as that may be, assaulting me won't prevent me from wandering around your room afterwards.

WHY.

Screw you, I'm eating all the pies.

Bullet Seed's so laughably bad, I might as well use dig.

It's not like Horace will deprive me of my shrooms, right?

I see someone trained alongside SOLID SNAKE.

Many travellers often mistake Horace for a pokemon.

I think Bill failed to mention the party was like 3 weeks ago.

ACTUAL OFFENSE.

I mean, it would really suck if Horace stole it.

KFC so good.

I think it's a good thing that you were boxed when I fought Misty.

Fool, nobody eats mushrooms with a SPOON.

Sure, NEAT.

YEAH.

[Jedi]

Inb4 Horace fights a Dugtrio.

Also ouch Shin, major losses.

[Dandragon]

Kill the final pokemon with cut

[Shin]

The trade is complete. Horace has stolen Shroom-Ass whilst Rageape is mine!

[spoiler=Surge kinda sucked]

Welcome to the team, you'll be a fine replacement for the monkey I got killed.

Fun fact, Impish decreases Special Attack!

Physical!Drowzee?

Cutslave so good.

I WISH DIGLETT HAD MORE HP.

This becomes a common sight.

Don't mess with Lightli. I wonder how jail's treating him?

This begs to question, which war did they even fight in?

Thus it begins.

This takes a while.

Again, which war? Did they have weapons or pokemon?

Ha, what a chump.

Wait, six?

Let's just say that I have to do some tactical switches.

Slam really hurts.

I don't think I have any.

[Dandragon]

Pergaps horace should have taken diglett to screw over Shin.

[momogeek2141]

Aw, come on, he's not THAT mean.

[MRDRHAWK]

Parasect OP as fuck

also GRAPE APE

[Shin]

Horace so slow, I bet he probably couldn't fit through Surge's gym door.

[spoiler=Caves are fun]

Could get flash, but the prospect of wiping to an Arena Trap Dugtrio kinda scares me.

The original brony.

I wanted a blue one.

Truth be told, Lightli kinda sucks.

Thanks for the TM Horseface.

WHO COULD IT BE?

Truth be told, Ekans is pretty scrubby.

I'll love you when you're STRONK.

Rage, stoopid nuzlocke.

But some types are stronger than others in general. Or just chumps, like Poison.

I CAN'T SEE.

I can't see this thing's legs!

Clearly a valuable addition to my team.

Truth be told, I'm pretty poorly equipped to fight like half the types.

Yeah, this is what I was reduced to.

WHERE AM I.

I was legitimately afraid of Graveler. I can't remember if the explosions were in vanilla or just Pokeshin.

Not taking any chances though.

WHERE AM I.

Drowzee for Smash DLC.

You know, it'd really suck if Horace stole this.

PASSABLE OFFENCE.

FREEDOM.

Man, my team suck.

[General Horace]

a level 24 parasect with dig is much better against surge than diglett

i'll update later today.

it is now later today

[spoiler=SURGE AND ROCK TUNNEL]

ha, Shroom-Ass so good against SURGE

also my master plan failed, I thought Shin would take Gyarados so I gave it no attacking moves

well uhhhh

i had a backup plan thankfully.

DIGDUG

static is probably my least favourite ability other than sturdy in later gens

at this point I remember I hadn't caught my diglett in diglett cave yet

so i did it

so he used his raichu to zap the enemy

seems fair

gg surge

NO NO NO NO

NO

PHEW

Raichu did like 7 damage with shockwave, but after using double team 5 times I was worried I'd run out of Digs and have to use an ether for the first time ever

MUST FARM MONEY FOR CELEDON FOR GAMBLING

also in the route right of Vermillion Drowzee perished to a crit. Fuck you game.

THOSE GAMERS THESE DAYS SURE ARE OLD

woo

WHAT

this guy is shin in disguise, he's whining about his luck and he's OLD

I CAN SMELL THE GAME CORNER FROM HERE

I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU

there's seriously trades that are nidoran f for nidoran m and then later nidorina for nidorino. WHY?!?!?!

batman was cut for diglett

if i face mass casualties I'll have a (really bad) backup

BIKE

i'm never going to use it, the power of FRAMESKIP is too strong

this slowbro is my favourite

screw you oddishes

SHROOM ASS SO GOOD

not worth catching one

CONSCRIPTED

i'll send him to daycare next time i'm in the neighborhood

ROCK TUNNEL TOOK FOREVER AND I HATE IT

GLORIOUS VICTORY

Edited April 23, 2015 by General Horace

[MRDRHAWK]

petition for Horace to rename cashcat into DOSHCAT

[Jedi]

Shroom is hero.

[General Horace]

petition for Horace to rename cashcat into DOSHCAT

motion passed

[MRDRHAWK]

YES

WOP YA FUCKIN WADS

[Shin]

This is where my team becomes COMPETENT.

Well, that was something.

OFFENSE. Also learning worse attacks than you had previously!

GETTING CRITBLICKED IS NOT A VIABLE STRAT.

Then why not combine your two interests? Play Pokemon at school!

In honour of evolving, Rageape shall indeed learn RAGE.

NEAT.

WHAT A DICK.

Unfortunately, Charmeleon kinda puts this loser out of work.

Yeah, I should just take it from STRANGE OLD LADIES.

If you think about it, they all get like a quarter of a cup each. That's not much.

I REALLY DON'T HAVE MANY MONS.

Five levels and it still sucks. What a rip.

Look after my pet rock, totally worth it, right?

I don't think I've ever said a word. Also TM Psychic is nice, but Lightli will probably learn it naturally soon.

YEAH.

These TM's SUCK.

lrn2nuzlocke, scrub.

WORTH IT.

NO, DIE.

Another RAT, DIE.

SO MANY RATS.

I HATE RATS.

AGENT CAMTECH?

Yeah, that's him.

Hi.

I'm sure that's illegal.

Pro rage building strat.

Karate is clearly the best.

Despite having a fort full of gangsters who could easily beat me up.

Now I can see GOASTS.

Step aside.

Hey, that's RACIST or something.

Actually it was the old guy... but this gym is a pretty good place to train Ass Candle and Lightli.

Please, as long as I have enough Ember.

FUDGEMUFFINS.

Ass Candle needs a bit of back up.

WHY.

OK, that works too.

I bet Shroom Ass would have loved it. Curse you, Horace!

This team is starting to shape up!

[Jedi]

Wow that Rageape.

Also i'm sure Shroom will enjoy Giga Drain, ON HORACE'S TEAM.

[~Silver]

I'm pretty sure you guys get some Fishing Rods soon.

(Teehee. I said rod!)

Edited April 28, 2015 by ~Silver

[Shin]

Truth be told, Shroom Ass is probably going to fall off relatively soon, so many common weaknesses. Although Lightli sucks at this point. -SpAttack is just too pro.