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To see if they show dead people on YouTube.

The proper way to marry your Fire Emblem waifu/husbando is...

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Alexa can do it. She's Dunban's wife in my headcanon/AU/ficverse. Won him over with food, and she's a military chef so of course she can come up with something. May even make it so good nobody knows it was a MRE.

Yes she was kinda named after the Amazon thing. Also Reyn's wife is Gamma and their son is Ray, gamma rays. I'm so clever.

The proper way to dispose of an old microwave is...

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Flush it down the toilet. If you cannot, then get a bigger toilet.

The proper way to suck on pacifiers is...

 

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To read it its own stories, but change every reference to Cthulhu with the name "Bob".

The proper way to talk to fish is...

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Do nothing, since the neighbors are already moving as the Earth is rotating.

The proper way to give yourself hiccups is to...

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Listen to its bark and watch its body language.

The proper way to bite your finger nails is to...

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Black mail them with fan letter in a dark envelope.

The proper way to poo in the loo is...

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Spoiler

MODEDIT: nah.

Spoilered because it's gross. You have been warned.

The proper way to teach a cat to high five is...

 

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Tickle their belly, and when they paw at your to stop, you high five their paw.

The proper way to achieve immortality is...

55 minutes ago, Dragoncat said:

Spoilered because it's gross. You have been warned.

It is not that gross. In fact, it has whet my appetite for chocolate and lemonade.

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