MrNight48 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 (edited) Mr.Night here with another LP, but this time I am taking a breather and relaxing with pokemon because I want in on all this pika pika goodness. However I will be doing a nuzlocke challenge as well because I have never finished one before. (tried once before on some hacked version but it just didn't feel right and quit before the first badge) So on to the rules. Rules: 1) one pokemon per new area, no double catching either, if I meet the same one I have caught before, I can catch the next one. If its still one I have caught before or I kill it, tough luck, I must move on. I can catch evolved forms of previous caught pokemon however. 2) If pokemon dies, it goes to the box of the dead. If I lose all my pokemon including ones in pc, its a wipe and my run is over. I go crawl to a hole and live in shame as a shit trainer. 3) No legends but event pokemon and ingame trades are allowed. 4) Items are allowed, same with healing in pokecenters. Switching in battles is also allowed so there is no excuse. All revives will be sold. 5) If I don't get any pokemon that can't learn an HM I need to move, I can catch one and use it only for that sole purpose. The hm slave is considered a zombie pokemon that just helps out. So to get this started. The start of my pokemon journey keeping it real pft was he trying to out nurse me or...? fitting name for a tryhard HA! your own grandpa doesn't even remember your own name. sucks to suck grabbing my emergency heals. she totally wants me why the fuck you coming from my house? instead of taking all 3 pokemon, he waited. what a noob grandpa oak was in a failed nuzlocke challenge, I won't make the same mistake. Even tho I love my charizard I'm choosing the one that is usually left behind in these runs. (didn't get the idea from shin vs hoarce LP honest) cause I want a good nature ] HOORAY! Damn good stats too. I don't want to this fight was too close for my liking but he a noob so of course I win \ got another potion and grandpa's "medicine" potions everywhere "full of medicine" sure I will accept your bribe to keep this quiet the heart wants what the heart wants, and your sister wants me. a map to her heart got dammit WTF?! YOU IZ COMMON, DON'T ACT LIKE YOU A DIAMOND! and lucky goes straight Lenny on it. buy some balls the dead rat wasted anidotes too, they can be a serious problem in this game. what will I get here? oh, that works too. especially because he went into the ball. HAHAHAHA! yo! you got to weaken that shit HAX! ok for this route got dammit rattata, at least i can catch him. but lucky doesn't want no rat on his team. do I at least get a pikachu? no, no I do not. oh well decent nature too so this is what I got so far. Not looking good. in you go reserve pokemon. hopefully this stays empty Training time. *1 hour later* Let's do this. What up bitch! I'm here for the exp! I realize all my pokemon are weak against his team, whelp! but leech seed op because he started throwing sand in lucky's eyes. OH SHIT! seed game op, no worries too strong GIVE CHARMANDER SOME COUNSELING! that...didn't do much gave him some thereby, HA! MONEY! Pokemon Memorial RockLady / (geodude) - lv8 to 16. Cause of death: asshole rival after 2nd badge SirCash / (meowth) - lv10 to 13. Cause of death: Op random pidgey proving birds can kill cats with sick revenge Team 3Star / (diglett) - lv15 to 19. Cause of death: 1 shot from a fucking lv17 rat's hyper fang. Got to be fucking kidding me. Therapist / (mankey) - lv3 to 22. Cause of death: a sonicboom from a magnimite while under 20 hp....I can't even deal Optimusfat/ (snorlax) - lv30 to 45. Cause of death: a fucking 1 shot crit cross chop from a bitch ass primeape. This hurt to the point I am numb. Pedo Bear/ (Hypno) - lv30 to 30. Cause of death: 1 shot outrage from lance's dragonite because he shielded Daffy from the blow. he will be honored as a hero. Edited August 2, 2015 by MrNight48 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Great Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Nice. I love watching Pokemon LPs, so keep this up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomSwordmaster Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Low Kick does more damage against heavier pokemon, such as Groudon, Wailord, rather than light pokemon like Hoppip... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNight48 Posted May 4, 2015 Author Share Posted May 4, 2015 (edited) Nice. I love watching Pokemon LPs, so keep this up. Oh I will Low Kick does more damage against heavier pokemon, such as Groudon, Wailord, rather than light pokemon like Hoppip... yeah I know, just was hoping it did 1/3 of his hp not 1/4th. First rock hard badge last time I soundly thrashed my rival so hard, his grandpa oak broke his back. heal up time for viridian forest items everywhere for me to snatch bug trainers! what the fuck does this even mean?! oh shit! ok fuck this, time to switch out wew, lucky op CLEAR! *BZZZT* don't you die on me you damn dirty ape! to replace the one I lost more exp scrubs to beat FINALLY! CHOP ALL THE THINGS! oh yeah, not effective against bugs....damn