phobia Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 (edited) You guessed it, I'm back and I guess I'll play some more Fire Memeblem. My last two LP's failed but this should be pretty easy, I'm super used to Sacred Stones and there's nothing special about this run that would make it any more or less difficult than it is! Edit: this is now an english run because randomizer doesnt work with japanese copy, because everybody is RACIST. Please feel free to post with questions comments concerns criticism praise and everything inbetween, I survive on feedback (seriously it's my lifeblood) edit;modified title because sheep mode wasnt really saying what it was Edited August 24, 2015 by phobia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tragonight Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Is "Weeb Mode" just a Japanese version of the game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintales Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 I totally believe you about this being a totally normal run of FE8. Is this going to be super special awesome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted August 13, 2015 Author Share Posted August 13, 2015 (edited) Is "Weeb Mode" just a Japanese version of the game? You wish! No I'm actually going to use a randomizer so I'll be completely screwed up, I don't read Japanese whatsoever. I totally believe you about this being a totally normal run of FE8. Is this going to be super special awesome? uhhhhhh I mean no it's just going to be a normal one hundred percent vanilla run of english fire emblem pls what are you talking about Edited August 13, 2015 by phobia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tragonight Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Well, I've played through Sacred Stones four times, and I can pretty much guess the storyline and dialogue at that point. If it's just a regular LP of the Japanese version, I don't see how it'd be different besides the fact that you miss out on what the characters are saying (therefore, some of the awesomeness that comes with recruiting new characters). What's a randomizer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted August 13, 2015 Author Share Posted August 13, 2015 (edited) props to Keystone for this thing. Muh Avail game will start next post this is just a hype post Well, I've played through Sacred Stones four times, and I can pretty much guess the storyline and dialogue at that point.If it's just a regular LP of the Japanese version, I don't see how it'd be different besides the fact that you miss out on what the characters are saying (therefore, some of the awesomeness that comes with recruiting new characters).What's a randomizer? Character classes and other stuff is going to be randomized completely I might have to do some snazzy shit since the randomizer actually doesnt work with japanese copies of the game, so i'll have to download Nightmare again and do it all myself. Or something that doesnt take a year is highly preferred. Might be a change of plans, I might just do randomized English version Edited August 13, 2015 by phobia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintales Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 >Ewan >Syrene >Dozla You should aim to get Lucky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted August 13, 2015 Author Share Posted August 13, 2015 >Ewan >Syrene >Dozla You should aim to get Lucky! i'll let you decide for me should i slave over nightmare (a program i havent used in 6 months) to physically manually and painstakingly randomize the japanese version of the game or should i just play the english version and have it randomized myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintales Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 i'll let you decide for me should i slave over nightmare (a program i havent used in 6 months) to physically manually and painstakingly randomize the japanese version of the game or should i just play the english version and have it randomized myself Option B. Funnier when Randomizer's a trollop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted August 13, 2015 Author Share Posted August 13, 2015 (edited) change of plans, just playing english randomized. which makes me one of 50 people to be doing that and now i cant promise anything special Not randomizing growths because I'm too lazy to check everything etc, also checked buff bosses. okay let's play a thing guys [spoiler=Post has been edited with Prologue] Off to a great start kids.[spoiler=actual spoiler for eirika's class] Eirika has a cock and balls. I'm not sure of anything anymore. Let's go scrublords. I don't know how randomizing this ROM will effect the other save files but WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CARES LET'S GO What's wrong, Eirika? Wait, you're not Eirika... THERE'S A DOG AND A HORSEMAN HAX! He has crazy strength i think but LOLJOURNEYMAN. Oh.oh my. His base strength. Oh lord.too bad he's BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCHED Mediocre strength and defensive stats. Eirika/10. Poison sword is interesting though. Ummmm. Okay. Game's slow af gotta fix things. It begins. I hope she dies just for the sake of making me mad. BONK a gentle breeze Superbonk for the KO. Purple redman Ross is funny. Everyone knows that Swords>Axes, bro. This is the tutorial level! Mercrika is shit. [spoiler=big pic] Edited August 13, 2015 by phobia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNight48 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 omg a phobia LP, sign my mouse pad senpai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintales Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Racist randomisers are racists. Inb4 Eirika and Ephraim T0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted August 13, 2015 Author Share Posted August 13, 2015 (edited) omg a phobia LP, sign my mouse pad senpai [spoiler=giant pic animu bikini] Prologue in my last post Edited August 13, 