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See, I've never got that. Every time I play FE8 Vanessa is a way better unit compared to Tana, and I can't understand why.

Funny, my Vanessas have always been trash. Never proc'd strength, even after promotion, whereas Tana has almost always capped strength and speed.

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Naw dude. Vanessa 4 best peggie in FE8. No, scratch that, she's the best in all GBA.

#shotsfired

I call rng blessed cause my tana's was always better

#bulletproofvest

anyway i also voted for this

I hate it, but I don't stop doing stuff I hate so that means little coming from me.

but I will watch you play it to the got damn end because that is my gamer's creed. like that fairy from bravery default

Also like the history commentary too. it lets us know how bad things happen which is usually good people did nothing to stop this madness

MADNESS I SAY

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I call rng blessed cause my tana's was always better

#bulletproofvest

It's basically Tana has slightly better growths but Vanessa has a whole third of the game with NO OTHER fliers. When you get Tana, she's either a) competing with Vanessa or, worse yet b) all but worthless for her joining chapter and then the very next chapter you get a third flier. And her strength growth is only 10% better than Vanessa's. Only 1 in 10 levels will she get strength and Vanessa not get strength (according to averages)...

Yeah, I'm kinda biased.

#logic'n stuff

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#RNG'n stuff

this

Tana is consistently good. In fe8, availability is no longer a valid concern due to how easy it is to abuse the tower of vani. Not to mention Tana's superior speed and that 10% extra plays a huge deal because she can wield the legendary spear far better than Vanessa could ever dream of doing.

Tana > vanessa

#ComeAtMeBro, #MyTanaCanBeatYourVanessaAnyday

~My Tana bad

my Tana hood

my Tana does things your vanessa wish she could~

*tana gang signs*

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#RNG'n stuff

RNG is really easy to rig, friend. Not that I do that

this

Tana is consistently good. In fe8, availability is no longer a valid concern due to how easy it is to abuse the tower of vani. Not to mention Tana's superior speed and that 10% extra plays a huge deal because she can wield the legendary spear far better than Vanessa could ever dream of doing.

Tana > vanessa

#ComeAtMeBro, #MyTanaCanBeatYourVanessaAnyday

~My Tana bad

my Tana hood

my Tana does things your vanessa wish she could~

*tana gang signs*

You're still throwing away a unit that's already pretty good (if you've used Vanessa at all) for one that might not be. True, what's life without a little risk, but still. Also, slightly lower strength isn't quite as much of a problem, due to Vanessa having the ability to get Wyvern Knight and in turn Pierce. Also, slightly lower strength doesn't matter for the spear. They both have crap defense, so they both need that, and strength won't help either of them to heft it.

#Mythbusted

#Vanessa4dawin

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Tana is consistently good. In fe8, availability is no longer a valid concern due to how easy it is to abuse the tower of vani. Not to mention Tana's superior speed and that 10% extra plays a huge deal because she can wield the legendary spear far better than Vanessa could ever dream of doing.

Tana > vanessa

#ComeAtMeBro, #MyTanaCanBeatYourVanessaAnyday

~My Tana bad

my Tana hood

my Tana does things your vanessa wish she could~

*tana gang signs*

RNG is really easy to rig, friend. Not that I do that

You're still throwing away a unit that's already pretty good (if you've used Vanessa at all) for one that might not be. True, what's life without a little risk, but still. Also, slightly lower strength isn't quite as much of a problem, due to Vanessa having the ability to get Wyvern Knight and in turn Pierce. Also, slightly lower strength doesn't matter for the spear. They both have crap defense, so they both need that, and strength won't help either of them to heft it.

#Mythbusted

#Vanessa4dawin

In my playthrough, I used all three Pegs. Personally, I think its more fun to use all three rather than bench one and use only one. You know. Because triangle attacks are AWESOME!

#PegUnity

#FlyMeToVictory

#SyreneUnderrated

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RNG is really easy to rig, friend. Not that I do that

You're still throwing away a unit that's already pretty good (if you've used Vanessa at all) for one that might not be. True, what's life without a little risk, but still. Also, slightly lower strength isn't quite as much of a problem, due to Vanessa having the ability to get Wyvern Knight and in turn Pierce. Also, slightly lower strength doesn't matter for the spear. They both have crap defense, so they both need that, and strength won't help either of them to heft it.

#Mythbusted

#Vanessa4dawin

I almost had to admit defeat

truly you are great

BUT

I fired up my old ds, with my old fe8 cartridge

check both my capped stat fliers in my oldest cleared file.

know what I find?

tana's 6 con verses vanessa's 5 con.

