Post and I will give you your very own ghost to haunt you

[Jedi]

Me. me!

[Caster]

i need a sugoi kawaii ghost spectaroo

[Baldrick]

Ahhhh!!!! It's a g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost!

[Balcerzak]

Give me the ghost with the most.

[Naughx]

If we're unsatisfied with our ghosts, can we return them?

Caution: If you dare to do this it could make them angry.

You don't want your pricy electronics to mysteriously fall on the floor? Don't you?

You've been warned.

Edited July 11, 2015 by Naughx

[Specta]

If we're unsatisfied with our ghosts, can we return them?

There is a 90 day period after assignment where you are not allowed to file a request for reassignment with the appropriate reassignment division. After that, if you find you are still incompatible with your ghost companion, you may submit a request and it will be processed within a month of submission.

Your ghost companion is a Delaware chicken named Bertha slaughtered in the southwestern United States in 1998. She is a loud chicken who is constantly going broody, but since she cannot lay eggs anymore, she will accumulate small objects around your house to sit on instead. If you lose your keys, look for Bertha.

Me. me!

Your ghost companion is famous cartoonist Walt Disney, who died in 1966. He has recently developed a passion for visual novels and manga, and is going through his anime art phase at a much older age than most. He loves to go to Disney World, unsurprisingly, and can get you in for free as it turns out the employees there don't want to turn down the ghost of Walt Disney. Call him Walt-kun until his phase is done.

i need a sugoi kawaii ghost spectaroo

Your ghost companion is a 10 year old tarantula we have named Sol, who died in 1605 of being stepped on. He is a tarantula, which encompasses most of what you can say about his personality. He likes to sit on your shoulder and will allow small objects such as tiny bows to be placed upon his head without complaint, as he has enough spectral presence to keep them there.

Ahhhh!!!! It's a g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost!

Your ghost companion is an 11 year old Chinese girl named Min who died in 1840 of health related issues. Unfortunately, she's very quiet and tends to lurk without saying anything, which usually makes for a hard adjustment period for her assignments. She means nothing by it, and is perhaps the least malicious ghost you could be assigned if you can get used to it. She has requested you provide her with her own room.

Give me the ghost with the most.

Your ghost companion is poet William Shakespeare, who died in 1616. He overuses slang and often attempts to make up new fads and memes online - with unsurprising success. He uses most of his spectral presence to possess and use the computer, so unless you want him hogging yours, buy him a laptop.

Enh, I haven't been sleeping well anyways, I'll take one.

Your ghost companion is an compsognathus we've called Darling, who died 140 million years ago in a fight. Darling still has not realized she's a ghost, somehow. She is very active and runs about wildly, and though she can go through objects with her spectral form, she has not yet realized this either. If she's annoying you, put her in a play pen. She'll assume she's stuck there and will only play in that area.

Edited July 11, 2015 by Specta

[Specta]

Caution: If you dare to do this it could make them angry.

You don't want your pricy electronics to mysteriously fall on the floor? Don't you?

You've been warned.

This is not usually an issue. Some more volatile ghosts have been known to destroy things when rejected (they are transferred to site hauntings instead of person hauntings if they become a repeat offender) but they go through a training session prior to their first assignment to coach them in proper conduct during the haunting.

We will refund any damage caused by them during the unassignment process. Contact the proper department in such an occasion and we will send a specialist to tally the damages.

[Naughx]

1-800-myghost is the toll free number?

Edited July 11, 2015 by Naughx

[Chigai]

If Dozla isn't dead then Dozla can't have a ghost, soooooo...

[Komeiji Koishi]

Only if I can summon it as a familiar a la SotN

[Draco]

Your ghost companion is a 10 year old tarantula we have named Sol, who died in 1605 of being stepped on. He is a tarantula, which encompasses most of what you can say about his personality. He likes to sit on your shoulder and will allow small objects such as tiny bows to be placed upon his head without complaint, as he has enough spectral presence to keep them there.

Your ghost companion is an compsognathus we've called Darling, who died 140 million years ago in a fight. Darling still has not realized she's a ghost, somehow. She is very active and runs about wildly, and though she can go through objects with her spectral form, she has not yet realized this either. If she's annoying you, put her in a play pen. She'll assume she's stuck there and will only play in that area.

these are pretty great.

I like them all though. This thread is pretty cool.