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M8wsklkm o Since we've had several recent complaints about employees getting lost on the way to the restroom, we are now posting instructions in every section of the workforce. To make sure everyone knows where they are, we will also provide them verbally. Now, if you work in the statistics offices, head west, turn right...

 

M8wsklkm o....If you work in the reconnaissance corner of the base, turn left, left, right, left, skip the next three caves entrances, and go right. It should be on the right...

 

M8wsklkm o...If you work in human resources, go right, right, left, left, straight, past the statue of our Dark Lord (I'm told it will be finished in about a month or two. Remember to grab the free ear plugs if you are sensitive to noise), left again, the restroom should be on either side...

 

M8wsklkm o...As for janitorial, just clean up after yourself...

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Ingrid: We are not going outside tomorrow morning. Forecast calls for below zero wind chill.

Felix: I'll be in the armory.

Sylvain: I'll be...not out in it. Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

Dimitri: Stick a hot water bottle in your pants, I've done it.

Felix: What the hell.

Sylvain: He's gotta make sure to NOT lose those for the sake of the royal bloodline.

Ingrid: You guys are gross.

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