^stare at the answer to the universe

#TanaBestFlier

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>says they're going to a swamp

> they're actually going to a bandit fortress

>mfw

No, Selena was going to the swamp and got lost so they ended up here, we'll be in the "swamp" next chapter.

Oh yeah, Selena is my offense magic user of choice in this game, always a must use even if she can't take a hit!

Rievs just doesn't have her magic power and she'll be stronger and nearly as accurate as him, not to mention faster, she's not as durable sure but noone's perfect except gheb (the last part is a joke)

with that said this chapter looks hard at first, but with my game winning strategy its more like a training level

also i do wanna report that my Tana is better then my Vanessa, i have no idea what is going on

Using Riev anyway. He'll be good, and I mean Bishop utility can't be bad for the creature campaign... right?

Naw dude. Vanessa 4 best peggie in FE8. No, scratch that, she's the best in all GBA.

#shotsfired

Despite all the Tana vs Vanessa debates, I've never been particularly fond of either unit. Syrene is where it's at

GhebFE: Episode 4: Chapter 3: Fortress of Finally a Good Unit

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Before we start, we NEED TO KNOW THIS.

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Training Selena will be difficult, but I SHALL FIND A WAY.

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We smash this... pet...

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Annnd Gheb's still getting one-rounded. SUCH STRONG LORD.

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Hey there, beautiful!

Colm: Why must I be poor. Ugh…

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He unlocks the door. Let's not waste any time here.

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Colm: Huh? What do you want?

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Well... he's hungry...

Colm: None of your business…

Selena: If there is anything I really hate in the world, It’s thieves.

Colm: Uhhhh…

Selena: Boy, you look like a good kid. If it’s money you need… I have a lot of it. I hate seeing poor people. And if I can do something about it, I will. Here,

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What the heck!? Couldn't you give some of that loot to US? Please?

Selena: Keep up with the group, and keep up with me.

Colm: Yes, ma’am!!!

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So, I haven't looked at his growths yet, but I can already tell that he's amazing. Why? Let me put it this way: He's a sword user in a game where the early chapters contain 90% axe users, he's the ONLY one on the team fast enough to be able to consistently dodge, and he's able to double enemies when most of my units are consistently GETTING doubled!

And that's not his only use. I didn't discover it right off the bat, but we'll see it soon. Colm is a friggin GODSEND.

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(Oh hey, just noticed this)

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Let's buff up our new awesome-man with a support!

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Selena: Boy?

Colm: Yes, ma’m.

Selena: I never got your name.

Colm: Oh, right. I never got yours either. I’m Colm.

Selena: Selena. And don’t call me ma’am, allright?

Colm: Sure…

Selena: …

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Stop ellipsing, you guys! Only I'm allowed to do that!

Colm: Anything else?

Selena: No, no Colm… I was just wandering in my thoughts…

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That support was hardly great, but whatever.

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As I said. This guy is the image of RAW OVERPOWERING STATISTICAL BEAUTY.

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Was this thief's AI modified? I don't remember him beelining for the chests before...

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Well... I guess that's good?

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Blah! Not magic!

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Dangit! The chests! WE HAVE TO STOP THE THIEF!

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But how can we stop the thief when we CAN'T HIT FRIGGIN 82's

SERIOUSLY SELENA

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Hooray, we get it when we don't need it!

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Okay, thieves should NOT be this durable!

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PRO THIEF-STOPPING STRATS

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WELL NEVER MIND THEN

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I succeed the second time, but we lose this. We probably didn't need it anyway!

Definitely!

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This is SO annoying...

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Hooray! We have no bow-users!

(I guess there's Gheb but he has an E rank and this needs D)

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These, at least, we can get back...

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Like so!

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(Screw you, Cormag!)

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Yay! It's only taken us 42 screenshots to kill 3 enemies!

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Caellach's first and possibly only level!

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Not bad, Selena, but I hope you get some more power soon.

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Are these unedited from FE8? Whatever, Gheb can use this.

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Support! I need all the gameplay benefits I can get...

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Riev: Huh? What? What do you want boy? Can’t you see I’m busy?

Cormag: Yeah well. I just had to let you know.

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So, not only is the old man senile, SO IS HIS MAGIC!

Riev: Boy! My magic is not senile! Are you implying I’m senile myself?

Cormag: … most likely.

Riev: … Why do you hate me so much?

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Hey Riev! He became a slave for you! Be grateful!

Cormag: It’s just…

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Riev: No one loves me Not even my own family. Why am I not dead yet?

This guy seems to be having some mood swings.

Cormag: Don’t be like that gramps. Look, uh… I promise I’ll be more caring…

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Okay, out of all the conversations in the hack, this one almost made me genuinely laugh.

