Dragoncat Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Repeat it for ten hours. The proper way to locate your friend in a crowd is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 ... yell something only they would recognize. The proper way to headdesk is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 To split the table in half and crack your skull while doing so. The proper way to survive jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Turn into a dragon and fly. The proper way to work at McDonalds is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 ... to be like Squidward. The proper way to avoid listening to your least favorite music genre is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 To shoot the other persons radio with an RPG. And maybe go deaf from the resulting explosion. The proper way to pilot a mech is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 (edited) ... to call its name, fight another, weaker mech, then realize you don't have a weapon specifically made for your mech, then get beaten down by your best friend/boyfriend, who had his mech for at least three years while you had yours for about five minutes, who turned out to be the leader of a terrorist organization and actually the guy you'll be hunting down for the entirety of the next game, like another anime already did, and it's part of an already quite messy plot where you and your friends have to get your asses saved from anything and everything through increasingly aggravating Deus Ex Machina moments. Wait, I feel like I went off topic for a moment there. *cough* Anyway... The proper way to eat nails is... Edited June 11, 2019 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 A. To swallow the metal kind. Or B. Tear them off of your fingers. The proper way to type quickly is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 Train a monkey to do it for you. The proper way to ride a horse is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 Backwards. Or upside down. Your choice. The proper way to get on people's nerves is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 To remove the skin and muscle. The proper way to watch a superhero fight is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Throw in raw meat to encourage more violence. The proper way to annoy the school principal is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 ... to hijack the intercom, and proceed call him to his own office whenever he tries to leave. The proper way to be a second-rate jerk is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 To copy a first-rate jerk and avoid all of the character development they go through towards becoming a better person. The proper way to track character development is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 ... to look at anything that changes about the character in the story and claim it doesn't make sense. ... Wait. The proper way to buy milk is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Tell the cashier not to put it in the bag just leave it in the jug. The proper way to act like an adult at Home Depot is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 To pretend you're in a Jackie Chan movie and improvise with all the items laying around. The proper way to escape from a burning building is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhoop Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Pretend you're immune to fire damage and waltz out the building. The proper way to do flip a pancake is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 The proper way to eat toast is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 ... with cheese and ham. The proper way to reference memes is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 To only bring up the ones you made that are about a niche book/movie/videogame. Bonus points if it's a joke that only you have actually made about the media in question. The proper way to respond to a cow saying "Moo, I say!" is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 ... to say "So what? It's not like you should care about such drivel." *The cow will be eternally confused, though, so you might want to use this with caution. That reminds me about an incredibly dumb joke. Two cows meet. One says "Moo". The other responds with "Bah". The first: "Don't change the subject!" The proper way to do what other people tell you on an internet forum is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 To not to, because most of those requests are either weird, have a high chance of causing death or serious injury, or both. The proper way to recover from being kicked in the groin is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Ice pack in the pants. The proper way to be in a park naked without getting the police called is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 To be the only human left alive in the world. Or be Adam or Eve, and be responsible for introducing sin into the world and cursing the entire universe. The proper way to use the bag of kidnapping trope is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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