Jedi Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 (edited) Truth be told, Shroom Ass is probably going to fall off relatively soon, so many common weaknesses. Although Lightli sucks at this point. -SpAttack is just too pro. -SpAttack ftw. Gotta go with ELEMENTAL PUNCHES. Were this Gen 4 that is. Edited April 28, 2015 by Jedi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted May 2, 2015 Author Share Posted May 2, 2015 Filler update, goasts are losers. I ain't afraid of no goasts. I really should have brought Hash Brown and friends to bury them here. Haze is literally the best thing ever. you can't spell malevolent without MALE. The pigs. I think Diglette might have to take a backseat. Sure, I have the hair for it. IT BURNS. Fun story, my local hospital keep asking me to donate blood because of my blood type but they never have appointments. And like on the last floor I finally see a goast! Fart goast so back up. It took two hits, but Leer such a chump move. Say hi to Butt Spike for me. Considering he got beaten up, I think I am. Well played, Team Rocket. I'm not doing too bad. I think I have like nearly 30 types. WORTH IT. Actually really tempted to replace Diglette. Remember kids, dicks beat fish. And also clams. Not like I want a fish. Prostrat. Screw you too, Snorlax. Modest Snorlax, gg me. With a better rod, score. I beat this one up, plus no doubles gg. Not a bad catch 10/10. I have a plan. Wait for it. WORTH IT. I have a feeling it will be useful later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 (edited) I’m definitely not an attention whore. Totally just wanted to help my bro Horace find his motivation. [spoiler=A New Challenger Approaches?] Most definitely not. Obscure reference/10. Click on the picture for maximum effect! Like the filthy neutral that I am, I must defeat the forces of Lawful Rage (Shin) and Chaotic Apathy (Horace). Only then can I get true ending and my eternal torment will finally know peace (or something to that effect). You can now send and receive images and PORN as data via the internet. OK fine. Don’t worry bro, we’ll teach those losers that they picked the wrong Pokemon! ;_; Actually can I pick another one? Mine's kind of broken. That Squirtle is looking awfully nice right now. Anyways, I asked a COOL TRAINER about whether I should restart or not and she said that this battle doesn’t count, so yeah. Proof below. I’m still the best there ever was, to catch one per area is my real test, etc. etc. [spoiler=Proof!] [2:22:00 PM] God of Thunder and Lord of Bunnies: i’ll prolly give you that battle [2:22:10 PM] God of Thunder and Lord of Bunnies: because rng etc [2:22:15 PM] Refa³: whew i'm not bad at this game i sware [2:22:19 PM] God of Thunder and Lord of Bunnies: that one is pretty rng based i think Fucker. At least I still have my POTION. I bet you don’t have a POTION! Wait what, I wasn’t even paying attention. Take this PARCEL back, I want a do over. You’re all fuckers. Let me sequence break, dammit. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, whatever. She’s toooooooooootaaaaally into me, guys. Really. Did we seriously all catch a Mankey? Well, I'd better hurry this up before he gets nerfed again. This is the best first level I’ve ever seen. Because he’s hairy as fuck. Also mafia is serious business, you guys. Seriously. On the road to Viridian Forest. I’m on the way, I’m on the road, I’m on the road. Please be a Pikachu, please be a Pikachu, please be a Pikachu, knees by a Pikac- … ………………………… (TL’s note: At least my team is no longer a sausage fest) As if lurking wasn’t enough of a problem already. ………………………… (TL’s note: Now that I’m done bringing these chumps up to speed, I should stop grinding) I love encountering these guys, they’re basically free EXP. It’s a real boon in a nuzlocke. Wow, that’s earlier than I expected. Good job, have some Castlevania pot roast. The first (real) trainer battle that sets the tone for the rest of the game. Kind of makes me nostalgic. One does not simply poison 4EverAlone. I’m glad I picked Bulbasaur after all! Guess where I still am. You’ll never do it, don’t even try. It was a rhetorical challenge. No, really? I never would have guessed. ………………………… (TL’s note: What an overgrown bug. I should squash it) I just realized that these pictures probably make no fucking sense if you haven’t played this game. Go do that. Not really. And yet he still did not commence with the shutting up. God, this is even worse than Silver Moon. I’ve always hated this guy and his Sandshrew. At least he’s more manageable in this game. Geodude is also much less obnoxious than Diglett. I definitely