2015 by phobia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintales Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 IT BEGINS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted August 14, 2015 Author Share Posted August 14, 2015 Snoop Dogg approves of this title More like monkey. [spoiler=i wanna dive in][spoiler=starting off with a big, awfully edited pic and an offensive joke!] actually, he is male. More BONK. Missed the dialogue here, it was funny as heck but it's gone now. Shitpriest is shit. Franz is usable and poisonous, go figure. He's also stronk. ONE WHIFF Also using Gilliam until i get a fieldable healer or my units can sustain themselves without one. BONKED to near death. Well, I guess these HAMMERMEN must be pretty strong. But 20 str seth is brokesauce. last ignite tick killed him, GG SMACKED with a big axe. She needs this more than Seth does. You joking? I'll just get these cretins, maybe Erik can level up and get strong enough to hurt the boss. Well. Seth it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNight48 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 [spoiler=giant pic animu bikini] Prologue in my last post so happy *dies of nosebleed* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted August 14, 2015 Author Share Posted August 14, 2015 (edited) four new units here, two i can use. [spoiler=but i'll use seth anyway] Thanks Gayden Is this supposed to be plot? Meet Garg-cia. Our first new playable unit. He has 5 move! That's ass! Everything else is okay/great though. WHat a fuckin joker this kid has 3 speed, thank god he's not an endgamer My other new unit. She has growths and bases befitting a Myrmidon, iirc. Mouldog. Growths are ass for Doog. Glad I don't use him. That luck tho. Sain? I was scared Ross would die but nope.png Dawg op Franz might need a bit of babying. Boner is still a bandito. Yikes! Gargcia is strong! Meanwhile Franz gets the hell out of dodge. Um. Okay. Vanessa is getting doubled with that Steel Blade. DUESSEL! JK seth here Lol he got boned. Yeah, uh. No more steel blade for a while, okay honey? YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIKE More like BUTTHROAT It is I, Marissa! I mean, Mia! I mean, Fir! I mean... The thing is they don't hit Eirika or Vanessa ever, so like... Swarm is ok. speeding things up/saving franz from the 8 move bandits. Or not speeding anything up because Seth ONLY has a 95% hit rate, so bad omg. Another one bites the dust Yass, strength Risky, but moulder has his back if he FUCKS up. Gottem. Shitty level though. Need skill. Nice 8 move bro. The old vaneirika combo. At least she's getting Myrm levels. Actually I don't care about your shitty son at all! FOR FREE ? ILL TAKE IT also real spoiler this time [spoiler=colm and neimi] Neimi is usable so Gilliam is getting the BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCH I could literally do this all day so I'm gonna start a randomized run on a different file (that is, a different copy of the game) Meet FRANZ AND GILLIAM lol Edited August 14, 2015 by phobia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoniker Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Why does everyone always get sucky lords? Why can't people get amazing lords? But, this is great so far. Definitely reading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Hehe. . .predetermined endgame party. Nice~! Why does everyone always get sucky lords? Why can't people get amazing lords? But, this is great so far. Definitely reading. But this Eir isn't that much different than her vanilla self! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomSwordmaster Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Why does everyone always get sucky lords? Why can't people get amazing lords? But, this is great so far. Definitely reading. i have a strong urge to do another randomized run..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusticus Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Why does everyone always get sucky lords? Why can't people get amazing lords? But, this is great so far. Definitely reading. I have pretty good lords! shameless promotion! by the way phobia, WELCOME TO THE MERC EIRIKA PARTY AYEEEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted August 15, 2015 Author Share Posted August 15, 2015 Why does everyone always get sucky lords? Why can't people get amazing lords? But, this is great so far. Definitely reading. She might turn out amazing, bro. Heroes are so good that who knows how she could end up. unless you heathens pick RANGER Hehe. . .predetermined endgame party. Nice~! But this Eir isn't that much different than her vanilla self! Yeah it makes the game even shittier for me because now that I KNOW that Franz is ass I have to use him anyway! i have a strong urge to do another randomized run..... JUST DO IT I have pretty good lords! shameless promotion! by the way phobia, WELCOME TO THE MERC EIRIKA PARTY AYEEEE there's a party where [spoiler=The Bandits of Bongo] they stole all the drums! first of all GTFO fuccboi. EVERYBODY OUT "I guess I might as well move exactly one tile to the right of the tile I'm meant to be on." Colm lets Eirika look at his Chests in his stead. You legit? FIIIIIIIIIIIINALLY a RAAAAAAAAAAAANGED weapon not doubling DREAM team confirmed God this chapter is dull. Lol What U Doin Boi Franz really? I know there's a disadvantage but really? WHHHHHHHHHHJ so IN CASE YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A GARGOYLE CRIT IT'S FUCKING SCARY https://youtu.be/DM3D_Egf59E?t=2m9s ALSO 39/5 CRIT thanks anna SO SLOOOW Woah! A little bit too much excitement for these old bones! GOD SHIT FUCK BALS ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS The ONESHOT too strong. New plan Seth takes over. WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA! CRITICAL HIT BOOOOOOOOOOOOSH Fuck you Vanessa. Get spanked. FUCK you Vanessa. oh my GOD NOW I HAVE TO RESTART THE WHOLE CHAPTER I NEED THAT VULNERARY EAT SHIT kid. bye Colm Man this chapter sure is