Tamanoir Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 These black censorship bars tho Misty is secretely Fish Rider ? It all makes sense now ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted August 20, 2015 Author Share Posted August 20, 2015 you let vincent die because of the latias didn't you you monster RIP R. KELLY RIP VincentASM The heartbreak comes early this playthrough On bright side, based Popo looks promising Based Popo, indeed Misty is secretely Fish Rider ? It all makes sense now ! welp [spoiler=I'M ON A BOAT] the pun game is strong with this one GO AWAY Interesting. Boxed for now New route! Not like I needed it anyway, HARD BODY... ANOTHER NEW ROUTE 'Cause I need another fighting-type weak 'mon, right? SMELT THY HERETICS Of course Legendary kill count: 9 I could have caught this instead of McSpicy... Legendary kill count: 10 Real talk? This sprite is legit You ain't no HARD BODY, McSpicy Ooo~! bitchin' pls don't kill no more balls ]: [spoiler=the self-inserted fanfic] Poor Rapidash... I wonder... lmao Saffron, Celadon, and Lavender are now all available I miss Psychic... sweet Trainer West of Lavender still suck, I see I wonder? Hey, it's HARD BODY 0.9. Palladion felt fitting. Almost went with Doga Amusingly, the route also had Bastiodon Goodbye, Eevee, and hello Tyranitar~ GRIMLOCK ACTIVATE I deposit Palladion Of course there isn't Celadon's Hotel has a hidden PC. One of the silly things I remember I'm a rambling, gambling dude! REFA IS A MERCENARY Luxary is this game's Magikarp, I take it Lynxes are cats, so this nickname works! This game is secretly a Souls game Team is looking good! Well, it folds apart if I fight anything with a fighting move https://youtu.be/R7yfISlGLNU REFA IS EVERYWHERE None of my Pokémon are trained to dance with swords! welp Legendary kill count: 11 DOUBLE KICK BUT, HARD BODY Don't leave your door unlocked then? This thing looks terrified IMPOSTER He can deal with fairies now shinx looks so drunk Looks like Snorlax went on a crash diet So many wannabes WHAT? grimlock just got blown away Maybe if Wheeljack didn't give you a simple brain... fabulous don't speak to me with that foul tongue Uh, yeah...! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti-ANm0kaV0 ... fuck you I'm not even in the mood to make the obvious joke here At least HMs aren't randomized. Was worried about that Team ain't gonna be the same... Popo, you old mammoth, lead the youth to victory... [spoiler=don't read until you've read the update] It isn't going to be the same without you, friend... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 You know, half-way through reading that update I was getting ready to make a comment about how much I love this team But now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanoir Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Today is a sad day. RIP brave warriors. You'll never be forgotten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 http://t05.deviantart.net/YDGdAzsFY9RxvVS3kFQ3U48uBAg=/300x200/filters:fixed_height(100,100):origin()/pre10/19ce/th/pre/f/2015/032/c/d/fegelein__by_airbusthebest-d8gd9j2.jpg That has to hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrman Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Your mons are dropping like flies! For reference, the Pokémon outside Mt. Moon fall under Route 3, then Route 4 is the run-down to Cerulean. Also, lol @Popo's backsprite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted August 20, 2015 Author Share Posted August 20, 2015 (edited) You know, half-way through reading that update I was getting ready to make a comment about how much I love this team But now... Today is a sad day. RIP brave warriors. You'll never be forgotten. http://t05.deviantart.net/YDGdAzsFY9RxvVS3kFQ3U48uBAg=/300x200/filters:fixed_height(100,100):origin()/pre10/19ce/th/pre/f/2015/032/c/d/fegelein__by_airbusthebest-d8gd9j2.jpg That has to hurt. Your words give me the strength to muster on. Unlike this sod [13:42:08] Tobtin: i killed hardboy [13:42:10] Tobtin: rip him Your mons are dropping like flies! For reference, the Pokémon outside Mt. Moon fall under Route 3, then Route 4 is the run-down to Cerulean. Also, lol @Popo's backsprite. I didn't catch anything after Mt. Moon, so I haven't broken any rules yet. And yes, Popo's back sprite terrifies all [spoiler=we go backwards, and get something backwards!] Diglett Cave? Maybe something good will- Eh. It's okay. Another 'mon weak to fighting-type moves. Once it evolves, anyway Literally the only thing I have that can learn it And here? We have a dragon slayer STAB it! How cute Your husband has to die now, Dovahkiin Athena is disappointed Kid, I wasted money on- I love you, kid. No pedo Clerk gives me this Pretty much happened Only good things there, to be honest Cosplayers So this bastard decides to crit me with a High Jump Kick. Like, really? Gen 1 critical mechanics are going to be the end of me Curses! Lavender Town~! By the way, since none of my 'mons can learn Cut, I can't get the third gym. So I may have to carry on with the game until I get Surf Good 'mon, Mienchow. He will be missed "Pokémon", huh? Legendary kill count: 12 Too soon, game ]: Yes. We're doing this Rock Tunnel, Backwards. Without Flash that special stat :o Well, that lasted long Um... bye? Yeah. Right. Okay Legendary kill count: 14 I wouldn't be here if I didn't have them, love! Curses, I've been found ou- ... 