kaonohiokala Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Yo dawgs, this is my FE10 booper/paradie from GFAQs. Since most of you don't go there, I though I'd post it here for your viewing pleasure. Oh. If you don't get the beginning it's okay. It's based off another booper series, "Soren the psychiatrist" in which Soren and his receptionist Volke go around ruining lives and making money. Fun stuff. Aran's Search for Character Development EP1 Soren: So why did you come to see me? Aran: Well sometimes I feel that no one knows who I am, well except for Laura of course but that's bec- Soren: Who are you again? Aran: Um, I'm Aran. From the Dawn Brigade. Soren: Oh, that must mean you suck at battle. That explains why no one knows you. If you want someone to remember your name you have to be good in battle. Take Kieran for example. *yelling can be heard from a distance* Kieran: I'm Kieran! Second in command of the Crimean Royal Knights! Fear me as I plunge my axe into your chest! Marcia: Oh crackerjack pie! You don't have to yell it out every time you take a swing at that tree! *back to Aran and Soren* Aran: But thats just it. I'm like one of the only guys there that won't die from a single blow. Soren: Hmm, you don't seem to have a personality. Problem solved. Aran: So what do I do about tha- Soren: Pay the receptionist at the front desk. Aran: *pays Volke and leaves* Aran: Hmm... How will I get people to remember my name...? Laura: *comes out of nowhere* HEY ARAN!! Aran: !!! Where did you come from? Laura: What are you doing? Aran: I'm trying to develop myself in order for people to remember my name. Laura: Huh? (has no character development either) *Danved and Nephenee walk by and Neph bumps into Aran* Neph: Watch it no name, before I go country girl on your unpromoted ass. Danved: Sentinels are better which is why Danved is better than Devdan. *they leave* Laura: Aww... Are you sad cuz all the sentinels pick on you? Aran: Thats it! I'm not known for being a good halberdier because there are others better than me! I need to be known for doing something else! But what... Edward: Psst.. Laura. Come look at my longsword. Laura: *leaves* Aran: Hmm... Maybe if I- No that's not it. Or maybe- No. Not that either. Any ideas Laura? Laura: *nowhere to be seen* Aran: :( No one pays attention to me... *a few weeks later* Aran: That's it! I think I'll become a tactitian like Soren! If I want to steal his job, I'll need some help... *looks for Sothe* Sothe! I need your help! Sothe: Who are you? Aran: I'm Aran... Sothe: Doesn't ring a bell. Aran: Your a thief. I need your help. Sothe: Look, I don't even know who you are. Aran: Help me steal Soren's job. Sothe: Oh, that bastard who kept on pwning me and the rest of the Daeins a while back. Aran: Yeah, him. He got me too. Sothe: Wait... I think I remember you now. 3-13 Archer!?!? Is that you!?! Aran: Uhh, sure.. Sothe: Alright I'll help you only cuz you're my idol. -------------------- Okay, that was episode one. Feel free to comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Neph: Watch it no name, before I go country girl on your unpromoted ass.Sothe: Wait... I think I remember you now. 3-13 Archer!?!? Is that you!?! Aran: Uhh, sure.. Sothe: Alright I'll help you only cuz your my idol. -------------------- Okay, that was episode one. Feel free to comment. Best parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurion_Emblem Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 very funny, but I'm OCD about your vs. you're and other similar, all too common misspellings... 3-13 archer FTW!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Heh, that was pretty funny. You can never get enough 3-13 Archer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 haha, that is some funny shit i hope theres more on the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I thought es's were funnier -_- no offense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrayPlague Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Funny, but could have been funnier. It's probably due more to the fact that the complete and total lack of description given by script bugs me (for example, a British-humoresque description of Laura's blank and witless expression could have done well), but that's just my thing. Ah, poor Aran. The idiocy of the IS staff in their decision to remove the good support system has stripped him of all the awesome development he and the other DB members should have had. His personality should have been as awesome as his hair, but noooo, IS had to go for GAME MECHANICS instead of the characters that have made us all love Fire Emblem.[/endlessrant] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