need to grind some more before I face Brock. No way in hell can I beat him like this! Hey you, Pikachu! Piss off. My body is ready. My team may also be ready. I dunno, I haven’t checked. Unexpected plot twist! The drama, the intrigue…and here I thought all of his Pokemon were the GROUND type! Wham Bam Thank you, ma’am. NEAT. SHUT UP, STOP TALKING, AND LET ME USE IT ALREADY JEEZ. I regret nothing. SO yeah. Is this going to be a thing? Fuck if I know. Horace should update anyways before I catch up to him. When that finally happens, I'll say the same thing that I'm saying here; ABOUT TIME. Speaking of time... Next time on Let's Play Pokemon FireRed! Get hype for some departing PEWTER CITY GYM action! Hey, wait a min- Edited May 9, 2015 by Refa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Its like week before finals I think he's away for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted May 4, 2015 Author Share Posted May 4, 2015 10 Shin bucks says Refa finishes before Horace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 (edited) give me a break i broke my jaw then was away for 4 days i'll probably update sometime this week but i'm still pretty busy till the weekend also refa's team is hilariously bad Edited May 6, 2015 by General Horace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted May 7, 2015 Author Share Posted May 7, 2015 Turns out that you can't eat the nuggets in Pokemon, Horace found out the hard way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 (edited) last time i visted the NAME RATER THIS TIME I STEAL FROM SMALL CHILDREN SEE almost lost to back to back 5 hit doubleslaps, man it was the worst APPARENTLY IT'S CLEFAIRY AND NOT JIGGLYPUFF, CLEFAIRY IS A SQUARE ALL THE RAGE wat NO SCREW YOU VULPIX i hate this game -_- its a FURRY ITS REACHED ITS FINAL FORM BENCH i kind of regret taking eevee because after i went to the game corner i wanted porygon even though its awful COME AT ME BRO IT BEGINS NO MODEST? SOUNDS LIKE A PERFECT JOLTEON FLAREON'S FOR REAL MEN I think it's trying to tell me something WORTH IT YES FINALLY ... FLAREON OP it literally oneshotted everything in the gym that's what the STORY is I guess, Erika, Sabrina and Misty are all such important characters. OOPS I was teaching him brickbreak at least. man where's my TRI ATTACK tm these really were painfully easy, I guess I just sucked at them before BETTER NOT CALL THE POLICE just like TEAM ROCKET FOUND CAMDAR entirely underwhelming, rock types so bad NEXT TIME I'd like the thank DOSHCAT for funding my gambling addiction. Edited May 7, 2015 by General Horace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 ITS REACHED ITS FINAL FORM IT'S FINAL FORM IS EXACTLY THE SAME? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Great Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 IT'S FINAL FORM IS EXACTLY THE SAME? Do those things ever change? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverHairedFreak25 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I'd like the thank DOSHCAT for funding my gambling addiction. Every time I play this game I get a meowth just for teh moneygrindz. And I use it for the casino too. Still have yet to get a Porygon, tho. I'd spend hours on Three Island curbstomping trainers with mothing but Pay Day and an amulet coin. Pay Day ftw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 MAN i was almost done an update then i closed the tab and now i'm too lazy to make it again. so here's the abridged version [spoiler=FAILURE ABRIDGED] ALL THE RAGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momogeek2141 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Time to summon DA BENCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 (edited) nah, i caught some BROS, i'll post my current team I guess. if I had to use my BENCH i'd be in trouble Edited May 8, 2015 by General Horace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Great Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Horace's team is actually looking relatively great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 (edited) But my team is the best! Its glaring flying weakness is actually a deliberate move to uh...you got me, but it's totally intentional. Edited May 9, 2015 by Refa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Great Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 But my team is the best! Its glaring flying weakness is actually a deliberate move to uh...you got me, but it's totally intentional. Aww I thought you were updating too. I was gonna be all like "Wow it's not even my birthday!