blah the Prussian Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Ah cool. I myself have spent more than my fair share of time on the archive, especially reading Artix74 and Fedule's Fire Emblem LPs. They're hilarious. Yeah, we kind of owe the LP to Something Awful. Chorocojo (who did art for the Quartz LP) is my favorite because he provides a blend of styles, all of which he does well; he does a good walk through, and he creates enjoyable characters out of the silent protagonists. His art is also very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 (edited) Head Smash. there we go, makes quartz even more viable that attack stat is great too Edited July 1, 2015 by jetbeamcantmeltsteelfuel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverHairedFreak25 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 there we go, makes quartz even more viable that attack stat is great too Except Rampardos fails in literally every other aspect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted July 3, 2015 Author Share Posted July 3, 2015 Episode Nine: Still Too Scared to Battle Whitney! Yes, that's right. You're in for another filler episode, because I want to grind before battling the gym. That said, there might be an unexpected battle along the way. Going off your discussion, and my own opinions, I've added Haded to the team, due to his good typing, find movepool, and nature. [spoiler=Episode Nine] Oh, would you look who it is. This is so wonderful. /monotone Wait, what!? Listen, you crazy broad, I've already got a rival. Go, Hades! Show 'em what you're capable of! Okay... so this Nidorina is capable of alot, also. Well, at least he tanked the hit well enough. Execellent. Incidently, that Nidorina also had Thunder. That's a nasty little beast. That's cute. And goodbye. Gotta love those fabulous leaves. Jesus Christ, she actually has some good 'mons. Sterling work, Gerardo. And that just about wraps this battle up. A shame her last Pokemon is just this. Makes me wish my Budew wasn't so terrible. You rotten girl! Where's my money!? ... and unprofitable. The air here. It smells... smells of nerd. Seriously, what Pokemon is that meant to be? Tyranitar? I pity these poor Pokemon. They're so cute though. I want a Slowpoke. Can Pikabot by my enounter. Pretty please. Super battle seizure Pokemon! Hang on! You didn't make that robot? You fraud! Yeah. I've had enough of you neeeeeeeeeeerds! Now here's a happen' place! They've got Spanish pinapples and everything. Sadly, everything here is too expensive. Dunno! Only if I can get another starter out of this. Seriously, the other quizzes were generous like that. I don't blame you, lass. I could go for some apricots myself right now. Yes, I can put it off no longer! Actually, I can go the park, get another enounter, then get another encounter on the route after that, and then... Nope! Next episode, gym battles! Yeah, my bad for the short, filler episode. Next time, I assure you, I'll be taking on the gym. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Wait, what is that place? It looks like a pimped out game corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted July 3, 2015 Author Share Posted July 3, 2015 Wait, what is that place? It looks like a pimped out game corner. That's exactly it. It's Goldenrod's Voltorb Flip minigame thing-a-jig. I think Drayano must've added all those Pokemon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted July 4, 2015 Author Share Posted July 4, 2015 Episode Ten: Stupid, Sexy Pokemon! Yes, that's right. It's the moment you've all been anticipating. Hot Pokemon on Pokemon action. Also, gym battle. How many will die this time? Will Whitney end the locke, and crush all of my dreams? [spoiler=Episode Ten: Part One] Thanks, mate. This time, I actually have it covered. Covered with giant lady hands! My eyes! Someone protect my eyes! And my ears! That's not something I was expecting to see. I've got your "honey" right here. And by that, I don't mean anything sexual! God damn it! I could've had a Furret! It's so cute. Super Fang begone! I'm seeing a pattern here. I guess I just have to take our her... Dunsparse out. This gym's got something weird going on? Men use normal types, too! That thing has the eyes of a maniac. That just about wraps up this cute bunch... and their ugly trainers. [spoiler=Episode Ten: Part Two] Over levelled? Yes. Scared? Yes. Oh my god, I know! Ain't Pokemon just super kawaii!? Let's admire them, instead of battling! You're on, W! I've got ghosts and fighting types! What does it plan on doing with that tongue? This is going places I don't want it to do. And it only too a dozen turns of not being able to do anything. Good job, Hades. That seems more like what Whitney should be using. I wish for death upon Wigglytuff! Can you lend me that TM after the battle? I think it'll come in hand. Those are the hearts of its victims; torn straight from their chests. Ever since I caught you, Titan, I only had one hope for you. Don't mess it up. Here's where I wish you had Guts instead of Thick Fat. Jesus, you just can't over level against this bloody cow. Thank god for that. But seriously, I hope I get to catch a Murdercow. Pesky rabbit! It annoys me that I haven't actually captured that many female Pokemon. Now scram, you oddly adult themed Pokemon! Going smoothly, Hades. Just once more and then we'll be on the home stretch. Oh cock! Is there any move