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To have a fish eat you, but only halfway. Now you technically have a tail and part of you can breathe underwater.

The proper way to evade taxes is...

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Either get a competent accountant friend of yours royally drunk, or change your last name to Madoff.

The proper way to perform surgery using a hammer is...

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Castration

To break every bone in the patients body so they come back stronger.

 

The proper way to explain the plot of a Metal Gear game is...

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  1. Get a two-way radio set (walkie-talkies will do, in a pinch). Give one to the, ahem, explainee, and keep the other.
  2. Whisper and grunt into the mouthpiece while you "explain."
  3. Keep on going.
  4. Keep on going.
  5. Keep on going.
  6. Throw the radioes away, and throw your hands in the air.

The proper way to commit regicide is...

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go to the market, wait until there’s just you and someone that works there watching you, open a bag, eat a chip, then stop and wait to see what the worker says.

The proper way to find cryptic messages in your Alphabits is...

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...To realize you could create your own game from scratch and make a profit off of it.

The proper way to understand copyright law is...

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