another potion and I'm out this place after beating the last bug trainer here. more secret items coming for dat rock hard ass....wait. do you even know what that means? in any case you are pure exp food oh you DO know, I just learned something from a pokemon game. ok, we get it, you rock hard, but you about to lose just as hard. 1 down wtf? your faster than lucky? doesn't matter tho gimmie dat shet! remember kids, never go into caves without your trusty rope to escape when shit gets real. pumas from mom, I put them on immediately. more bug catchers therapist is so traumatized he disappeared but he works through it. Will his nightmare ever end? I didn't want to teach him rock tomb because I may bench him due to how little fighting types are useful in this game, but I am somewhat reconsidering this due to all these fucking bugs. really should have taught him rock tomb. really should have... ew, no double mons mon let's try that again YES! hmmm, I don't want to kill him so I use a weaker move HOLY SHIT! wew got him x3 good nature too, he will be serious in getting gud. BEHOLD! Wings hyperbolic chamber! this might be a long training session. oh got dammit too far from a center. OH FUCK YOU! wasting my medic kit *grumble* grumble* finally! now this will go faster. he is ready do you want me to? wings kills his own to get stronger I don't like where this is going I like where this is going believe it oh fuck this switch out little buddy lucky will handle this heal up for the epic bird battle more berries good lord he hurts hurts really bad just because I can OW WTF?! least he dead now touched you with this back handed chop .-. uh yeah....I mean, its usually stronger than this...just I was nervous... more berries 500 bucks for a fish? WORTH IT great nature too. like I am actually going to raise him, HA! what pokemon will I find here? oh, a very rocky lady best nicknames ever, they truly show my awesome creativity WOW THAT IS A FANTASTIC NATURE/STATS! oh she is definitely on the team now. next time- cerulean city and mt. moon Edited May 4, 2015 by MrNight48 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Great Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Dang you've got a great team early on. Hopefully they don't die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNight48 Posted May 4, 2015 Author Share Posted May 4, 2015 Pretty sure i won't because I like to think I'm pretty damn good at pokemon (watch I die at my waifu crush sabrina as she wrecks my team) Posion Moon and My Second Badge last time in mt.moon... I got bullet seed which I will never use and found out rock lady needs some training some serious training, this was a fucking wild zubat for crying out loud but I've got the answer, rock lady's own hyperbolic chamber wew she is ready items and another shockingly common bug catcher the secret to winning is throw rocks at it. will do this every time I see a spider or a wasp next you see rock lady getting bitched slapped so hard, she fainted but these pokemon won't faint themselves so WAKE UP! the rock finally woke up. hey that would have made a great nickname- DAMMIT! oh they will once i pay them a visit as well. money! hooray Lucky is now broken. how? cause he now knows the ultimate combo: sleep, leech seed, strongest grass attack, ????, profit more trash found in caves another heal up, my team was taking a beating and I wasn't even half way. his nightmare continues there there buddy, they can't poison you anymore. more shit picked up oh trust me, I am more terrifying then any zubat cave with no repels you will ever be in. but you gon learn today and Lucky learned the name of his flower and unlocked its zanpakuto man this cave is a gold mine in treasure "after they fire me for losing to a mere child instead of, you know, beating the shit out of him and taking his well trained pokemon" another moon stone I probably won't ever use haha you are funny. telling that to a professional bully The sheer amount of mons that can poison you this early on is very fucking surprising but therapist is working out that anger switch out to sweep with no more prob- OH FUCK YOU! this won't end well so I switch to something that is immune. like you had a choice this motherfucker... quick! I need a remedy fix these 2 up and I am out of antidotes, fuck backup up water pokemon, what? choose helix for it is the chosen one? HA! not with those stats. yay! finally out of that poison hell strong but not worth wasting a slot for. another berry and roar what will I find here? another burd that's a good burd, get into the ball shit stats/nature, not using wew where is the nearest gym? more candy and heals put the chicken in the grill time to get my badge first chump to die now sink back into the water like your dreams of dating misty to my surprise she wasn't a one shot but food all the same catch, train, and pray they do not die to poison because I ran out of medic kits misty the stick everybody lucky's new zanpakuto is crits it seems here it is everyone, the legendary starmie that most nuzlocke challengers lose a pokemon to. and holy shit I almost do too but the ultimate combo too op for this world you may call