Josephthebroseph Report post Posted April 22, 2015 Let me know if there is already a thread for this(I couldn't find one), but there are many amusing quotes from Awakening, my personal favorite being a Nowi line. Here it is: (When in a shop, and selling items, choose Nowi, and on the bottom screen, she will complain.)"Nowi's stuff, hands off!" Another funny shop quote is Chrom's: "Robin(or avatar's name)... are we strapped for funds?" Gaius said this one time when gaining experience points from an event tile: "I don't care what they might say, stealing candy from a baby isn't as easy as it sounds." those just stuck with me, but what are the most amusing lines you found in supports, chapters, or anything else? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Czar_Yoshi Report post Posted April 22, 2015 Cervantes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wayward Alchemist Report post Posted April 22, 2015 "HEALER!!! I need a healer!" -Freddy "I don't get into politics. I just wanna toss fire balls at bad guys." "Wizard fight! Wizard fight! Yaaaaay!" "Nope! Not me! Although I do own a cloak and a couple of daggers." And everything else that Henry says. Owain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nym Report post Posted April 22, 2015 Don't mess with a bunny !!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anacybele Report post Posted April 23, 2015 A lot of things that come out of Frederick's mouth, seriously. XD "I'm d-dying! DYING! Ah... It's so dark... Tell Chrom that..." - Support with the Avatar "Wasting time learning how to better waste time sounds like a frightful waste of time indeed." - Support with Lissa "It worked! It worked!" - the chapter where the Avatar sets the ships aflame "Look at these floppy ears! They're so cute!" - Support with Panne Then the entire support with Chrom, OMG LOL. XD I also find Henry's "SPECIAL DELIVERY!" crit quote hilarious. And Basilio's "HOT DEATH COMIN' THROUGH!" Oh, also when Basilio says "As for your future, it can kiss my big brown Feroxi arse." My sides were aching. lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
omega zero Report post Posted April 23, 2015 "Look at this weakling." - Maribest Maribelle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shadowofchaos Report post Posted April 23, 2015 "Fire Emblem? What's that?" "Oh! You mean the Pedestal of Flames?" ~JP Chrom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Byron Report post Posted April 23, 2015 I think Anacybele nailed it with 'HOT DEATH, COMING THROUGH!' A lot of Basilio's quotes are awesome. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anacybele Report post Posted April 23, 2015 Yeah, I don't get why people hate Basilio, he's hilarious. And he looks like Nick Fury. lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hmniMaurice Report post Posted April 23, 2015 "Very funny. Oh, I see. You're trying to make me laugh. That's funny too." - Noire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
~Silver Report post Posted April 23, 2015 I just made a imitation of Lissa's, "Clear a path, everyone!" upon entering my class just now, pitch and everything. My voice, unfortunately, didn't crack, so I sounded highly feminine... Much to the amusement to my classmates. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoirCore Report post Posted April 23, 2015 "One step closer and I will be forced to maim you." -Maribelle with best level-up. Also, in the Hot Spring Scramble... "Your mother was a contest." Gangrel to Aversa. Yup, that happened. Watch the whole thing on justonegamr's YouTube channel. :P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Respite&Nepenthe Report post Posted April 23, 2015 "Now I shall pretend to engage in agriculture!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
saifors Report post Posted April 25, 2015 Pretty much all the battle quotes from Henry and the Vaike Henry because puns and his... very optimistic view of the world. And Vaike for being the Vaike. They also of course have some funny ones in dialogues. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blaze The Great Report post Posted April 25, 2015 Whenever Lissa levels up 2-3 stats and says "Look at me go!" I always think "Yeah, look at you go straight to the bench." That just always sticks with me, no clue why. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Czar_Yoshi Report post Posted April 25, 2015 Watch the whole thing on justonegamr's YouTube channel. :P Or, y'know, right here on SF. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Geek Report post Posted April 25, 2015 "Alright, now you're not even sighing, you're just saying the word "sigh"." - Owain to Inigo C Support "I shall break their ranks like I break wind." -Gangrel Chapter 11 dialogue Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnUnculturedLittlePotato Report post Posted April 28, 2015 "Your looking progressive today!" from harvest scramble is one of my fav's that I've seen so far. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bman Report post Posted April 28, 2015 "B-bib?! Now see here, you uncouth barbarian! This is a CRAVAT! This is the very height of fashion among sartorially minded nobility." Virion to the female Avatar in their B Support "And I'm totally serious! Here, look into my eyes... See that? See it? These are the eyes of a totally serious woman." Morgan to Laurant in their C Support "Oh, don't you worry. I'm gonna have me a nice, long chat with dear ol' Ma! You just sit there and drink your damn tea. So long, old-timer! (Brady leaves, comes back) Oh, and set this on top of the pot. It keeps the tea warm." Brady to his father in their C Support I also find Characters Crit Quotes hillarious, just because of the way she's saying them. For example Sumias' "I'll and this nauu!!" and Owains' "Behold!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNomadTrooper Report post Posted May 3, 2015 MU name manipulation. "Marry me! This is our final battle!" "Chrom? Is that foreign?" "Valm? Is that foreign?" MANY more Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfrye Report post Posted June 1, 2015 Pegapony princess.'nuff said. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Riobhain Report post Posted June 1, 2015 (edited) FeMorgan is pretty funny. "You see these eyes? These...are...SERIOUS EYES!" "It's gotta be strong, because, hey, BEARS! Am I right?" "If you ever saw me bludgeoning myself just for fun, I'd hope you'd put a stop to it..." EDIT:: I can't believe I forgot my favorite quote in any Fire Emblem game ever. Brady: What part of helping me involves a submission hold? Lucina: The part where you refuse to submit! Now, give your body over to me! Edited June 1, 2015 by Riobhain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knightmare Report post Posted June 4, 2015 (edited) "I dance like someone tossed a ham down the stairs" Oliva Man she's an annoying character absolutely hate her but loved that line Edited June 4, 2015 by Knightmare Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
?.? Report post Posted June 4, 2015 (edited) , Edited July 11, 2019 by LalaPony delete Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lacuna Report post Posted June 4, 2015 That whole MaMorgan/Owain convo. I can imagine them just playing chess or something and making up silly names for their moves Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
