Dragoncat Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 By giving them lemon cake when they asked for chocolate. The proper way to annoy people is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 you’re doing it right now! (jk) The proper way to beat a Spyro game without collecting a single gem is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 Use a cheating device to skip directly to the final boss. The proper way to ration spirit nuggets is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 to use a spirit counter. The proper way to play frog baseball is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Use frogs as the balls. The proper way to act your age is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Act your shoe size instead. The proper way to play golf is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 (edited) Relax and breathe through your ass when making your strokes. The proper way to deep-fry a turkey is... Edited November 29, 2018 by Karimlan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 in lava. The proper way to steal Christmas is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 To try, but then realize Christmas isn't about the commercial stuff. And carve the roast beast. The proper way to become a mermaid is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 To have a fish eat you, but only halfway. Now you technically have a tail and part of you can breathe underwater. The proper way to evade taxes is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Either get a competent accountant friend of yours royally drunk, or change your last name to Madoff. The proper way to perform surgery using a hammer is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Castration To break every bone in the patients body so they come back stronger. Â The proper way to explain the plot of a Metal Gear game is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Get a two-way radio set (walkie-talkies will do, in a pinch). Give one to the, ahem, explainee, and keep the other. Whisper and grunt into the mouthpiece while you "explain." Keep on going. Keep on going. Keep on going. Throw the radioes away, and throw your hands in the air. The proper way to commit regicide is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 by hiring a desperate homeless person as an assassin. The proper way to eat a lot of cookies without getting sick is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 by eating a lot of cookies. The proper way to eat just one Lays potato chip is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 go to the market, wait until there’s just you and someone that works there watching you, open a bag, eat a chip, then stop and wait to see what the worker says. The proper way to find cryptic messages in your Alphabits is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Be drunk. The proper way to buy a horse is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 To always choose the one nearest to the stable door. The proper way to screw up heating a MRE (Meal, Ready-to-Eat) is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Leave it in the oven as long as you would the Thanksgiving turkey. The proper way to cosplay is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Dress as plainly as possible and make up the anime you're cosplaying for so you can be the cool kid even if you don't win first place. The proper way to find your ancient alien ancestors is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 ... not to bother, because either CNN or Breitbart told you about them. The proper way to go commit not feeling so good is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 to get drunk on Christmas Day and try to spend it by yourself. The proper way to sleep with a hot teacher in high school is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 The FBI saw that and is sending troops to your location... The proper way to romhack is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 ...To realize you could create your own game from scratch and make a profit off of it. The proper way to understand copyright law is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 With the Spanish word for soup. The proper way to act in Brazil is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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