TOUGH! Yikes All in a Phase's work. aaaaaand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted August 15, 2015 Author Share Posted August 15, 2015 (edited) Alright everybody except Seth is absolute garbage. I haven't used savestates yet but I will try to arena abuse. With them. [spoiler=Seth Emblem] Those double digits boi. I can't use my baby Lute :( Too bad everybody has no health Except Vanessa, but she's fucking garbage. Franz's SKL is beyond bad. Hashtag secret book next chapter! He still killed this clown That's no way to talk about your wife. Use ur sword as a shield i mean it's bigger than your entire fucking leg just hold it up Ur killin me Gargcia fffffff ffff [spoiler=the threesome] Neimi will PROBABLY die. **RIP** Take two! I dont even they just dont live. take three!killing edge hype Seth hype I didnt even alter the growths dude everybody is just really THIS BAD That chapter was not entertaining, for me or for the readers. I apologize. [spoiler=GRIND INC] !This chapter WILL HAVE ARENA ABUSE! and also no new endgame units. So, that's a thing. However, next chapter (5x, the dumbest chapter ever) I get three new endgame units. SO THAT'S COOL! 8 move hype, will be pretty easy to get to Joshua! Amirite? Ohhhh noooo... Also his str! Oh jesus! Oh good golly christ! Oh lordy! Alright I'm gonna take this chapter one turn at a time, I'm gonna do it calmly and coolly and I'm not gonna lose any units. And by that I mean bUMRUSH HYAAAAAAAA really vanessa is just not up to par on the myrmidon thing These bandits, man. They have fucking 8 move and suuuuch high bases. Speaking of. Actually no I'm a Cleric and that's against my religion, so check your priv- I mean, YARRRRRRRRRR! DANCE, LASS! You are so bad! Fuck! Axereaver is the MVP of this chapter. lol jk it's seth Finally Franz hits something. BAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Seth does everything part three. Healbot go! This is a sticky situation. For Eirika or Vanessa... Okay everybody, SURPRISE BUTTSEX didnt work so everybody hang back and let Seth do everything again. **Now reminder I took Gilliam and am using Seth because I only have my ENDGAME team picked, that doesnt mean I can't use other people right up until I get to Lyon. Everybody's just all out of position, this is a mess, nobody does damage besides Seth, and just ughh. I dont want to lose any units. I thought about not restarting, but I gotta. Move Seth to the front because nobody else even matttttttters Oh wow I am quite surprised. MVP MVP WELL, RIP VILLAGE LOL franz gets skill! savestate was made here. Joshua is in front of Franz and I have to put everybody in a scary spot in order to save the secret book and get joshua as well as get people out of harm's way. Fucking 8 move. Savestate reverted. Mediocre level and better placement. Rescue ftw. Nice hax bro. get schooled on, worth. Okay I'm gonna end this post here. Some arena abusing will be done now. bye bye The next episode/post will just be an arena montage. Savestates used (outside of Arena): 1 dragonshield poll added i guess. secret book going to franz edit: also a sidenote this isnt really that HARD it's just incredibly tedious when only one unit can take 2 hits and orko generic baddies lol Edited August 15, 2015 by phobia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintales Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Your team is awfully bad. You should BUMRUSH with Seth equipped with an Iron Sword or a Slim Sword to give your scrubs kills. Use Gaycia for Tethys' village. Go to BERSERK mode when you see banditos. They deserve to DIE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted August 15, 2015 Author Share Posted August 15, 2015 dude had a pork duel with callaech and then wrote a book about it. Franz used Old Man x Callaech Lemon! Fap Skill increased [spoiler=pic dump] Hax right here. I gave up on Eirika because it was just so tedious. had her support with seth so he had 34 hit on the bush and no crit and she was doing 5 at a time, blah blah. I promise this LP will get interesting soon. Obligatory buttsex joke. [spoiler=unit rundown] Neimi is a healbot but like, she has shitty MAG. Her other offensive stats are going to wind up pretty OK but she has NO HP and her heals are never gonna be too amazing. Hopefully I'll pick up some energy rings for her and she'll start proccing MAG. Eirika and Vanessa are basically the same unit but Eirika has less HP and an actual CON stat. As well as more RES and a better promotion. They both almost completely blow, there were points where both of them were getting killed in 15 arena matches in a row (you have to revert to savestate, decline the match, and then go to the next one- they were losing dozens in a row. Oh my god.) and that can also be attributed to the fact that the arena is broken in a randomizer where you switch up the enemy growths, the Bandits and Fighters were doing 20 damage and hitting with 30's (that's just bad luck really) and the Shamans were doubling Franz (that's just complete bullshit). Franz is okay. Whatever dude, he's got a strong weapon class and is a horseman. What's bullshit is that he has no Canto, I might put up a poll about whether or not I should go add canto to monsters. Then when he's promoted he'll just be a Warrior with Canto and what's not to love? Garcia is actually a god, his stats are pretty much stellar. The problem is he has nooooooo HP. I'll hopefully be able to pump some Seraph Robes into his sweet gargoyle bod. Seth is probably going to be used a lot less and I'll work on grouping units together to get supports (no eirika will not finish her support with Seth) and hopefully I can phase Gilliam out in chapter 6. Chapter 5 is the chapter where things start really picking up in the game, and now that I have an actual team I can put more commentary into it. Again I apologize for the slow start. Let's get this show on the road for real! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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