screenshot Phobia plays Akaneia series- issa done forever

[phobia]

fuckin whoops

the more and more I put off this game, the more and more i realize that i REALLY dont like shadow dragon.

and I finally am going to say that I give up on this LP. i dont want to do it and it's been so long that i have no motivation to do it.

sorry guys.

[spoiler=dont hate me]

april fucking fools i'm actually going to get off my ass and beat it lol

this chapter is pretty pathetic

I quickly have wendell turn castor into a tank and let him give those bishops the dick

There's another fucking warp in this game?

OH GOD, WHAT WILL I DO NOW

it really is too bad that I have less than 300 gold to my name, i could really use a couple of special weapons

samson is actually garbage

the trade train

astram got the wyrm and killed the manakete btw

whoops, vyland got swarmed from a mile away

time to restart

how many salad jokes have i made? how many julius jokes have i made?

ROGER THAT

uh, lettuce kill some dragons!

i dont wanna risk it, let's call in Maria

meanwhile vyland is just trashing cavs left and right

SO MANY CHESTS YOU'D THINK IT WAS A STRIP CLUB

just to reiterate, this chapter is pathetic.

Castor: *defies*

grrf!

they call me caesar cause i be dressin

Fuck you, Vyland.

after grinding on maria for a while and grabbing all the chests, i take the throne like this is a shitty Easy Seize castle from fates

FIND OUT NEXT TIME

[Knight Falchion]

Wowie, April Fools came early this year!

but normal mode shadow dragon ain't fooling anyone, it's too dumb for that

[lonelyVoxel]

If only I had the same gumption for my LP

[phobia]

time to pick up the infamous est, who happens to not be baller as fuck in shadow dragon

she's still good though, i'll be feeding her kills until the cows come home and she will probably be my best unit lol

[spoiler=chapter 18]

I forgot I had this thing

and these things

It must be. I mean, it can't be anything else!

Another chapter with a very big map and no enemies to fill it, seems to be an awful trend with this game

Now that Vyland has caught up in levels he's proving to be very useful simply because Lances are broke as shit in this game

Swords on the other hand, suck.

swear to god though, caesar always crits

now that's an animation.

staves that have infinite range are dumb

why do they even try?

GOTTA GO FAST

alright you guys, wendell is slightly above mediocre

castor is shown here gaining something besides strength, what a sight to behold

the MAG gain! speed! skill!

this is not a maria level!

i just felt like doing this

hey it's the cutest of the pegasus knights

i'll skip ahead a couple turns where vyland got smoked by a surprise ridersbane and i reset to the map save i made earlier

Caesar is turning out to be an okay unit, if not lacking in strength a bit

the prepromotes in this game, man.

this half of the chapter consists of me throwing units out into the open because why not

how good is ridersbane, really

UNLUCKY

guys she's about to tie midia in strength, est is the best unit in the game /s

I just realized I'm going to have 3 heroes, but I really dont care since samson is basically just a silver axe

Rapier still the best weapon

did i not screencap her promotion? whoops

I mean, does it matter at this point

fucking wendell has more strength than midia

these wimp-ass bosses are tilting me, man

fucking gandalf cant even be strong, smh

[phobia]

I don't know what Fane means, but I do love Ramen.

[spoiler=cheeky chiki]

A full deployment!

Wow, they did not make her cute in the bottom screen.

18 health?! WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

For some reason I was playing with a really low framerate so some of these screenshots are off

Est is seriously only allowed because of how late she joins at lv 1

Castor still looks just as sad about this level as I am

jesus fuck, that's a lot of cash

ah, this sphere bullcrap

Meh, still better than Midia

why not?

Wow, such growth, many stat (is it 2015 in here?)

wow, such est, many not worth the effort

WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Go, salad man!

i savestated before this, but i didnt need it

Aw :(

yeah bitch jeez

[Moblin Major General]

Chapter 24x as usual, I see?

[lonelyVoxel]

Y so kill tho

[phobia]

what, did i do something wrong? i dont care enough about this game to do things correctly

[Moblin Major General]

Had you deployed Bantu, you would've gotten Tiki. Even though you basically have Falchion, you'll still be taken to CH. 24x because you get to recruit Nagi because Tiki is dead.

[phobia]

i cant use either of them anyway so ohhh well

[phobia]

have been scrambling to catch up on schoolwork before finals, more will come soon i promise for reals pls trust me

[phobia]

Semester is over guys, just handing in a paper on Monday and then attending class Tuesday.
I'm off for the summer.
You can probably guess the rest.