鳴美 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Booper? Paradie? And the only funny pa-- nevermind it sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Booper? Paradie? It's a GameFAQ's joke, if memory serves. I don't know how it originated, but that's what they call Bloopers and Parodies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyosua Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I honestly thought he just sucked at spelling ._. Hell I almost edited it for him XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaonohiokala Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 Hey guys, thanks for the compliments... and the insults. Bolting's comment really shocked me though (lol, bad pun). Please try to be a little nicer/more constructive. Metal Rabbit's comment was okay, cuz mr. es is legend. I wouldn't dream of making better boopers than him on my first try. <_< As for spelling it's just stuff like "cuz" (which is pidgin btw) and "alright" and the usage of apostrophes. Whatever. it's still readable by non-spelling fanatics. In fact, I like spelling like this. It's just the internet, so I'm not gonna be graded or anything. --- Aran's Search for Character Development EP2+3 Sothe: Alright 3-13 Archer, here's how to steal Soren's job. Aran: Uh.. You can call me Aran. It is my real name. Sothe: No. Aran: Okay, carry on then. Sothe: Alright, so if you take a look at how Soren performs his job, you would say he does it pretty perfectly, right? Aran: Yeah, Ike can't do **** without him. Sothe: Hey! Ike is my idol!!! Oh wait... Your 3-13 Archer. Hmm... Ike or 3-13 Archer... Which is more awe-inspiring? Aran: Carry on please. Sothe: Okay. So anyways, Soren does have a flaw right? Aran: He likes Ike? Sothe: No. It's his lack of consideration to others feelings. Aran: Ah! So I should be more considerate if I want to be an expert tactician! Thanks Sothe!!! *leaves* Sothe: Wait! I'm not finish--- Aw, never mind. Micaiah!! Where are you? I need some of your- ERGH!! *twitches* going through withdrawls... *twitches more* Aran: Okay, I got it. Laura: *appears out of nowhere* HEY ARAN!! Aran: !!! Where did you come from? Laura: What did you get? Aran: A plan to steal Soren's job. Laura: You mean that skinny dude that beat us up back when we fought Ike's mercenaries? Aran: Yeah. Laura: He's mean! He said that I have feelings for Sothe, Edward, Leonardo, Nolan, Zihark, and Volug!! Aran: He really told you that? Laura: No. He actually said that I have feelings for every man in the Dawn Brigade. But I think that that's all of them. Aran: Hey! I was in the- Laura: So whats your plan to take his job? Aran: In order to be nicer to people I need to know them better, right? Laura: Uh-huh. Aran: But theres too many people in this army to get to know, right? Laura: Yup. Aran: So I decided to... make everyone fill out this questionaire!! Laura: Uh... Yeah that's nice.. Leonardo: Psst.. Laura. Come take a look at my longbow.. Laura: *leaves* Aran: Alright so I'll let you fill out the first one. Laura: *nowhere to be seen* Aran: :( No one pays attention to me... Aran: *goes around asking pretty much everyone to fill out his questionaire* Aran: Alright, I got pretty much everyone except for Volug, Leanne, Leonardo, Laura, and Volke. *Aran sees Volug sitting at the dining table alone with a weird look on his face* Aran: Hey Volug! Volug: (Who the hell are you?) Aran: Err.. Can you fill out this questionaire? I'm trying to get to know everyone better. Volug: (I'm busy. Get away from me before I eat you.) Aran: Alright, so when and where were you born? Volug: (Transforms into a wolf) Leanne: !!! (Volug!) *Leanne comes out from under the table and runs away* Volug: (You made Leanne mad! Now I'm really going to kill you!) *pounces* Aran: OMG! *Vantage + Silver Lance + Beastfoe pwns Volug* Uhh... *leaves* Aran: Hmm... I can't seem to find Leonardo and Laura anywhere. Oh! There's Volke! Hey Volke! You wanna take this questionaire? Volke: 2,000. Aran: Alright. Just so that I won't have to keep paying you for every question, I'll pay you a certain amount upfront. How does that sound? Volke: 1,000. Aran: Wow, that's cheap. Here. *pays Volke* Volke: Sounds like a plan. I'll do it for 10,000. Aran: >_> Here. *pays Volke* Volke: Okay, I'm ready. Aran: When and where were you born? Volke: Undisclosed. Aran: Err... Okay. What's your favorite color? Volke: Red. Aran: Do you have any fond childhood memories? Volke: I once slew fifty grown men at the age of four. Aran: Wow.. Uh.. that's intense.. I guess. Volke: Anything else? Aran: What's your favorite movie? Volke: 300. Aran: Volke, I thought we came to an agreement. Seriously, what is your favorite movie? Volke: 300. Aran: Dammit. *pays Volke* Volke: 300. Aran: Grr.. Really, I just paid you. Now tell me what it is! Volke: 300. Aran: *pays Volke again* Please just tell me what it is. Volke: 300. Aran: ARGGHH!!! *two hours and 500,000 gold later* Volke: Soren, looks like you have a new patient. *throws naked Aran on the floor* Aran: *in fetal position* Please... just tell.. me... What favorite movie is.. Soren: What happened here? Volke: He sold everything he had owned because he kept on trying to pay me for some reason. Soren: Err... Who is he again? Volke: No clue. --- Comments again? I'm kinda scared this time. *hides from Bolting* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Great addition! Poor Aran; he's surrounded by idiots. XD Personally, I found it funnier than the last. Aran: Do you have any fond childhood memories?Volke: I once slew fifty grown men at the age of four. Aran: Wow.. Uh.. that's intense.. I guess. Best part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I give it a B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurion_Emblem Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Soren: What happened here?Volke: He sold everything he had owned because he kept on trying to pay me for some reason. Soren: Err... Who is he again? Volke: No clue. I like this part the best, personally. I like them, they manage to encompass a pretty broad range of humor...keep up the good work I guess, no way to improve them without offending someone, I suppose... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Aran: What's your favorite movie? Volke: 300. Aran: Volke, I thought we came to an agreement. Seriously, what is your favorite movie? Volke: 300. Aran: Dammit. *pays Volke* Volke: 300. Aran: Grr.. Really, I just paid you. Now tell me what it is! Volke: 300. Aran: *pays Volke again* Please just tell me what it is. Volke: 300. Aran: ARGGHH!!! this is lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan's Aokage Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 ... WORST. PARODY (Note correct spelling). EVER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Aran: What's your favorite movie?Volke: 300. Aran: Volke, I thought we came to an agreement. Seriously, what is your favorite movie? Volke: 300. Aran: Dammit. *pays Volke* Volke: 300. Aran: Grr.. Really, I just paid you. Now tell me what it is! Volke: 300. Aran: *pays Volke again* Please just tell me what it is. Volke: 300. Aran: ARGGHH!!! this is lol haha. yeah this is my fave part, too SOOOO funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 ...WORST. PARODY (Note correct spelling). EVER. Oh come on, it wasn't that bad. I could copy some parodies that are at least 10x worse, if you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
鳴美 Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 It's a GameFAQ's joke, if memory serves. I don't know how it originated, but that's what they call Bloopers and Parodies. All unbanned gamefaqers are mentally disabled. This are fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 All unbanned gamefaqers are mentally disabled. This are fact. awesome! I'm not mentally disabled anymore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 All unbanned gamefaqers are mentally disabled. This are fact. T_T that explains alot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan's Aokage Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Oh come on, it wasn't that bad. I could copy some parodies that are at least 10x worse, if you want. I don't read parodies for a reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaonohiokala Posted February 23, 2008 Author Share Posted February 23, 2008 so why'd you read this one? and how would you consider mines to be the worst if you don't read any? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 i read the whole thing through this time. It's funny, and you have potential. Just keep it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybuster Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 All unbanned gamefaqers are mentally disabled. This are fact. I should take offence to this but Meh on with the blooper Ike running through the woods: Father! ???: Mmm right there Ike: Eh? He stops and looks in the bushes being careful not to be noticed only to see his Greil and a certain Crimein princess doing the nasty Ike: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! scene changes to the Black Knight looking left and right then at his watch BK: Hmmm they should have been here sooner well screw this I'm not waiting here all night The next morning: Greil walks in with Elincia. Ike, Mist meet your new mother Mist: Wha!? Ike do you know anything about this Ike: Mist I saw things last night that would make your eyes bleed. Mist: What do you me..... never mind I don't want to know. "And they all became on big ****** up family" Fire Emblem Path of Radiance the end" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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