me my other name, the truth. gg next time, punk ass rival battle, bill, and a long trek to vermilion city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Great Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Way to not follow in the footsteps of basically every Nuzlocker ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNight48 Posted May 6, 2015 Author Share Posted May 6, 2015 Oh don't worry, the grim reaper comes for us all T-T Gary motherfucking Oak last time... oh sweet grey screens, forgot the game does this. Trainer 4 life yo restocking my medic kits give my pokemon a spa day too what is it about old dudes and making me do shit. time to beat Noob, rock lady should sweep their team with no problems. Let's do this. yo! NOOB! only a noob rushes pft let's put that to the test you won't make it past geodude bruh took some damage but point still proven here destroyer of worlds has now been made HAHAHAHAHAHA CHARMANDER?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? WHY THE FUCK- oh...oh no... but I got this, magnitude 7+ will rekt yo- WHAT! ok ok ok I still got this, char didn't power up so I can still kill him with like 3 hp left- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ROCK LADY NO! YOU WAS GOING TO BE THE PRETTIEST GOLEM AT THE HALL OF FAME BALL! YOU HAVE SO MUCH LEFT TO LIVE FOR *sniff* I wasn't ready I just wasn't ready for you to die KILL HIM! NO! NOT YOU TOO! I WON'T ALLOW IT MURDER HIS ENTIRE TEAM! ROCK LADY WILL SEE YOUR POKEMON IN HELL WITH HER TO TORMENT THEM FOREVER! SUMMON MORE OF YOUR POKEMON, FOR THEY MUST DIE! I fucking hate you asshole *sniff* heal up bury the dead ~dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wiiiiiiiiiiIIINNNNNNDDDD~ now to *sniff sniff* move on murder all their pokemon therapist can't deal, he has been missing a lot kind of getting annoying take a moment buddy wings will make up rock lady's absence why shrews so damn tanky all of a sudden Switch out for easy win. heal break more trainer stompping sweet! bigger wings money! fuck off bitch? at least buy me dinner first, I'm not that kind of guy. team rocket plays mafia confirmed ... I swear this will be the death of therapist, dying to poison while I'm too far from a pokecenter and no way to heal him. so i switch out once he chopped the snake to death this, this is not going well oh that's it? RISKING IT! cmon.... YES! you can now join the mt.moon losers I thrashed to the whine/bitch party patch up some wounds cause I want to catch some pokemon. yay attract what will I get here? oh. oh well. sweet! another berry whose that pokemon? its...another grass type...yaaaaaaay pokedex filler heal up check out his stats, not bad. a good backup grass type. the bench just got warmer now to wipe out these trainers HOLY FUCK! HEAL! oh shi- OMG WHY?! wew that was way to fucking close. FIGHT TO LIVE THERAPIST! secret power, but won't be used in favor for return more berries filler slot, quick attack is better than tackle bill will be trolling even if its not for his own good because most people will just leave him there oi you little shit I said no! I could just leave him right now too but the plot beckons now to make it painfully obvious I was no where near completing this pokedex, was never sure why the game did this back in red/blue. Also this makes me miss yellow version because pikachu would freak the fuck out at how bill went from a pokemon to human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Great Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 OH NOOOO. But that's really too bad because you messed up the math because you could have just switched out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNight48 Posted May 13, 2015 Author Share Posted May 13, 2015 OH NOOOO. But that's really too bad because you messed up the math because you could have just switched out. I know man that's what hurts the most. I risked it where I should have just switched. Random update on the way to vermillion ha misty can't get a date. Ladies this is what happens when you let the man of dreams 1 round your pokemon, take your badge/tm, and your money walk right the fuck out of your gym while also ignoring the hints the swimmer boy was dropping that he wants to date you. I hope she cheats on you with a rapidash and you stumble upon her in horror as the guy filming it says "she ..." point is I hope its horrible and come drown yourself in this very pond you condescending asshole. ...what? Don't act like the pokeporn doesn't happen. with that disturbing fact we are moving on gave that floor some footprint art for free. not yours either bitch ... shit my own tactic used against me! oh fuck this I have learned my lesson well hooray for dig restock and heal up wohoo, money grinding here I come. welcome to the team sir cash bitching nature too drop off mvp for free levels. if you didn't know, you can put pokemon in the pc for complete healing too. for op STAB training time wew that is too close for comfort yay pickup NO! I looked away from the screen for like 1 second to help somebody and now my cat is dead. WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! T-T my op pickup ability is