Dragoncat Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Ask the chupacabra for a ride. The proper way to freak the cashier out at a store is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 to proceed as one normally would, but with an incredibly large, creepy smile on your face the entire time. The proper way to play the piano is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alistair Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 ...with your feet. The proper way to procrastinate is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Sit on a beanbag chair naked eating cheetos. The proper way to survive a hurricane is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
property of nuvelle Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 take a 30 min bath and just don't think about it. The proper way to befriend a cellmate (assuming you're in prison) is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 (edited) To ask them on a date The proper way to grind in Fire Emblem is... Edited September 13, 2017 by DisobeyedCargo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackc2 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Have Fredrick deal with it. The proper way to finish a duel is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadJak91 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 ...EXPELLIARMUS!! *whooosh* The proper way to skip classes is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Ask the teacher for permission beforehand. The proper way to walk a dog is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
property of nuvelle Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 9 hours ago, Rex Glacies said: Ask the teacher for permission beforehand. The proper way to walk a dog is... to hold their hand with a firm grasp. The proper way to open a pickle jar is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackc2 Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Place it very gently on the ground then hit it with a hammer. The proper way to steal a cookie is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BakanGin Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 By making an army of ants to take all the cookies. The  proper way to shout mondo is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IEatLasers Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 With a heavy accent the proper way to wash up is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadJak91 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 ...buying plastic tableware and then throwing it out. Yeah. The proper way to buy illegal substances is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackc2 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 ... spending your whole life in office and change the laws to make them legal, then steal some. The proper way to take a nap is... Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 ... to find a parade and try to sleep there. The proper way to chew gum is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 To keep adding more pieces every time the gum loses flavor until it's like you're chewing a sticky, soggy sock. The proper way to rebel against a corrupt government is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 ... through defenestration. The proper way to sabotage a German Stalag is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 By knowing what a Stalag is, which I don't Create a diversion involving kitlers, aka cats that look like Hitler. The proper way to buy Christmas presents is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackc2 Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 ...Santa will deal with that you don't have to worry. The proper way to welcome Santa is to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Start a fire in the fireplace the proper way to drink water is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 ... add a bunch of salt and then drink it. The proper way to think is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 ... not to think at all. The proper way to be Schrodinger's cat is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 ...to be be a cat, belonging to someone called Schrodinger, and simultaneously be a cat that does not belong to Schrodinger. The proper way to address a lady is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Find where she lives and send her letters (What? It's addressing her.) The proper way to be a troll is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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