Stephen the Great Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 ... calling the Inquisition. Nobody expects it, least of all your significant other. What does "go commit die" mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 Exactly that. How old is Donald Trump? And when they say “Age brings wisdom,” what happened there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 There is a lot of posting in the wrong topic going on here. The proper way to run for president is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Dragoncat said: There is a lot of posting in the wrong topic going on here. The proper way to run for president is... Oops sorry The proper way to run for President is to first become a reality tv star! It works (somehow) The proper way to beat a Zelda game while drunk as fuck is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 To play the rest of the game while sober. The proper way transform someone into a bear is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 Ask a witch to "change your fate". The proper way to arm wrestle is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 to distract your opponent, then try to lean your body weight into it. The proper way to cook asparagus is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 With a flamethrower. The proper way to get hyped for a massive update is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Run around naked screaming about said update. The proper way to sneeze is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 by trying to get it all over a girl. The proper way to break your friend’s favorite game console (without them knowing) is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 ... to do it when they're right next to you. Trust me, they'll never know. The proper way to ragequit is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Throw the console out the window. The proper way to get your friend a date is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 ... to take them out on a date yourself, of course! The lonely soul will never have another one! This was the dumbest thing I ever wrote. I apologize for that. The proper way to piss off the FE community is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 ... saying that Fire Emblem is just anime fantasy Total War. The proper way to piss off a mathematician is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Asking him/her about Literature. The proper way to to binge watch a tv series is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 To look up the plot summary online. The proper way to do the hokey pokey is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Have two left feet and not do it right, and have your opponent someone who can cut a rug with such grace that you lose the contest for the empress' hand in marriage. Yeah, you're a suitor in a royal court and you have just failed, but don't worry, there are plenty of birds in the sky. Fanfic reference ahoy! The proper way to play basketball is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 to steal the ball and run away. The proper way to see a girl naked without even dating her is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 The internet. To get a time machine, go back to the medieval ages, and marry her to strengthen the alliance. The proper way to understand a time travel plot is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazecap2212 Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 don't think about it too hard The best way to eat is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 to eat one Cheerio every ten minutes throughout the day. The proper way to deal with Serra’s (FE7) annoyingness is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Duct tape. The proper way to adopt a cat is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 feed it constantly til it never leaves you alone. The proper way to have a blowout (and I don't mean your car's front tire) is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 get a candle. The proper way to steal all of Kylie Jenner’s money is.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 ... to plot world domination, then start a rumour that only she can stop you so she comes to your house. You capture her, take her wallet and let her go afterwards with airhorns blaring in the background and a giant "PSYCH!" sign descending from the ceiling. Wtf did I just write? The best way to get rid of a song that's stuck in your head is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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