gone, I am back to this box way too soon. new route so hopefully new pokemon, for I must move on with a sitrus berry double mon so nothing for this route got dammit therapist you know, I never saw the danger in status affects in pve until now. they are fucking horrible we never found out what the fuck this was best item in the game is now in my hands not using, most likely will be magikarps more healing items future hm slave "nobody steals my bike because I got vouchers" what did you expect? a dugtrio wiping out my team till I'm left with wings? my bad luck is not that op in honor of their 47th episode My pokemon have been Nature blessed this whole run sweet another benched pokemon definitely benched he put me to sleep so fuck it between manky constantly getting poisoned and ivysaur's naps, this is starting to really pissed me off. whats next? wings keeps getting burned? guess I got to just deal with it deal with it I did final nail in the boxed coffin the bench was getting cold The team right now, next time team 3star's training, SS anine and my 3rd badge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Great Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Yeowch, getting hit hard this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momogeek2141 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Wasn't that one building the guy's Machop was helping with the radio tower in Vermillion in G/S/C? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNight48 Posted May 15, 2015 Author Share Posted May 15, 2015 (edited) Wasn't that one building the guy's Machop was helping with the radio tower in Vermillion in G/S/C? I actually looked it up and no, that old guy never did anything with it. Check out the maps in both the old S/G and SS/HG as you can see, old guy wasted his money. there is a creepypasta theory about it but its dumb. Its about how giovanni offered to close down lavander town's tower of the dead to build them a radio tower. He then leased the contract to the old man to get the land ready in vermilion to move the tower of the dead there but all the machops died and now the project has been abandoned or some shit like that. My theory is the old man died and the land went back to its hilly self. anyway time for update I wish i had dragon balls T-T last time i caught a diglett, now to train her ok seriously, pidgeys are fucking op in this game holy shit I was kidding, do not make this the new status trend wings NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SNIFF* LEARN RAZOR LEAF D8 saddness if anyone knows how to make tubechop videos to show up here, let me know please here is a great ball, i no longer give a shit anymore. all my friends are dying fuck you man too close to broken sonicboom range super potion ex- machina and I leech seed the bastard to death as lucky suffers from a bunch of paralyzing just too damn soon now for the ship part for more pokemon that will just die on me we seriously need a health inspector in here and they just watched as a turned into a hobo for the future no one to use it on now ;-; so you do this on a expensive cruise? This is why a 9 year old kid took down team rocket people, because the adults didn't give a single fuck *sigh* time to kill his new team my 2 pokemon greatly out level his holy shit that is too close super potion op, please nerf go bury your pokemon once again bitch and wings learns his most deadly attack...involving wings behold! someone who is clearly not qualified for their job, no wonder this ship sunk in the anime I need an adult got cut and the game kicks you from the port because it was shocked people looked for mew by getting around their script in the old version, this is why we can't have nice things people. hm slave is a go I hate status effects this took 9 fucking turns until I started savestating abuse to charge up my gameboy on you are going to be that guy aren't you mrgrgrgrgr victory confirmed I win hooray for me this is now my team. At least they super powered in levels. *cries* Edited May 15, 2015 by MrNight48 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNight48 Posted June 5, 2015 Author Share Posted June 5, 2015 Sorry for the lack of updates on my Lp's, been busy with work/ playing dragon's dogma/ and working on my ragefest. will update when I can >.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNight48 Posted June 22, 2015 Author Share Posted June 22, 2015 After laughing at how my fellow trainers wiped at the elite four, I remembered I have to update too.