Whitney doesn't have on her team? This ain't working out, Hades. Fall back. Please don't have Ice Beam or Thunderbolt. Pretty please. Bloody hell. And finally! I guess I should be grateful she didn't use one on Murdercow. Don't you dare think of using Attract! Hurray! Sodding hurray! [spoiler=Episode Ten: Aftermath] Aww shit, we made her cry. That ain't right. I guess no badge for us. Nuzlocke over! Manipulative she-devil! And without anyone dying this time. I'm overjoyed. So now my Pokemon can have sexy times! I've got a bad feeling about this. Just don't call every hour, broad. And there you have it. The team's looking just peachy after that one. [spoiler=Team] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Great Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 I...I...I... (faints) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 My god Shuuda, you sexist pig. I can't believe you support the patriarchy so evilly. I demand a female Pokemon now, even if it's a Sunkern! In all seriousness, I wish I had your luck. I just got back from this Arceusforsaken festival where they blared music left and right. At least I had an update when I got back. The festival, btw, was called Jewfest. That name is stupider than Whiteneys Miltank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 you survived amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 i thought someone was gonna die how did you do it Shuuda did you use save states Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverHairedFreak25 Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Whitney's hard to locke as is. But you got through her in a DRAYANO HACK?! WITHOUT ANY DEATHS?! You cheating son of a bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted July 5, 2015 Author Share Posted July 5, 2015 But... I already have a Squirtbottle. Episode Eleven: Actually Catch Something Good! With Whitney out of the way, it's time for another bunch of stuff that's not nearly as interesting. I do capture some new buddies however, and some of them aren't even shit. So strap in, for a delightful stroll through the park. [spoiler=Episode Eleven] Yes, that's what it is. There'll be no innuendos this time. Hate to brake it to you, but elemental stones can be bought from the Goldenrod store in this hack... so this is all useless. Totally fine after having her arse handed to her. Incidently, this building seems way to hi-tech for Johto hillbillies. Get your chav clothes away from me, you fucking pleb! Awesome. That means we can catch a Scyther here. Let's get out there! That's Scyther. Just look at it. Those blade arms... it's Scyther! In retrospect, this might actually be funny if I'd named it Scyther. At least it's a high level. It might actually win me a prize. This shit is rigged. Whatever. Battles! Didn't you have a Raichu in the vanilla games? This brat had the nerve to swap his Pokemon out half way through the battle. Everything in this park has some way to paralysing me. Thank god for Natural Cure. Time for a new encounter! Or not. I could've had a Ralts... No, I don't want a hug. Oh look, it's Pikachu. Fine. Whatever. Oh, I'll use my Squirtbottle. Just take it, you little bastard! That's a poo, holding a pair of weights. Thanks. That'll actually come in handy... for the barrier blocking me a moment ago. New route, new battles to waste time before an encounter. I better not get a Plusle here. Look, a Pokemon worth commenting about. Sigh... I'm still upset over that. Hey, a Growlithe! Oh shit, it really is a Growlithe. That's kind of kickass. Too bad it has to reach level 48 to get Flare Blitz. Seriously weak, especially after that last double battle. Next episode; Something actually happens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Wow, a Minun. That should take you far in this game. You should have just killed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Great Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Lol so many crappy gentle natures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted July 5, 2015 Author Share Posted July 5, 2015 Wow, a Minun. That should take you far in this game. You should have just killed it. But if I had done that, then that other Minun would have torn me apart. You remember what happened with Chatot, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 But if I had done that, then that other Minun would have torn me apart. You remember what happened with Chatot, right? "You are tearing me apart, Minun!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted July 6, 2015 Author Share Posted July 6, 2015 Episode Twelve: Glimpse of a Bad Future Before we can battle Morty and the rest of his gym, there's some stuff to do in Ecruteak, including a new encounter from the Burned Tower. [spoiler=Episode Twelve: Part One] Move along, old man. You didn't hear nothin'. His dance is beguiling and dazzling. I'm entranced under his sway. I'm sorry, sir, but the game demands I put a stop to this delightful expression Verdante... ... ... Ow... my bowels. Well Jesus, man! Keep your Koffings on their leads! Yes, indeed. Please, continue with your praise. I'm getting real tired of this shit, gym leaders. Sweet. You might actually see that get used later on. I see you, Koffing, you piece of exploding shit. You could also just use a Slowbro, or a Vaporeon. He's just angry that I spelt Fuckface wrong. [spoiler=Episode Twelve: Part Two] Goodness, he