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 It's okay, I'm 70% sure that this post is an update. Please no flaming if I'm wrong, though. ;_; [spoiler=Revenge Of The Update?] Previously on The Pokemon FireRed Nuzlocke… Yeah, what that said. I’m not staring at you, please to not be murdering me with your Pidgey army. My team can’t take it. ………………………… (TL’s note: Having Confusion this early in the game is the best) Why does Bulbasaur learn SLEEP POWDER and POISONPOWDER at the same time? That’s dumb. Noone would ever pick POISONPOWDER over SLEEP POWDER. This game is dumb. I hate you so very much. Luckily this isn't HOOHAHAH's Quest, because I'm pretty sure he gets OHKOed in that game. At least he’s honest about what an incompetent hack he is. Spoilers, he got wrecked. *gulp* Let’s get this over with. Also yes, I looked at you. What are you gonna do about it? WHY WHY JUST HIT ALREADY FINALLY JEEZ That was easier than I thought. Probably because I’m the best there ever was. No, I got it from MISTY. Where else would I get a BOULDERBADGE, Santa? I’m not sure, it seems kind of pricey…but if you insist, I guess I’ll take it off of your hands. Heheheheh, sucker. No takebacks! I forgot to name him, whoops. Not like I was going to use him anyways, screw having a balanced party. Oh, this counts as its own route. Maybe I can catch something that won’t get wrecked by a Spearow! Aw hell yeah. Get in my belly, I mean er team. ANYONE COULD HAVE MADE THAT MISTAKE OK. WHY DOES HE HAVE PECK AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’m not unoriginal, it’s just a clever, witty, and totally subtle reference to the Cave Story character! Also I caught a Geodude. You know, on account of me being the best there ever was and all that. It. Is. Time. just wrecked your stupid Spearow’s face. Let’s go spelunking and have a journey in a cave with a little rabbit creature by my side. Guys, this is going to be awesome. It’s OK, I’ve got a Belmont on my side...or at least a Pokemon with VINE WHIP; pretty much the same thing. Oh, really? I don't think they let stupid pricks become gangsters. I hate Paras. Get your shroom ass the fuck out of my nuzlocke and stop paralyzing me dammit. Nerd. Can’t you at least give me something for bothering to talk to you? Holy shit, Mafia Scum actually “OHKOed” with Fury Attack. He just needed two crits to make it happen! ………………………… (TL’s note: Duh, I wrecked your bat and your snake with oversized flying bugs) Me too. In retrospect, I probably should have just stayed in Pewter City. He’s ready to smash! I really should think about changing his name at this point if he's going to team up with two other starters…nah. Real funny, game. Oh no, whatever will I do without a steady stream of Rattatas and Zubats and incompetence? I love Nidorino’s design. Don’t get used to seeing him around for long, though. Hail to the king, baby. Now I’m playing with power. Super power. Next time on The Pokemon FireRed Nuzlocke...a new friend joins the fray! I also probably fight Misty or something, I dunno. Also check out the end of my last update, I added something there; it's super great actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 YEAH, WHATEVER. refa's team is still kind of bad but at least he has the bulb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 level 16 nidoking beast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 look at that amazing movepool that he has to burn TMs on just to make viable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted May 10, 2015 Author Share Posted May 10, 2015 I go forwards, the trade with Horace is coming ever closer... and most of my mons suck! Considering I can only catch the first mon I see, 1/5th of the dex isn't bad. WORTH IT. Potent healing! I then realise I have no healing items left. WORTH IT. That's good to know! This route's mon is a little... unusual! Turning into my HMslave has sealed your fate. And I was about to waste all my coins getting the TM! Well, this route was lame anyway. But the one right after it was amazing apparently! NO, WHY. FORGIVE ME HAZE. Time for some... Never mind. WORTH IT. I have my replacement! And a spare for good measure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momogeek2141 Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 NO NOT HAZE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 HE PROBABLY DOESN'T CARE, HE NEVER PLAYS MAFIA ANYMORE ANYWAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted May 11, 2015 Author Share Posted May 11, 2015 It's OK, Haze has been replaced! TUNA IN NEXT TIME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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