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BL parent math tutoring:

Sylvain: (on horizontal lines) A whore always lies on her back!

Felix: We have two apples. (cuts one apple in half) We still have two apples. (eats a slice) Now we have one and a half apples.

Dimitri: Two and three, the sum of which-
Ingrid: Dimitri!
Dimitri: -is five, what?
Kion: The son of a bitch is five?
Dimitri: Oh.

Annette: Your dad goes to the store and buys three watermelons-
Lucille: Why do we need three watermelons?
Ashe: To make a fruit salad big enough to feed the whole army, I guess.

Mercedes: Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally! Parenthesis exponents multiplication division addition subtraction!

Dedue: You're building a shed and you have this amount of space...

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