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Tickle it while waving an oat bag in its face.

The proper way to make an arm band out of a huge strip of leather and a bunch of 6-inch concrete nails is...

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To use the nails to give the leather armband spikes. And to wear it permanently.

The proper way to make a Gauss rifle is...

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Ooh! I know this one! Kiss them after they lick their booty hole.

What is the proper way to get Santa down your chimney?

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Suddenly, I heard a knock on the door, and then remembered that the chimney in the room was just decor.

The proper way to successfully say "NO!" dramatically is...

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Wear a pink tutu dress and blasting My Heart Will Go On while tying up dictators and violent criminals with their own intestines.

The proper way to use holy water is...

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To dip your water arrows in it, and then shoot them at zombies, causing them to explode.

The proper way to win a game of bingo is...

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