Screenshot Pokemon Sacred Gold Nuzlocke [COMPLETED]

[Lance Masayoshi]

Lancer. No electric types until Kanto. Well, when they become major, if we're really scared of Jasmine and her Magnimites, then take the Sandshrew

[Shuuda]

Lancer. No electric types until Kanto. Well, when they become major, if we're really scared of Jasmine and her Magnimites, then take the Sandshrew

To be fair, if my fight against Falkner was anything to go by, I reckon Jasmine will have traded out her Magnemites.

[Blaze The Great]

Lancer. A) He's a beast, and with that nature he will be both a tank and a wrecking ball. B) I'm currently using a Shellder->Cloyster I got from a Wonder Trade in Pokémon Y.

[Lance Masayoshi]

To be fair, if my fight against Falkner was anything to go by, I reckon Jasmine will have traded out her Magnemites.

Probably yeah. I haven't seen the Sacred Gold lineup in a while, and even so with Steel types, Sandshrew can give them a run for their money.

Though I'm pretty sure she has a Magnezone/Steelix/Something else, but that's just me

[Nitro]

Haha gotta love thing like these, I did the exact same thing but on a Swedish Pokémon forum and it was highly appreciated. Keep up the good work!

Also, I vote for Lancer~

[Shuuda]

Episode Six: Battle of the Bugs

The time has come to battle the next gym leader. Perhaps more accurately put, I need to battle a certain Pokemon. How hard could it be?

[spoiler=Episode Six: Part One]

Something tells me that's not going to help to much.

Praise the speed up button.

Such an unfortunate child. It's not even female.

No sweat. This first trainer was a breeze.

Yep, the voted for teammate is pulling his weight.

That was surprisingly strong, and had Ice Punch. Nasty.

Oh yes. I hope you'll be with us for a long time.

I've got a bad feeling about this.

VGC '15 right here.

Double Biting action, but not strong enough to bring this one down in a single round.

Some poo came out.

Illumise and Volbeat are both bug/electric in this hack.

It's hard to believe I won this one without losing anyone.

Yes, please continue singing my virtues. Indeed I am a hero.

Good work hanging in there. Things are looking good.

[spoiler=Episode Six: Part Two]

This doesn't look good at all. The rest of his team could be junk for all it matters. We all know what this pint sized punk is packing.

With a harmless lecture and field trip?

One Pokemon. Five filler. Round one, go!

Luckily for you, Bugsy, I don't have any fire types on me.

Took down a useless Butterfree without any trouble.

Here's a useful Butterfree who decided to actually land Sleep Powder this time.

Next up, another part flying for Gerardo to mop up.

It doesn't even have Speed Boost, so I don't get the point of this.

Now shove off, you little pest.

Things were going good...

... until...

Bugsy sent out a Pokemon. Fortunately, I have just the counter for it.

Hold me.

Things... have not gone as hoped.

Thankfully, this Heracross can't touch Cuddles. Sadly, Cuddles can't touch it, either.

I need to keep at it until the time to swap into Azure. Then I can turn this bug into a window stain.

That strangely cute for some reason.

And bye.

And bye again. Only two Pokemon left, by which I mean, only one Pokemon left.

No!

Big no!

I was hoping it'd U-turn out, but luck seems against me now. At least the Intimidate weaks its attack.

There's nothing on my team that could take a hit, execpt Lancer, and I need him to be able to survive long enough to attack. I can't risk it going for another Swords Dance by healing up.

I'm sorry, Cuddles.

We can only hope your Intimidate weakened this bastard enough.

...

...

...

Oh, Cuddles. Rest in peace.

You're going down, Bugsy! (Unless you have Rock Slide on that)

Damn, that got rough again. I'll be grinding harder for the next gym.

And you're an expert on Bugs, but which I mean, an expert on Scythers.

That'd go great on a Scyther. Can you lend me one?

I doubt I'll be wanting a rematch any time soon.

Mysteries such as: how much would you have torn my arse if you'd had Scizor.

[spoiler=Episode Six: Aftermath]

Damn it. Damn it. Damn it.