[spoiler=aaaaand we're back!]

Just taking some precautions before I enter this ballistic shitshow.

awgeeez,

gotta preserve that ridersbane

"Marth, I..."

good start right off the bat, marth tanked two generals

'ATTA BOY, VYLAND!

'ATTA GIRL

I think I was killing charging paladins at this point but whoooOOOOO hero time!

Roger continues to be top tier

as does Est

0/10, Mag up but not luck, what a fucking joke of a promotion. refund pls

That clearly didnt hit him!

astram gets the short end of the stick due to being a prepromo but he's not that bad, esp compared to samson

literally better than this paladin gg

is this good or not, i can't tell

"yes, marth, i can hear you literally from the other side of a mountain"

too bad she's not lena, that rapier up there could use a hammernin

oh, there's the hammerne

alright lads time to pick up Lorenz

he's lackluster now, idk what's up

will be using roger unironically in every subsequent playthrough

yeesh, camus can poke the fuck out of roger

alright, so I can't reach the save point so i just cross my fingers

geeeeeeeet dunked on

I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR SAPPY BACKSTORY I'LL SEE YOU LATER SCRUBBER

eyyy, more health than any 20/20 unit in fates

cmere you badass motherfucker

cya later boss

[Moblin Major General]

We are gathered here today in loving memory of Sabus the Camel.

[TheMoniker]

When I first played Shadow Dragon I didn't know the general boss was recruitable, I just thought he was there to back up Camus... he didn't make it out alive.

[phobia]

I used Lorenz unironically on my first shadow dragon playthrough

[lonelyVoxel]

I used everyone unironically on my first Shadow Dragon playthrough because literally everyone but Marth, Caeda, and Beck died

[Knight Falchion]

Me too, Forceman. Me too.

[phobia]

five twenty blaze it

I started playing FE4 again.
And Radiant Dawn.

And FE6. And Revelation. And Path of Radiance.

And this. Y'know, all at once.

[spoiler=Fire Emblem: Awakening]

this is primetime chapter design.

also primetime strats throw roger at things and watch them blow up GO

alternatively, throw Caesar at things and watch him conquer enemies like Gaul

here comes the booom

I hope his promotion bonuses are just HP and luck.

I think I've already killed half of the enemies, this is like turn 2

Pegasus is a pretty cool guy

eh makes the same joke 50 times in one let's play and doesnt afraid of anything

Seriously how many times have I repeated jokes? this game is ruining my sense of humor

so Vyland stabs a dragon in the wing, and then the guy dies

fe logic

another pathetic boss for this pathetic easy mode

heyyy, that's pretty heyyy

act like a pebble get skipped like a pebble?

you know what, i'm glad I gave him the experience he needed to reach level 20 instead of giving it to someone who would actually get a single stat up from leveling one extra time.

really glad, guys. I'm using Jeigan next time.

LTC strats without warp?

Edited May 20, 2016 by phobia

[phobia]

look what came up on shuffle right after i beat this chapter

this is just getting ridiculous.

First thing's first.

This dude's collar is fucking popped

I almost would rather have the spheres, but oh well.

Wendell :D

This is how I'm gonna do this.

He's so lucky, wtf

oh boy, can ya?

Est wants that shield boi, 1v1 me

I was hoping she'd get some speed for fighting Gharnef but whatever

Rip a bitch

lucky thwomp is lucky

She just hit D magic, check out this fucking strat

BOOM, STARLIGHT

Yeah why not

Next, that gharnef bitch.

THERE HE IS LADS

kind of a pathetic enemy actually

it's time!

[Moblin Major General]

Make sure you check the stats of all 3 Gharnefs, because you won't know which one is real until you get into combat with them.

[phobia]

Is there a difference in stats? I just went by whoever talked when I attacked

[spoiler=anotha one]

Poifect

Step one get this kid outta here

I think we all know who the MVP is

Swarm is so scary, like wtf what if you were just walking up some stairs and a thousand beetles just ate your skin

THAT'S THE ONE BOYS

it's whatever at this point i can solo game with gradivus

die biiiittch

i just want to point out something funny about Res, vyland has 6 and that was his promotion bonus lol

Dude, what did you expect, really?

Are there any classes in this game that actually use both magic and strength? i cant think of any off the top of my head, guess it matters as far as reclassing goes though

thx

Who needs this shit

So this is where I stopped using my brain, because right here i was like "Oh, I need to kill the other Gharnefs with Starlight as well, my damage is displayed zero!"

