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To dig straight down with a wooden pickaxe.

The proper way to 100% complete a game without a walkthrough is...

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To pick a game with just about no content... like an online flashgame off newgrounds, and just play it until you've done everything. Easy. What do you mean you wanted to complete a game with actual content without a walkthrough?

The proper way to dismantle your armchair is....

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3 minutes ago, DragonFlames said:

... to ask me for advice on how to do things properly and then following that advice.

The proper way to stalk someone is...

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... to be present at the start of the marathon, then walk until nobody can see you anymore, and then teleport into viewing distance of the goalpost (though make sure nobody can see you reappear) and just casually walk through it. Then marvel at the people's faces as they try to figure out how exactly you won by such a large margin just by walking.

The proper way to make use of a red herring is...

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Get a rocket and hide an egg on every moon in the Solar System. One of the eggs might even have five dollars in it!

The proper way to walk into Mordor is...

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To learn how to oilbend. That way, you can bend all the oil out of the gas pumps and refuel your car for free.

The proper way to be Indiana Jones is...

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... to constantly run from boulders. Even when they are none.
Also to get plastic surgery and make yourself look like Harrison Ford. That might be important, too.

The proper way to shill your favorite game/show/movie is...

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Only wear clothes with characters from it on them, if not, be naked and paint the characters on yourself.

The proper way to clean a toilet is...

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To swallow everything and start the process of gaining resistance to toxic waste.

The proper way to talk about bread as if it were a lethal weapon is...

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