(screw my ragefest submission, I'm back baby to finish this LP) Lost in a Cave last time on pokemon... got a 3rd badge and more pokemon died. good times *PROF, OAK's BITCH* also known as his intern there, fixed. so he sent an aide to go tell me to track down the other aide? wtf?! but I have enough pokemon so it wouldn't hurt to go get flash. running as fast as possible. to avoid the danger... wew, have wings in 1st slot just in case. DAMMIT! WHAT ARE THE FUCKING ODDS! sigh, and its faster than me. great. here is where that stupid move I never need suddenly becomes the best move in the game, buh bye. and lightning strikes twice... but I got my rubber suit on. so I don't have to crawl around in the dark. I should probably stop showing these useless items and only show when I got a TM/HM. these items don't mean shit. anyway time for a quick detour hey! you can't stop me, only the walled off counter can! and no fucks were actually given. he must be bored. some juicy gossip sweet, why haven't you done it? oh. closed minded people stand between you and science, got it. maybe with good reason if you are just going to give random kids who listen to you priceless museum artifacts. no more got damn dugtrio incidents. sweet so he is lv16 now. Will come back later walking is for chumps now I don't have to do it. aerial ace hooray! now for this route's mon fuck you that works sleep and tackle, hope I don't kill it \ ... either lucky is weak or that ekans has got some serious defenses. about to find out anyway Oh, he had intimidate which explains things. anyway my team already has a poison type and they are only good against grass. which usually shares poison typing. yeah poison types are useless until op broken fairy type comes. now for the next route, I want it now so fuck fishing. ... woo-hoo! not going into the ball easy huh? ... dammit lucky, he didn't take kindly to getting paralyzed. who am I kidding, these losers will never get trained even if I do wipe. apparently weed CAN be used as a light source. after much torture, the AI hands me the win by spamming follow me, one of the dumbest moves ever in gen 3. I say that cause most pokemon that had it certainly could not handle the aggro. I blaze it up in this cave, probably too much. what luck pft, get it ok the rock, I might actually train you. moar money what the... YOU LEARNED BANKAI ALREADY?! HOW? I don't remember venusaur evolving at lv32 back then. Then again I never trained one this far. so powerful, so tanky, so strong meet the 3rd roadblock to a nuzlocker's challenge. the man who just doesn't give a fuck why he dangerous? cause this asshole likes to blow up his pokemon to take yours down, but lucky is the bomb squad here. blow up in pokemon hell bitch. next time, I finally get out the cave and maybe get my fourth badge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNight48 Posted June 22, 2015 Author Share Posted June 22, 2015 (edited) Meet the next op member in muh krew finally free of that weed smoked cave hoping for a fire type only to realize I am out of balls, so I got some shiny new ones sigh. guess I get nothing here but what about here? *cries* at least I get an event pokemon to keep y'all in suspense on what type it will be FUCK YES! I swear, I am not savestate abusing but I keep getting nature blessed. I should remember this for spy games. don't kill the guards, just bring them tea and you get instant access. I could evolve him now but I realize gyrados sucks in this game. The elite four would rip into its water/flying typing hard. easy leveling now to power level by walking. ... ... fuck this, will level him through battle whirlwind pidgeys is when I learned how dangerous they can be in a nuzlocke best normal attack move after hyper beam. will save it for the chosen one finally I can just cheat my way to 30 now to teach him a great move to expand his special attack moveset. now for underage gambling. I do something called quick-slotting where you just play the slots as fast as possible cause it usually spits at 7's quickly very quickly get the rest with money, it's time y'all know what eevee will become. of course its jolteon. the theme is pokemon usually not picked. Although I quickly learn that he should be OU in runs. check out those stats. he is ready to prove himself to sick my new pet on your team complete utter sweep of his team. such high hopes for this pokemon. too fast for even explosions best status down move in this game. will be important later oh but you will, I need that badge wings got paraylzed but I healed him of it while erika cheats fuck you I still win, even tho you just said you won't lose. wings grew the biggest wings in all the land. legends tell that all birds visit wings in hopes he touches them so they too, can grow big wings. a badge and giga drain are pretty sweet loot stats are not what I was hoping but fuck it, he will do. "and head in the direction I don't want people knowing about to suspiciously disappear!" push all the buttons, the slots trained me to think this way. then I realized I should probably re-stock my antidotes while going into a poison pokemon galore base. forgot I could buy these tm's. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- taunt, frustration and snatch. a villain's trope kit. what an odd thing to ask and say. gio is like a gym leader himself with these levels. ...wait but that leech seed + sleep is just too op for this world. ready for some ghost bustin cause I AIN'T 'FRAID OF NO GHOST! This is my base now. Edited June 24, 2015 by MrNight48 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNight48 Posted June 26, 2015 Author Share Posted June 26, 2015 Trolling Trolls be trolling last time... I beat dat ass and got a new base got the only ghost type in gen 1 good nature and stats too. Sadly I won't be raising him because I know he will get owned. oh yeah, I am in the ghost tower after doing an exorcist's job, I heal up. and yes, hurricane sweeped the entire tower, so proud. then a real ghost appears no worries, just some kid's dead mom...this game was a little dark for a kid's game back then. "I razor leaf'ed a mother right front of her soooooooon~" wings needs a power up so I made him the chosen one what a bastard got my flute hmm so I can pick up lapras and master ball right now but I want to save the experience my chance to finally get a rat now go make me some food I hate people like you it brings me joy to revel in your couple's despair gg now I can be lazy in my travels why the duck? cause fly is weak in this game. buy 30 balls for the upcoming event pokemon snorlax let's do this drown his ass in feathers oh fuck, no leftovers and I used leech seed...this is not good. NO! got dammit snorlax sigh, at least there is 2 of these event mons my last hope oh fuck you, there goes my last chance for leftovers great balls suck, they really do sleep wars, did preemptive sleeps so he couldn't use rest. yes! rollout sweeper confirmed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNight48 Posted July 3, 2015 Author Share Posted July 3, 2015 Finally have my full team Another great nature and I teach optifat brick break. got the super rod with lies of loving fishing terrible nature, not using. in this route I chose to fish, mons not different from the last route would train due to its amazing defense but it needs to be a dragon slayer, which means it needs great special defense in gen 3 so benched. I remembered how to get leftovers and it requires 30 pokemon finally tubby learns its most devastating move. to crush peons with its superior fat. I don't use roids. honest oh sweet a ditto sigh, lucky is very selective on who joins new route new mon but first, must clear the trainers and get the loot up here. HOLY SHIT! oh god that could have gone so wrong HOW?! RAIN DANCE! I USE THIS IN MY FE HACKS! another ditto so I sleep and seed his ass and it works. Anything you can do, it can do...slightly worse. great nature though. I have come to ground some bird trainers over here no new mon here too helix chilling in his pool spitting wisdom to people checking out his zoo cage. "you have to pay to put our free pokemon in bondage" got a chance at nidoran male finally. I have a plan for this bastard later. solarbeam and steel wing. I found a rare artifact. Imma sell it to the museum for sweet cash protect? probably double team sweet, so lucky no one gave a shit to find this place. oh yeah, definite plans for this dude. more lies for another rod yay, I can surf in style yeah definite surf mule for now. I wonder why he didn't just write down that his teeth was missing. Guess his co-workers were assholes. trading is step one in my plan race candy to evolve it right away which is step 2 now trade it back for a nidorino for faster lev....wait....FUCK! NO I SHOULD HAVE CHECKED FIRST! ah fuck it. ms nido will still level faster anyway got 30 pokemon despite that fuck up got the item finder and made nido a strength mule turns out you need it to get both leftovers that was buried under snorlax's fatass got it here too to give it to both optifat and lucky, now they proper annoying stall tanks he can't be chipped down anymore sigh. also note koga and sabrina's gym is flipped. koga has psychics and sabrina has ghost/poison bastards in their gym indeed, now watch as I make you suffer those same techniques master desu~ seed is a replacement of poison, now suffer ahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH- HAHAHA-SHI- IT! wew we pulled through, dick move koga but now that I have leftovers, lucky just shrugs that shit off and muderfucks your poison silme oh fuck that not taking anymore risks like that. set up and get scared at how much damage poison moves are doing to lucky. Can't believe he is not even resistant to it. switch out but the bastard cheats doesn't matter, its too late for him YOUR SLUDGE HOLDS NO POWER HERE BITCH! rekt by the chosen one hooray, My pokemon get a boost in defense. and I get toxic too, I'm wondering if I make this a strat against the E4 later anyway. time to try to get the last member in my team sigh, he decided to fuck me in level. sweet nature at least FUCK! he fucked me in ability too, gg no explosion counter. anyway here is my team, will be back after a training montage for those two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNight48 Posted July 31, 2015 Author Share Posted July 31, 2015 Sorry for being so late, ragefest took up a whole lot of time that I wasn't expecting. Anyway time to hurry up and finish this LP in probably 5-7 updates soon. Training Montage Forced nido to evolve because she learns nothing useful during nidorina phase daffy evolved too Trained here till they both was 35 and gained a fuck ton of money too got ice beam for the duck, time to tackle cycling road a new chicken weezing's galore. this whole route is fucking scary but the duck solo'd that shit train here again so nido can catch up beat down the scrubs at the dojo, no wonder they are no longer a gym instead of a badge, I get another bench warmer next time I grow some master balls and ask sabrina out on a date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNight48 Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 I lied, this LP is done the next update. anyway collecting all the badges My date with Sabrina and shitty hang out with Bill arrange my pokemon, lucky and hurricane are sitting out because they will get to train later. 