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... to make it so the person doing the kidnapping has some kind of super strength. Or do it in a comedy setting where common sense flies out the window for the sake of fun.

The proper way to not be creepy on the internet is...

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Don't ask anyone for nudes, ask them for photos of themselves wearing the most ridiculous outfit you can think of like a t shirt, shorts, socks, and crocs.

The proper way to rewrite an ancient warlord's speech so it's appropriate for elementary schoolers is...

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To say it in the original language. You may have unintentionally taught them foreign swear words and other naughty things, but until they take a language class they'll be none the wiser.

The proper way to respond to a character dying in the Oregon Trail a literal day away from the end is...

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23 hours ago, Hawkwing said:

To say it in the original language. You may have unintentionally taught them foreign swear words and other naughty things, but until they take a language class they'll be none the wiser.

The proper way to respond to a character dying in the Oregon Trail a literal day away from the end is...

To use the Aum staff before you get the rest of the way.

The proper way to photograph a 50 foot snake in the Congo that is about to strike is...

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To wake up at the right time to deal with a dog and/or raider attack, and then not have enough energy to scavenge for supplies during the day.

The proper way to make a Neo Scavenger reference is...

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To do so anyway because of cultural differences that neither side knew about.

The proper way to solve the mystery of a show, book, etc. before the main characters do is...

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... to read the page/watch the scene/episode where the mystery gets solved first, then go back and blame the characters for not being able to see the "obvious".

The proper way to tell a joke is...

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Be male, or have functioning male reproductive organs, and...well whatever floats your boat, you have a carpeted floor fetish, you do you. There is much worse.

The proper way to mail your sibling a potato is...

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... to write "Dear Sibling" and another secret message, then cast a spell on the paper to create a pocket dimension. Place a fully baked potato inside that pocket dimension and close it off. Don't forget to install a spring trap that activates once the letter is opened. Then, mail the letter to your sibling, who will open it, activating the spring trap, upon which the pocket dimension will open and throw the potato right into your sibling's face.
The secret message will then reveal itself to be "You got mashed BY potatoes!" I won't apologize for that pun!

12 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

Be male, or have functioning male reproductive organs, and...well whatever floats your boat, you have a carpeted floor fetish, you do you. There is much worse.

wat? XD

The proper way to piss off a sizeable number of people on the internet is...

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2 hours ago, DragonFlames said:

wat? XD

"Fertilize". What can that mean? xD

2 hours ago, DragonFlames said:

The proper way to piss off a sizeable number of people on the internet is...

Be an anti vaxxer, you'll also piss off a sizeable number of people off the internet.

The proper way to use library computers is...

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... to yell at them really loudly when they are too slow.

3 minutes ago, Dragoncat said:

"Fertilize". What can that mean? xD

I know what it means, I just didn't expect that to be the continuation. XD

The proper way to utilize euphemisms is...

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To stab a lightning rod into them and wait for a storm.

The proper way to tell whether story of something is good or bad is...

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If it makes you cry because a character died it's good. If it makes you laugh because a character (heroes side) died it's bad. You are allowed to laugh at villain deaths.

The proper way to shitpost is...

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... to post something completely nonsensical that it turns right back around and makes people question if you meant anything by posting it. When they realize that you did it for the lulz, people will (hopefully) laugh.
In the context of this Forum Game, all you have to do is offer the most outlandish finish to the above poster's thing. Take this for example:
My original post:

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The proper way to grill cookies is...

Hawkwing's follow-up:

On 7/20/2019 at 5:14 AM, Hawkwing said:

To stab a lightning rod into them and wait for a storm.

Another example:
Original post, courtesy of TheGoodHoms:

On 7/15/2019 at 7:59 PM, TheGoodHoms said:

The proper way to build a house is...

My response was to post a picture of an upside down house, which obviously ISN'T the proper way to build a house, but (hopefully) put a smile on people's faces anyway.
I think these examples would constitute shitposting.
*Pretentious Self-Proclaimed "Educator" Mode off*

The proper way to react to notifications that people quoted and/or mentioned you in this forum is...

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... to click on it, read the response carefully, then create an elaborate response to that response in another quote to make yourself look smarter and level-headed to trick yourself into thinking you're having an intelligent discussion when really your just writing runoff sentences about complete nonsense like hidden the meaning of a Fire Emblem character's personality quirk, the plausibility of a fictional comic book superpower or sci-fi phenomenon in real life, last week's episode of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, or how the Myers Briggs test secretly contains information on the location of the Illuminati's base of operations.

The proper way to spend your time at a geek convention is...

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Cosplay and act in character. If you're a character from a medieval world act like you don't understand any modern tech, for example.

The proper way to hype a remake of a beloved retro game is...

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