Fortify is brrooooooken

get out of here bitch

every stat i wanted

Wendell is a true legend, guys

again I will repeat i wasnt using my brain, at fucking all, "Huh, this Gharnef lost some health before Maria got there, must just be how the fake ones work"

I'm so stupid, but whatever

Also i missed the level up I think that's what that second one is for

if bows werent so strong he'd be garbage

anddddddd we're done

that's what you think!

[lonelyVoxel]

[spoiler=anotha one]

that's what you think!

[Merc Ee]

TWO IN A ROW?!

WHAT

THE

FUCK?!

[phobia]

Title of this video is "Dramatic Squirrel"

Actual video is called "Dramatic Chipmunk"

Actual animal is a dramatic prairie-dog

I'm not sure where this is going.

TWO IN A ROW?!

WHAT

THE

FUCK?!

I have a lot of time on my hands actually, I probably could've done this in the first 2 weeks but I keep forgetting or procrastinating because I'm awful-- it's been 9 months and I'm still not even done with FE11. That said, I plan to finish FE11 today and probably start FE12, finishing it by the end of June or July at the latest because I like that game a hell of a lot more and I think it's a hell of a lot better, and I'll be playing on a harder difficulty so I don't have to use these bullshit units. I'll think of something though. Maybe everybody I use has to be reclassed?

[spoiler=a-three]

crunch!

These albums get smaller and smaller...

She won't get to level 20 anyway, so I promoted her at 15 so she could speed this chapter up

Them promotion losses tho?

Like literally 10 tiles away dude

I wasn't joking.

Who is this guy again? I haven't paid attention to Shadow Dragon's story in like 5 years...

uh, whoops *reloads*

ok there we go

This is the easiest chapter to one-turn but I didn't wanna bother.

Needed some of them sweet Dracoknight levelups.

more levelup dumping, it's just me waiting for the thief to get to the shrine at this point

give me that staff, beeyotch

whatever man, here comes the endgame

[phobia]

Wherever could Medeus be?

Oh I found him.

[spoiler=endgame]

First of all, fuck you Jagen.

THE SCURVIEST OF PIRATES LIVES!

THE TALE OF DARROS DOES NOT END SO SOON, FOLKS!

YAAARRR!

THE POWER OF THE PIRATE

Okay so on a serious note I actually love how this chapter is designed, it's like a vertical spike in difficulty from the other chapters and that's how an endgame should be (see: radiant dawn, conquest)

But then again it is just killing enemies left and right.

Somewhere around halfway through the game I stopped using Marth because I didn't want to waste EXP cause he only had 30 levels and would ram quickly, but it seems like that wasn't the case

So I thought I was generous with the screenshots I took but it looks like I again only did level ups, lol. Maria and Gotoh are spamming Fortify as I Geosphere the entire planet.

Est and Lorenz are on the right side of the map and Est is making her way down to the south wall to block the reinforcements that are coming soon

Darros and Rickard are sitting in the top left because they'll get dunked by ballista otherwise

Maria and Caesar are fighting off manaketes and ballista, caesar is making his way to the throne, so is Castor/Marth/Vyland/Roger

I'm really bad at screenshots. Jesus.

Last Geosphere boi. I should've tried to do this all in one turn and benched anyone who couldnt survive, the fortifies are too stronk

I had to warp caesar here because I misplaced some people and there was nothing to protect them

I like Caesar. he's no oguma but he's a pretty good creamy dressing.

Now it's just a matter of clearing the way so I can take out Medeus in one turn

turns out gotoh's fortify was a lifesaver btw

Great moves, keep it up

Classic Est

So goooood

Alright, I'm at the throne room entrance. Time to beat this thing.

side note, I map saved and went to fight medeus but he smashed marth after marth missed an ~85 hit

That would've added like 15 worthless pictures so i removed them

I guess it doesn't matter at this point.

Will he get to 30?

RETTSU DANSU

Spoiler alert medeus dies

Hope this douche doesnt attack first, or marth will probably die

yeah yeah maria we get it now back up

Eek marth missed

sniped a hero reinforcement to get the last non-marth level up of the game.

This is it. Our final battle.
You're one of us now, Marth?

MINNA, MITEITE KURE!

get dansu'd on

His portrait makes him look so disinterested

"Ah whatever. Been there, done that."

hint hint Mystery of the Emblem

:|: rah.

and then in true fire emblem fashion he pixelates outta there

only level 29, feelsbadman

and that's it folks, it only took me the better part of a year!

thx to everyone who is still here, I'm gonna go on to FE12 in this same thread so stay tuned m'boys and m'ladies

Edited May 29, 2016 by phobia