Dragoncat Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Tie a falcon to your hand and punch with it. The proper way to show up for a job interview is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 On a serious note, this is a really great, no, excellent movie. I definitely recommend watching it if you haven't already. The proper way to get into Super Smash Bros is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 by making up an Internet petition and forging signatures. The proper way to console Neimi while she’s crying is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 slap her and whine about her crying. The proper way to write a fantasy novel is to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 include nothing but sci-fi technology and aliens. The proper way to enjoy a stick figure animation is to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 to make sure nobody catches you looking at sticks. The proper way to solicit a hit girl to do nude modeling for you is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Take a picture of her in the shower. The proper way to flirt is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 To be as blunt and sincere as possible. The proper way to shave is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 With two dull rocks. The proper way to brush your teeth is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 To knock out the dirty teeth. The proper way to whistle is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randoman Posted August 27, 2018 Author Share Posted August 27, 2018 Through your nose, when your nose is runny and has just the right amount of mucus to make such a feat possible. That happens to me in real life a lot more than it should... The proper way to fish is to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 With a really long pole. The proper way to beat Donald Trump at Monopoly is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Build a wall of houses and hotels. The proper way to not have to do jury duty is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 I looked for a clip but couldn’t find it :( Do what Sarah Silverman suggests: write something offensive on the part of the jury duty form that asks “Is there any reason why you can’t be an objective juror?” I’m not sure if I can explain the whole joke without getting modded, but basically, the punchline is that she felt bad for writing “I hate ******s”, so she changed it to “I love ******s” The proper way to pick a fight with someone at a bar is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Tell them their mom's a fat bitch and their sister's a stupid bimbo. The proper way to win a your mom joke fight is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 To insult their mom duh the proper way to play games is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 To turn it into a career. The proper way to do a push-up is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Don't do pushups. Do exercises that lazy people do: diddly squats. The proper way to go Christmas caroling is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 By only going with girls that have very high pitched, annoying voices. That way, your singing doesn’t sound as bad. The proper way to get your celebrity crush to take a selfie with you is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 To photo bomb them. The proper way to choose between heads or tails when flipping a coin is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 to pick tails; the heads side of a quarter is slightly heavier, so you have a very slight advantage picking tails. The proper way to fold a fitted sheet is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Re: The weirdo. Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 solder it closed and make a bedsheet aeroplane! the proper way to discuss moral philosophy is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 With lots of name calling and yelling. The proper way to escape from prison is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 To do your time. The proper way to become a Jedi is to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Never fall in love or lust after anybody because that's against the Jedi code. #JedisAreBadassSpaceNuns The proper way to outfox a fox is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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