almost has a full team now. Maybe you ought to find a Dusk Stone, mate. I wasn't expecting that. It's a bit cute for him. Oh no... Oh god no... Not that... Kingdra. Get out of my sight! Now, don't you pull any of that shit from last time! Fuck sake! Oh, nevermind then. Kababra's a pretty frail like that. Wait... why didn't you just swap into that? I agree. Just don't pull any surprises. Sodding weak Quick Attack. Zap. Well, I did set a rule against it. [spoiler=Episode Twelve: Part Three] What are they even doing? Just chilling out or something? Don't tempt me, you little sod! I don't have a Slowbro or a Vaporeon. But you know what hasn't taken notice of my presence yet? My encounter. When do you learn Double Edge exactly? These Firebreathers are awfully insensitive. Another one of those? Just don't pull out a Kababra now. Hang on? I guess if you need to put a fire out? And there you have it. Next time, I'll be taking on the gym, and all their delightful ghost Pokemon. Until then, I need to make some team changes to prepare. [spoiler=Team] Someone here isn't going to be useful next gym. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverHairedFreak25 Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Verdante... ALLAHU AKBAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Cubone is actually really good. Switch it out with Butterfree or something. ALLAHU AKBAR! TENNO HIEKA BANZAI! TORA TORA TORA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Great Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Cubone is actually really good. Switch it out with Butterfree or something. No, switch it with Hariyama. Hariyama can't even deal damage to the gym's Pokemon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 No, switch it with Hariyama. Hariyama can't even deal damage to the gym's Pokemon. Yeah, but Hariyama will continue to be useful in the long run, while Butterfree will get more and more useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted July 6, 2015 Author Share Posted July 6, 2015 Yeah, but Hariyama will continue to be useful in the long run, while Butterfree will get more and more useless. With Air Slash, Giga Drain, and Sleep Powder, that's not going to be for a long time. Besides, I already have a ground type on my team. I don't want to stack up too many overlapping weaknesses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Great Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Yeah, but Hariyama will continue to be useful in the long run, while Butterfree will get more and more useless. Butterfree has a great moveset, and correct me if I'm wrong but I think it has compoundeyes which is awesome for Butterfree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted July 7, 2015 Author Share Posted July 7, 2015 Today's special guest. Episode Thirteen: Mortified Finally, the fourth gym, marking the half way point to the Elite Four. The last battle, against Whitney, went as smoothly as one could expect, with no losses. So hopefully this battle would go just as well. Since Titan has no moves to hit ghosts with, her place will be taken by Xian the Growlithe. [spoiler=Episode Thirteen: Part One] "Lottery requests will be refused". Yeah, yeah, I covered that already. Besides, I've got just the move to sort them out. Not a particularly diverse moveset, sadly. Just you wait 'til I reach the move relearner. That's a sick animation. Sadly however, Saharaden is too slow to sweep. Jesus, that was brought out casually. Have you heard of Golurk, by any chance? No particular reason, ma'am. That's all the trainers out of the way. Just one fight left. [spoiler=Episode Thirteen: Part Two] Thanks for the bollocks puzzles, mate. Now get ready, because I'll make your team dead twice over. Nice headband, mate. I get the feeling I'll be seeing this a lot. It beats Attract, though. No Will-o-Wisp, no problem. I know this thing can learn a lot of annoying moves, so... Nevermind. Line up the next one. Morty's team sure isn't looking all that tough. They're not even evolved like Bugsy's or Whitney's Shit! Get out of there! Oh, this just got even more fun. This... isn't going as expected. Thankfully, I've got my ace for this match just waiting to strike. You can sod right off. Down with a single Shadow Claw. Thank goodness for that adamant nature. We're back on track. I'm not scared. The Hypnosis missed, but I'm not scared. Okay. I'm scared now. Nothing can take more than two hits from this thing. I've got one shot. Sucker Punch has to do the job. Pratically one hit point off. You just had to run it in, too. At it has Giga Drain. RIP: Hades. Better luck next life. Azure got a special defence buff in this hack, so maybe he'll be able to endure a hit. Oh. RIP: Azure. You were good while you lasted. In hindsight, I should've gone this before. Oh well. That's anti-climatic. Just fuck off already. I know what you're planning. Up yours, Haunter. I change my mind. That's worse than Attract. Crit hax, bitch. Yet, and only another two Pokemon in exhange. Good ones, even. That would've been useful, one battle ago. Yeah, there's something else to look forwards to. [spoiler=Episode Thirteen: Aftermath] Those are hard looses to swallow. Well, I guess winning that vote wasn't so good for you after all. I guess next episode is return of the Studmeister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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