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Edelgard: Talonflame
Dimitri: Luxray
Claude: Sawsbuck
Byleth: Rapidash
Jeralt: Mudsdale
Manuela: Gardevoir
Hanneman: Kadabra
Rhea: Reshiram
Alois: Machoke
Seteth: Charizard
Flayn: Treecko
Sothis: Dialga
Jeritza: Gallade
Shamir: Decidueye
Cyril: Timburr

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Ferdinand: I'm so rich, my homies take showers for me.
Ashe: I got you bro!

Petra: I am confusion! This is Kansas, this is Are Kansas. America please explain!

Linhardt: (playing piano) Is there anything better than pussy? A really good book!

Jeralt: Then I guess that's how it works.
Rhea: Smoking kills, boys.
Jeralt: So does talking shit.
Rhea: Fuck you!

Hilda: I see you don't have any lifeguards at your beach.
Caspar: I'm not at a beach this is a bathtub!

Flayn: (yelling to Byleth) What up my nigga!
Rhea and Seteth: Do not say that. 

Byleth: Hey look at this Spongebob umbrella I found.
Seteth: Don't do that it's bad luck!
Byleth: Chill. (opens umbrella)
Death Knight: Who has summoned me?
Byleth: (screams)

(Jeopardy game)
Ingrid: Someone who is unfamiliar with puss and semen. (points at Sylvain)

Claude: (holding harmonica) If you play this you get a million dollars but fifty thousand people will die.
Dimitri: (plays harmonica)

Byleth: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Edelgard: I want to be president.
Byleth: Aww!
Edelgard: So I can make slavery legal again!
Byleth: Ah...

Sylvain: Dude you look great.
Felix: You forgot to say no homo.
Sylvain: I'm a gay man?
Felix: You're a gay man?

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- After the above fight was over, it switched to GBA Fire Emblem styled discussions. Apparently, one of the units, a female cavalier, died in or before the battle. The "lord" a blonde-green slightly long hairded young man wearing red armor and appeared to be a cavalier. He seemed shaken and nervous about the death, and stuttered as he spoke, as well as pausing in-between. The other person he was speaking to, a green armor clad female that I also believe was a cavalier, was telling him about the demise, and brought up that the woman was married and had children. She mentioned that it might be a good idea to pay them a visit to inform them of the news. The propt for whether or not to visit the children pooped up. The red clad horseman chose not to meet then, stuttering while speaking. He tried to hide it, but his fear was obvious. After the discussion was over, a list of the levels showed up. One of them, labeled "The Cavalier" had an X next to the turn count, and was skipped. The paralogue about meeting her children was also skipped.

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Biting your glass eye is not a "party trick".

It absolutely IS! - Dimitri

It's scaring the town children. And Flayn. - Seteth

Dude honestly you rocked the eye patch. Shouldn't have changed it. - Claude

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