15 R, KELLY... Wear and tear, man WE DID IT I've played my copy of Blue so much I can do Rock Tunnel backwards without getting lost. Sad, or pro? KNEEL How am I supposed to catch this? Oh Australia (or Straya, in this game) is back! I-I wasn't planning to... I need a Rhyperior for the sprite alone 17 Man, Jirachi is quite common fuck you This is a new route. Which means... Another ice-type? No more balls, except for the Master ]: This sprite is amazing CAPITAL LETTERS We did it Now, time to go back Which means going back through Rock Tunnel! curl up in shame TM welp So, I was training Straya, since I'm low on 'mons, right? Perfect sense. I find a wild Spiritomb a few levels higher than me. So I switch out. The result? Fire Blast. A critical You were good, Popo. Best member of the team, to be honest. The gigantic HP and Attack stat--they made you a prehistoric tank. But, clearly, Arceus hates us, and forced us to depart Come on, mate. HARD BODY and Vincent are waiting for you Our first evolution! groovy Let's hope not Yup. the three OGs need paid respects Being a good trainer Shut your whore mouth fuckin' fat, pink pokémon ballin' I'd never thought I'd say it, but IcyMcSpicy is my oldest team member... Oh, gods Edited August 20, 2015 by DodgeDusk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintales Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 POPO NOES He was the best. WHY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 (edited) POPO NO... NANA MUST BE BORN TO AVENGE HIM. So many are dying, but you are also widdling down the Legendaries. WHO IS THE TRUE MONSTER? Edited August 20, 2015 by Jedi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 We'll, FEGELIEN never seemed more appropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 NOT POPO WHO IS THE TRUE MONSTER? There are no monsters here Just victims Everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuxSpes Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Welp I take back what I said yesterday about how the Nuzlocke gods would send something good your way to make up for all those legendary kills. Seems like they instead just want to torment you further. Rest in peace brave heroes ;_; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted August 21, 2015 Author Share Posted August 21, 2015 POPO NOES He was the best. WHY NOT POPO POPO NO... NANA MUST BE BORN TO AVENGE HIM. Welp I take back what I said yesterday about how the Nuzlocke gods would send something good your way to make up for all those legendary kills. Seems like they instead just want to torment you further. Rest in peace brave heroes ;_; Your words encourage me @Nintales: Because the nuzlocke gods are awful, awful beings @Jedi: B-but Nana dies if Popo gets KO'd! We'll, FEGELIEN never seemed more appropriate. Quite There are no monsters here Just victims Everyone ;__; [spoiler=new blood] Pretending to be a homeless kid has its perks If you weren't wearing that hat, maybe Legendary kill count: 18 DADDY REFA My ears bled reading this You spin me right 'round, baby Really? Like, dude? You can pick stuff up off the ground, mind Also, this TM is poop This one too I AM DUSKO, CONQUEROR OF PUZZLES That's,,, a good question, actually 19 Some more boolk 21 Bloody hell. Calm down, game! The big bad himself IMPOSTER Dude had a Glalie too. Copying the DREAM TEAM, obviously Guy's jealous of THUNDERCAT's might time to move on then My 'mon? I'm not even going to bother Sounds like a problem, that magical voodoo powers save me HARD BODY... is that you...? 22 Who's that Pokémon? It's... Vanillorita...? That's... also a good question /: This game... Me neither, you wanker! 