Almost.

Riev: Hmmph. Ok.

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Moving on...

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We have more loot!

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I'm still working on getting Selena kills.

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Amelia is helping!

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Blah.

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...Something's not right here.

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Ugh, Gheb. Just ugh. Your stats so perfectly match your girth.

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Lure out the merc!

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Let's steal the Tea!

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Wait, shouldn't that be greyed-

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...

...

...And so the OP mechanic is discovered.

Thieves can now steal pretty much ANY item, as long as they're faster than the enemy.

Yes. Yes it is overpowered.

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I want the Tea more than I do the iron sword, though.

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The merc drops quickly!

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Healgrinding as standard. However, my Heal is running out of uses! I need a shop soon!

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LA LA LA ALL THE ITEMS ARE MINE LA LA LA

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The boss mumbles something, but it won't stop us from killing him!

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Sheez louise! Even without weapons, this guy is crazy!

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A lot of my units were JUST on the verge of leveling, so I make them chip the boss so they can get that last bit of XP. It wasn't like serious boss abuse or anything.

(Notice Colm's level... I already love him... he's the real antidote to Kitty!)

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And finisher!

NEXT TIME: Moniker wraps up the level with support grinding! Amelia x Gheb is continued... And! A certain LPers avatar/pseudo-self-insert appears!

GROWTHS:

Colm:

HP: 60%

Strength: 35%

Skill: 40%

Speed: 80%

Luck: 60%

Defense: 25%

Resistance: 20%

Total: 320%

These seem like standard thief growths... that's because they ARE standard thief growths! But, as I explained, Colm's fantastic anyway!

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Wait a second...dialogue that doesn't make one cringe just from reading it...units that are actually useful...broken gameplay mechanic...

Could it be that this hack is on it's way up? Could it be that the worst is over?

Or am I being overly optimistic of what this hack has to offer?

Probably the latter, given that the next update is going to contain Gheb dialogue.

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Hooray for Colm, the anti-Kitty! Demon King troubling you? Just steal his weapons! Maybe Myrrh could use them or something. (assuming she's in it and still a manakete with its monster-item wielding abilities.)

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Hooray for Colm, the anti-Kitty! Demon King troubling you? Just steal his weapons! Maybe Myrrh could use them or something. (assuming she's in it and still a manakete with its monster-item wielding abilities.)

Stealing Evil Eyes, Crimson Eyes, Demon Surges, and stones WITHOUT the enemy control glitch? Holy crap, this is gonna be AMAZING.

Why are you all voting for Gheb's route first? C'mon, poor ol' Moniker needs a break! At least Glass is less about raep and more about PWNing. Plus he's less fugly.

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How to solve any GhebFE gameplay puzzle: LOLOLOLOL LOOT ALL THE WEAPONS LOLOLOL

with that said they need to be at a higher speed.

this does not last forever unfortunately and you can only steal from one enemy per turn, not to mention that Colm's promotion item is in hot competition unless they changed how earth seals work, but i forgot.

with that said Colm is top tier usefulness

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"Oh no this boss looks difficult how will I ever- YOINK THANKS FOR THE WEAPONS LOL"

The new strategy for solving everything!

Wait a second...dialogue that doesn't make one cringe just from reading it...units that are actually useful...broken gameplay mechanic...

Could it be that this hack is on it's way up? Could it be that the worst is over?

Or am I being overly optimistic of what this hack has to offer?

Probably the latter, given that the next update is going to contain Gheb dialogue.

You're being overoptimistic.

Stealing Evil Eyes, Crimson Eyes, Demon Surges, and stones WITHOUT the enemy control glitch? Holy crap, this is gonna be AMAZING.

Why are you all voting for Gheb's route first? C'mon, poor ol' Moniker needs a break! At least Glass is less about raep and more about PWNing. Plus he's less fugly.

While it won't be immediately realized in Chapter 4, I am going to try and steal at least one of every monster weapon. If I can.

with that said they need to be at a higher speed.

this does not last forever unfortunately and you can only steal from one enemy per turn, not to mention that Colm's promotion item is in hot competition unless they changed how earth seals work, but i forgot.

with that said Colm is top tier usefulness

His promotion item? Let me guess; it's in a chest that gets easily looted by enemy thieves? In a special hidden secret shop? On only ONE of the two routes?

There is little explanation for...

The CHAPTER 3 WRAP-UP!

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This is Selena's level for killing the boss. GET. SPEED.

And HP, or maybe even DEF. That would be nice too.

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Let's learn about physical abuse, the thing the enemies do to my guys! However, this hack does MENTAL abuse to me...