Actually, Cuddles didn't have much in the way of good moves anyway. I guess it's not too unexpected.

This ain't right. Bye, Cuddles.

And that's all for the battle with Bugsy. Tune in for episode seven: grind like sandpaper.

[spoiler=Team]

Edited June 28, 2015 by Shuuda

[blah the Prussian]

In a dark room, underneath Berlin...

Bugsy opens the door to the Fuhrers study, saluting as he does.

Bugsy: Hiel Hitler!

Hitler: Ah, Generaloberst Bugsy. Well, how went the offensive? Did the Battle of the Bulgs succeed in destroying Shuuda's team?

Bugsy: Mien Fuhrer, I am happy to report that our offensive has succeeded in putting his Gyarados out of action.

Hitler: That is not enough. Herr Bugsy, do you know what becomes of under performers?

Bugsy: The worst horror Germany has ever produced, Sir?

Hitler: That's right! Curry sausages!

Bugsy was never heard from again.

Man, I have a weird sense of humor.

[Shuuda]

Episode Seven: Headbanging

Due to the likely difficulty of the next gym battle, the next few episodes will likely just involve strengthening the team. But before all of that...

[spoiler=Episode Seven: Part One]

No, now shove off.

Shouldn't you be hiding from the police or something? Doesn't anyone do anything in this place?

That name was intentional.

Start out by introducing the latest teammate to be added.

Good rolling there.

Azure's so good, I can forgive him for not having Compound Eyes.

Nice mohawk. What's the worst fire butt can do?

Is that all?

Go Thick Fat! Take those hits!

Take them a little better, please. This is getting annoying.

That's right, run you coward!

Mhmm... I see.

Lucky sod.

I'm not risking this shit.

Finally. I wouldn't imagine a Quilava could hold on for that long.

Don't worry, I've got just the thing for this.

Nice try, but this never misses.

Shit!

Guess it didn't matter. I love Nature Power.

That's some self loathing right there. This wraps up the most action you'll be seeing for a long while.

[spoiler=Episode Seven: Part Two]

Time for a new encounter. Better not be that Paras.

Shit! I want that Paras instead.

Only if you give me one, mate.

Come 'ere, you delicious bastards!

Jeez. couldn't you just use the Farfetch'd to cut it down for me, and spare me from having to use this move on someone?

Well, at least it got a minor buff in this hack.

Du du dun, Super Sandshrew!

So cute.

I see nothing. I see nothing.

Awesome. This mean...

New encounter!

God damn it!

Don't you have Flash, fine lady?

Yes, over there. Just a few feet from where you were standing.

Yeah, okay, thanks. I'll do that later.

[spoiler=Episode Seven: Part Three]

New route, new...

Shit!

No ThunderShocks, please.

You can bugger off, too.

New move! Woooo!

Wooooo!

Cut actually being useful.

Are you going to evolve soon?

Now to get our encounter...

I don't know what to make of this.

That's an overstatement, girl. But my Pokemon is still cuter.

That was quick.

Finally. That felt like bloodly forever.

[blah the Prussian]

I can only imagine the horrors that await you. Whitney is going to be downright Lovecraftian.

[Lance Masayoshi]

whitney has like

five pokemon and they all suck

will Shuuda survive the horrors of Whitney? find out next time

[Blaze The Great]

I can only imagine the horrors that await you. Whitney is going to be downright Lovecraftian.

They don't even need to buff her Pokémon at all. Just give her an extra Miltank and GG Nuzlocker.

[Shuuda]

Episode Eight: Old and Reckless Friends

While I'm sure everyone's expecting me to battle Whitney soon, I'm afraid I'm going to have to disappoint. Due to the challenge, I'll be spending this episode and liekly the next on grinding and gathering new Pokemon, which we get a large number of this time around.

[spoiler=Episode Eight]

Now we can finish our collection of Verdante replacements. This is an interesting choice, in the sense that I'm not too keen on any of the SInnoh starters.

That... could be interesting, but which I mean; that ability will get us killed.