23, by the way I most definitely need an adult Now give me Forseti and call me Lewyn My best Pokémon, excluding Popo. Girl hit everything hard, and had the Special to take a number of attacks. Damn it all Like I've a- <_< Grinding is so fun, guys! Borderlands will miss you why The epic battle of the centu- THERE IS NO SALVATION IN THIS WORLD THUNDERCAT is the closest thing I have to hope Legendary kill count: 24 Replaced Snorlax. New route, so I can catch it! But, do I want to? (I have literally no idea what happened here. IcyMcSpicy doesn't even have Minimize!) Golduck is one of my favourite Pokémon. Shame his moveset is horrendous I rectified that, somewhat I could, but... How super! I could of had this... It never ends 25 This girl knows what's up, if you know what I mean Certainly not anything on me, let me tell you that much 27 Squish ;_; This scared me Twenty six I think there's more than 3 legendary Pokémon, bub New route! I forgot to do this earlier Because I have a gut feeling this thing is gonna do something amazing in the future 27 nu root The curse of Doofina! This thing is looking powerful Twenty... ... Eight... AND THEN THE BITCH HAS THE AUDACITY TO BRING THIS OUT IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS The best All of my 'mons are weak or paralysed, and Jump Kick is all THUNDERCAT has left Will he survive? There is a God somewhere 29 This makes THUNDERCAT my oldest 'mon now. Wow You were good, McSpicy. I'm surprised base 80s got you this far Next update will allow the new blood to whet their swords. But, are they any good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanoir Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 That's a true Hecatomb. The turnover in this game is really high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintales Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 ICYMCSPICY WHY YOU WERE MY FAVORITE SCREW YOUUUUUUUUU RANDOMIZEEEER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Dusk may need therapy when all is said and done This can't be healthy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted August 22, 2015 Author Share Posted August 22, 2015 (edited) That's a true Hecatomb. The turnover in this game is really high. ICYMCSPICY WHY YOU WERE MY FAVORITE SCREW YOUUUUUUUUU RANDOMIZEEEER Dusk may need therapy when all is said and done This can't be healthy This randomizer hates me SCREW YOUUUUUUUUU RANDOMIZEEEER And I hate it! Adding this to the OP, by the way [spoiler=Grinding session the second] New route? Mmkay I'm not the best with nicknames, if you have not guessed And I got a bloody Corphish instead Must be nice Legendary kill count: 30 Big brother Doofy! yay Corphish evolved, by the way. Doof was the last 'mon I grinded I accidentally fought this guy... So I decided to fight the other two! And, of course, one has a blasted Mewtwo 31 Ice-type? Check. Tusks? Check. I get a feeling you're going to be good This is the team, post-grind! Looking kind of neat ... What? "It's missing someone," you said? Hmm, I don't think so... jesus christ thank everything for turbo button X-SCISSORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Straya was full health, too THUNDERCAT himself has the whip up the youngsters, now. Thanks, you selfish Aussie Nah, but you were good. Though, with X-Scissor becoming more and more common, I had a feeling this was going to happen. Just... not by a Goldeen almost half your level By the way, a new poll for y'all Oh yeah, the music that made this two-hour-long grind bearable. Thanks, Tonton Edited August 22, 2015 by DodgeDusk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintales Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 RIP Straya. I think I'm now used to a death each update. To me, THE FUTURE is probably going to be the next victim. 4x weakness to rock, weakness to most of the strong types, in a game where attacks are randomized? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 this pt is great omg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ema Skye Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Woo I'm a Mewtwo slayer! That's gotta count for something considering this is Gen 1 Pokemon and not Smash Bros, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted August 22, 2015 Author Share Posted August 22, 2015 RIP Straya. I think I'm now used to a death each update. To me, THE FUTURE is probably going to be the next victim. 4x weakness to rock, weakness to most of the strong types, in a game where attacks are randomized? Yeah... THE FUTURE's longevity is looking grim this pt is great omg Thanks Woo I'm a Mewtwo slayer! That's gotta count for something considering this is Gen 1 Pokemon and not Smash Bros, right? Yeah! Mewtwo was objectively the best Pokémon in the first generation [spoiler=the unthinkable happened] First off, I changed Mothim's name to Visionary. I think it just looks better? Earthquake is such a good move fat piece o' shi- Good moveset, too After grinding it a bit I decided to box it. Need that backup in case things go AWOL also HOLY SHIT SOMETHING CAN LEARN CUT HE CAN SEE THE FUTURE Move out of the way! Legendary kill count: 32 These things really aren't that bad Let me, uh, unbore you, baby. Yeah Smooth I'm not having fun 33 LI'L REFA okay lmao holy shit this sprite 34 i am glad i met this thing shut youer bitch ass mouth and gimme the badge you broad garbage LIKE THIS PUZZLE years later lt. surge is actual trash for using this against me Doofina is now part HARD BODY 35 I do! Bulkhead because both him and Rhyperior have wrecking balls 36 Look at its moveset It needed something this grind was so annoying Be a saint! Be the salt of the Earth, and be dangerous! 