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Support grinding time!

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No... Really, I don't want to waste time reading Tana/Vanessa, and Caellach is only a temporary party member so I don't want to invest supports in him. Even though he supports really fast, and has like 3 people willing to talk with him by the end of the chapter.

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Haven't you all been "looking forward" to this moment?

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???

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?????

Amelia: Um, what toy?

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Ah, okay... wait, what exactly is this implying!?

Amelia: OMFG? I uhh…

Gheb: Wow, loli, I would’ve never thought…

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No Gheb! You better not!

Amelia: Um…

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WHAT A GREAT SUPPORT. IT'S SO GREAT I WANT TO SLAP THE AUTHOR IN THE FACE.

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The support was apparently so bad it glitched out the game. However, looking at the recognizable text, I think it's trying to tell me something.

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I'm probably best off taking its advice!

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Gheb: I’m gunna staaaarve!

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Oh good, Gheb left fast! Let's hope he doesn't reappear!

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Surprise Colm!

Colm: Why help me.

Selena: Hmm, want me to take the gem back?

Colm: No, no!

Selena: I already stated my reasons. If you wanna leave that’s fine.

Colm: No… umm.. I have nowhere left to go.

Selena: I really don’t have time for sad stories, boy. Tell me later.

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Oh, great. He's back.

Colm: Oh… I’ll leave.

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The most competent and helpful poor boy ever!

Selena: I hope you don’t mind me taking him along.

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Are these gratuitous eating sounds REALLY necessary?

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Gheb: *munch*lol,whut*munch* What are you good for? *munch*

Colm: I steal, sir…

Gheb: Ok*munch* You’re good to go!*munch*

*me, while looking at Colm, and ONLY Colm*

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Selena: And keep away from-

Colm: Indeed, ma’am. Thanks.

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Caellach comes in, leaving his own speech bubble hanging.

Caellach: Always the do-gooder, eh?

Selena: Yes…

Caellach: You’re not Gheb material. Why do you hang around then?

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PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--

...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Moniker's cancer progressed by 2 levels!

Caellach: I see… Well, good to have ya.

Selena: Good to be here, Caelly.

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*bonk* *bonk*

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Tana: Help!

That had better be a friendly grab.

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And now, for our next objective!

Selena: Yes, he’s still in his research.

Gheb: Well let’s go! I miss hiiim!

Selena: Sure sir…

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I WISH he ran fast in gameplay!

Gheb: Amelia!

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Gheb: Come, loli!!

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I really, really don't like these antics. Why would Selena want to go back to them?

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And here we are, at the OBLIGATORY VILLAIN CHECKUP!

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Looks like we have Valter, Gerik, and Lute replacing the "old guard". I wonder if Gleb will be seen today?

Valter: Uh…Lute?

Lute: I see… You failed.

Valter: No duh…

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OH. SHOTS FIRED.

Valter: You’re one to talk…

Gerik: What’s that!?

Lute: Girls. No bickering. Ephraim comes in the name of Gleb… his hotness has orders.

Valter: Ugh…

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Ah, looks like we have Ephraim and Eirika replacing Lyon and Vigarde.

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Ephraim: Lute.

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Ephraim: Gerik.

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Ephraim: Valter.

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Ephraim: Gleb’s orders were very strict. We must pursue the fat imposter. He is the central part of his hotness’s plan. But he decided that he… needs new blood to capture him…

In come the newer people!

Lute: Hmm…

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That's one way to put it...

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Haha, I love how Ephraim agrees.

Valter: …

Gerik: Huh…

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In come new people!

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WHO ARE THEY GONNA BE?

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Okay, I guess we'll be fighting a lot of old FE8 characters here.

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Oh yes! Here he is, everyone! The most awesome character in FE8! I hope I/he gets to land the finishing blow on Gheb!

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Hey, Lute! Don't be a heckler!

(...I'm not the female mage, am I?)

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(We also have this loser)

Now, we COULD try to predict the end fates of all these people by comparing them to the characters they replace. HOWEVER, while all the original FE8 eventing uses character slots and stuff, the same is absolutely not true for dialogue. There have been a LOT of switched roles. For example,

We fight Gerik in Chapter 5.

So, because of that, I don't think any predictions based on normal FE8 would be accurate.

Ephraim: Allright.

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Encoded scrolls?

Ephraim: Follow his hotness’s orders precisely. With that said, you’re all dismissed.

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NEXT TIME: Moniker gets a breather!

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Moniker Sanity Index: Traumatised. Is Gheb a likeable hero? NOT AT ALL! Designated hero only! What kind of hero would pull those horrible acts?

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