Garnef Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 (edited) I'm very sleepy tonight. Time to go full weeb. http://www.lovecalculator.com/ Harem jokes. EDIT: took off the joke topic specification. Causes more trouble than it solves. Edited September 13, 2015 by Nexas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Everyone dislikes me. This calculator is rigged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Geek Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Geek Tamamo 57 % Damn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renne Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Which waifu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alm Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 rip me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitz Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Which waifu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 (edited) was gonna put this into a spoiler tag but this thread doesn't deserve it edit: what the fuck who said you needed to add the disclaimer that this is a joke topic Edited September 13, 2015 by Euklyd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Druid Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnef Posted September 13, 2015 Author Share Posted September 13, 2015 edit: what the fuck who said you needed to add the disclaimer that this is a joke topic Intuition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Funniest Valentine Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 um wow i don't think dr. love is a real doctor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm gay dabadeedabada Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 >having a husbando/waifu wow, terrible >having more than one husbando/waifu you are the scum of the earth and i hope you get sentenced to doing tedious arithmetic work 24/7 for the rest of your life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 (edited) Is a joke disclaimer even needed in FftF? Edited September 13, 2015 by Glaceon Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnef Posted September 13, 2015 Author Share Posted September 13, 2015 >having more than one husbando/waifu you are the scum of the earth and i hope you get sentenced to doing tedious arithmetic work 24/7 for the rest of your life What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Chalphy army, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Thracia, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in swordplay and I’m the top healer in the entire Leonstar armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Arden. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this continent, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Jugdral and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my staff. Not only am I extensively trained in stave combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Leonstar Lance Rider Forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renne Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 >having more than one husbando/waifu you are the scum of the earth and i hope you get sentenced to doing tedious arithmetic work 24/7 for the rest of your life Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 why you gotta be like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErrantDShepherd Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 (edited) ...this love calculator. Totes legit. :\ real names of me and significant other come in at 13%, nicknames as 26%, screen names as 75%... Wtf? Wondering what the calculation is based on... Or if just completely random. (well, more random than a random bs Internet love calculator already is) o_0 why you gotta be like that "True Love starts with learning to love yourself", Specta. :0*hands Specta some Barry White* You know what to do... ;) ...Go to a music festival! Treat yourself! just you know, go at your own pace on your first date, don't do anything you wouldn't want to do to you, to you... You know? ...oh shit, Specta is a female. :0 Sorry... Realized that joke came off really kinda like lite harrassment when I saw I had incorrectly assumed male gender. :( Apologies. Edited September 14, 2015 by TheErrantShepherd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 You stole my idea speccy but anyway have this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 I'll make it work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm gay dabadeedabada Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 ...this love calculator. Totes legit. :\ Wondering what the calculation is based on... Or if just completely random. (well, more random than a random bs Internet love calculator already is) o_0 Amount of letters L, O, V, E in the names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 I did it by the actual-pen-and-paper-love-calculator-name-thing-you-do-in-middle-school method I know and fyi I got 80% with myself that way proof my method is much more accurate?? yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapier Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 0 Because my waifu doesn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 0 Because my waifu doesn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm gay dabadeedabada Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 owned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitz Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 was gonna put this into a spoiler tag but this thread doesn't deserve it edit: what the fuck who said you needed to add the disclaimer that this is a joke topic LMAO I am dying laughing here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interest Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Can't really call her my waifu, so no calculating for me I guess. Instead, have this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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