Time for some easy training, and then another new encounter. No problems.

Uproar? It's happening again! Rest in peace, Lancer. I'll never forget your service.

And you can fuck right off.

Next up...

I don't want to hurt a Flaaffy. They're too sweet.

Pikachus on the other hand, can go right to hell.

Don't you get any funny ideas, Voltorb. I ain't losing anyone else this episode.

Thankfully, despite all appearances, this Magmar didn't cause any trouble whatsoever. Good citizens, unlike fucking Noctowls.

That's a very questional ability, again. At least we got a replacement for Hurricane.

This isn't looking good. A Gyarados and a Shellder. That was some power I've lost.

It's a bit small for such enterprises? Hopefully, they'll take pity on us and give something for nothing.

Score! Also, hi Cynthia.

Bring 'em on!

Shit!

Awesome!

Shit! Seriously, it's no wonder you went extinct.

Awesome!

Thumbs up for gender diversity.

Christ on a bike! You're so eager to kill yourself.

Speaking of power, it's finally time for our anti-Whitney Pokemon to come into her own.

Mate, you've got one job. Don't fuck it up.

But before we end off, we have one more bestest friend to find.

I wasn't going to do this now, but losing Lancer made me realise this was the right thing to do. Distrub and enslave an ancient ghost!

There you have it folks, lots of new Pokemon that most Nuzlockers would scoff at and say "you can't use all of those". To them I say, sod off. The team is leaking members, and I get the feeling that's not going to stop any time soon.

[spoiler=Team]

New Bestest Friend?

As you might have noticed, the team has an open slot, and I've found many new victims who'd like to fill it. But which? I'd like to hear your thoughts on the matter. This won't be a vote, but more a discussion, since I've got some interesting options to choose from.

[spoiler=Candidates]

[blah the Prussian]

I'd go with Razor. Kaput ops is actually a great a Pokemon.

[SilverHairedFreak25]

I'd go with:

-Razor, because Kabutops is amazing.

-Clawfiend, because Armaldo is my favorite fossil Pokemon.

or

-Hades, because anti-whitney and no weaknesses.

[Lance Masayoshi]

Razor and Hades.

[momogeek2141]

Hades

[Fateborn]

Razor and Hades.

[Ansem]

Quartz could do serious damage with reckless and takedown. Not sure if there is a STAB recoil move for Quartz but if there is he could do even more damage. Either him or Hades since nothing can hurt the latter.

[Blaze The Great]

Hadrian or Hades

[SilverHairedFreak25]

Quartz could do serious damage with reckless and takedown. Not sure if there is a STAB recoil move for Quartz but if there is he could do even more damage.

Head Smash.

[blah the Prussian]

Quartz could do serious damage with reckless and takedown. Not sure if there is a STAB recoil move for Quartz but if there is he could do even more damage. Either him or Hades since nothing can hurt the latter.

Oh yeah, Quartz already did some serious damage: http://lparchive.org/Pokemon-Quartz/

Namely, to this poor bastards psyche.

Seriously though, it is an alternative, I suppose.

[Blaze The Great]

Oh yeah, Quartz already did some serious damage: http://lparchive.org/Pokemon-Quartz/

Namely, to this poor bastards psyche.

Seriously though, it is an alternative, I suppose.

I'm two updates in, and the best thing so far is that there was still a potion in the PC.

[blah the Prussian]

I'm two updates in, and the best thing so far is that there was still a potion in the PC.

Yeah, Zorak and Chorocojo inspired my LP, and I stole my style from them as well (doing the commentary partly in character)

[Blaze The Great]

Yeah, Zorak and Chorocojo inspired my LP, and I stole my style from them as well (doing the commentary partly in character)

Ah cool. I myself have spent more than my fair share of time on the archive, especially reading Artix74 and Fedule's Fire Emblem LPs. They're hilarious.

[momogeek2141]

Ah cool. I myself have spent more than my fair share of time on the archive, especially reading Artix74 and Fedule's Fire Emblem LPs. They're hilarious.

Nothing beats Endorph's DDOP.