1st went and got the card key then secured a healing place. Now to wipe out every rocket on each floor. Sounds like a smart move until the rockets got you fired from both jobs at the same time. what a cruel cruel joke trapped with internet AND a phone. the police must be worth shit in this world. why not just quit and work at the slots? and this is the last rocket scrub heal up and beat down my rival once again. and got another pokemon too. Mafia tactics my levels after beating this tower I got some master balls, now I have the courage to go a date with sabrina <3 beat down everyone in every room The man of your dreams has finally come to take your badge of love took a selfie with my pokemon, I'm sure no one will die. time for the swimming routes jeff from fushia water route and tanglea from pallet town water route wew finally made it, but I still got more water routes to clear wew finally done. Lucky and Hurricane are now beefy mansion pokemon. sigh fought my way to blaine because fuck quizzes utter sweep bill brings me out here just to ditch me, sounds like a true bro oh sweet I have 40 pokemon 41 now NO! YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH! REVENGE AGAINST THIS PIECE OF SHIT WITH ARMS WHO 1 SHOT OPTIFAT WITH CROSS CHOP! kill mt.ember mon. I just don't care anymore. stock up cause its cheap too fucking soon T_T sweet natures and I make splinter a hm mule ultra balls and my 3 island mon none in berry forest he knows why he got that nickname wipe out everyone and finally put an end to boss rocket. stock up for my trip through victory road beat Noob again. This time he left a considerable dent to my team. woohoo, more earning power my final mon in victory road ;-; Next time I end this. Will I win? will I get rekt like the others? stay tuned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintales Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 OptimusFat was the true MVP of this run. Rest in sleepy heaven, OptimusFat. I wish you to win. YOU CAN DEFEAT THIS LEAGUE somehow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNight48 Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 (edited) OptimusFat was the true MVP of this run. Rest in sleepy heaven, OptimusFat. I wish you to win. YOU CAN DEFEAT THIS LEAGUE somehow Thank you, That means a lot to optimusfat. *sniff* FOR OPTIMUSFAT the final team, pedo bear will be a meat shield if I need to heal somebody in battle or to take a fatal hit. He better pray I don't need to do this. and with this I am ready. LET'S DO THIS! utter got damn sweep. only jynx gave some trouble but she went down all the same fucking hitmochan knocked down wings to 20 got damn hp, so sleep powder + leech seed combo GO! machamp went down to the immortal combo but lee's mega kicks hurt like a motherfucker so Ms. Nido finished the job with its tanky stats and resistances FUCK YEAH! I LOST NO ONE TO BRUNO, TAKE THAT BITCH! this barely worked but with the combo of hurricane/ms.nido, ghost went down with no problems too 1 shot gyrados with hurricane and was sweeping the dragonairs with ice beam but that fucker left daffy in this state. you know what that means... SERVE YOUR PURPOSE PEDO BEAR! his purpose, he did well and he goes down but not without giving us a final chance YES! NO! WTF HOW DID HE DEFROST SO FAST?! he dies anyway. this is probably not a good idea but daffy took some serious damage in that last bout nevermind, 1 shot gg, thunderbolt too stronik and too fast lik sanik wew not even lance can stop this team. but he did leave a dent. Also pedo bear should have confessed his sins. oh well what up noob! likewise until now BITCH! holy fuck wings kind of sucks. still came out on top. yeah his wings and rhydon are already dead with 1 shots from thunderbolt and surf. 1 shot too, took some damage though from his alakazam. but charizard must be dealt with and dealt with daffy did. (all that damage was from 2 or 3 fire blast >.>) I WIN!!!!! but it is Noob cause you a noob gg Sweet Victory and with that my Nuzlocke Challenge is over. Not bad and this means I unlocked links to all my pokemon LP's in my signature. Now there is something I must do to unlock the fire emblem part. Edited August 2, 2015 by MrNight48 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintales Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 You beat him with an underleved team... Grats. +Pedobear died. Hypnos are creepy, they should be dead and remain dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomSwordmaster Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 nobody cares that pedobear died, he existed to tank 1 hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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