37 I could of... ]: da fuq THIS THING COULD BE MY POWER PLANT CATCH I am armed and ready! NO Real men don't play with species clause on Come at me, PETA some loot Such an odd place to find a set of teeth... well this nuzlocke went swimmingly, didn't it? There is literally a Transformers gif for everything It had to be done. Dude won't learn Earthquake So, like, are Tonton and I the only trainers who actually defeat the Gym Leaders? 39 Doofina is a legendary slayer today! My father's left testicle KOGA IS A THREAT welp This fight caught me off-guard the HARD BODY badge koga you piece of shit HOO you stole my joke you fucktard Calm down, Ryu The person who created the randomized warns that picking one of these can cause serious effects to the game. So,unfortunately, I can't pick one ... No one died?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintales Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 (edited) Bulkhead noooooes He was supposed to be the PRETTIEST Rhyperior ever! :-( Edit : You should consider adding "the new recruit" to the poll. Edited August 22, 2015 by Nintales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanoir Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 (edited) Bulkhead noooooesHe was supposed to be the PRETTIEST Rhyperior ever! :-(Edit : You should consider adding "the new recruit" to the poll. Not being able to use Earthquake isn't that terrible. Edited August 22, 2015 by Tamanoir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted August 23, 2015 Author Share Posted August 23, 2015 (edited) Clarification, since I did get out-of-thread messages asking me this: did Bulkhead/Rhyhorn die? No, he did not. Same with Battletoad/Toxicroak. I stored them so that they wouldn't die; I plan on having six able Pokémon when/if I get to the Elite 4 Not being able to use Earthquake isn't that terrible. Bonemerang and Earthquake do the same damage overall, and share the same PP; but they do have differences: Bonemerang: 50 base attack, hits twice, 90% accuracy. Suitable for breaking Substitutes Earthquake: 100 base attack As a move, I prefer Earthquake. But Bonemerang is an acceptable alternative [spoiler=this randomizer is unrelenting] Did... did my character just talk? Um... I got lost? Literally the first two 'mons I fight. This episode is going to go fantastic~! Legendary kill count: 41 time to unlock shit 42 REFA It's been a while, AG Pokémon 43 Shhhh! Don't make me look suspicious! With no waterfalls being present in RBY, as well as Surf being stronger, this move is pointless 44 The good loot! The ROCKET BROTHERS These guys were cool I said yes to the guy back in Nugget Bridge! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2gziC0Jo6I 46 wow spoilers 47 I just realised: these guys have udders coming out of their asses nice this bitch be a cool bitch 50 Geez, we've killed a lot of legends Grinding https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKuS5I24Mhw 5 turns, 5 confirmed kills Doofina, you're doing God's work really "I shall multiply my days as the phoenix" real talk tho you're just gonna be fodder in order to get a safe switch in BOSS ROCKET Stop using my 'mons, Boss ;_; GEE THANKS Your time will come In Saffron Gym NOOOOOOOOOO Legendary kill count: 51 Man, PIMP was shaping up to be good, too. Water-types are generally quite bulky, and your Special was high enough to dent stuff. This is a shame Your time is now! YOU FOOL, YOU CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE (Rock Throw. Figures) Visionary hit from both sides of the spectrum like a damn truck. I wanted you to live ]: To me, THE FUTURE is probably going to be the next victim. 4x weakness to rock, weakness to most of the strong types, in a game where attacks are randomized? You weren't far off! DON'T DO THIS TO ME oh christ she has threats hue larry why ok we are not doing this not even mad oh shit THUNDERCAT KILLS ALL This... could be useful? I dunno, 40 base attack is pretty bad. It heals though well done Battletoad and Bulkhead get brought out! Traversing through Rock Tunnel a third time I ran into a trainer. So, uh... 52 of course you'd have a fucking water-type move I'd be lying if I said I wasn't hoping for this YOU WERE DESTINED, MATE That's... a big list of casualties The remnants of the Dream Team Edited August 23, 2015 by DodgeDusk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanoir Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 (edited) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c4hnA8jXwo This is starting to become the official theme song of this LP. ...Too soon ? Edited August 23, 2015 by Tamanoir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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