XRay Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 ... spend as much money as possible before you die, and then pay them back with what little you have after you die. The proper way to get grounded is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sub Zero Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 (edited) To get slammed to the ground The proper way to turn on your Xbox is Edited May 14, 2019 by ~ Yuri ~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Get your balls stuck in the disc tray. The proper way to create a viral video is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sub Zero Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 To do something really fucking retarded The proper way to become an eevee is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 (edited) Change your name to Yuri or Nym. The proper way to use a can opener is... Edited May 14, 2019 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sub Zero Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 To not use it, use your teeth! The proper way to confuse people on a forum is.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Inconsistency. The proper way to use a parachute is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Open it over your head. Or do it beneath if you want to feel a real thrill. The proper way to drive an excavator is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 To find another excavator and have a sword fight with the claws. The proper way to take those "which character are you?" tests is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Pick the answers you think your pet would pick. The proper way to draw is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 ... to attach a toothbrush to your paintbrush and use that to draw two pictures at once! 5% of the time, it works everytime! The proper way to break glass is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Scream at it. The proper way to deliver a speech to a crowd is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 In a nice envelope package through UPS with a medium flat rate box. The proper way to revive a video game franchise without having to resort to spiritual successors is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Buy the IP rights to the game and make it the game yourself. The proper way to travel is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sub Zero Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 To teleport there, but you'll have to wait through a loading screen The proper way to ruin your career is.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloom Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 To cheat on your wife. The proper way to cook ramen noodles is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 ... to put them into a plastic cup and rub it until it gets warm. Then throw the entire thing into an active volcano (pro tip: use a long line and a fishing hook, so you can get it out again), wait a few seconds, pull it back up and - ta-dah! - nicely cooked noodles! Bon appétit! The proper way to botch French spelling is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Bone ape tits. The proper way to advertise a garage sale is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 ... to market it like you're selling actual garages, then laugh as people find out you actually sell a bunch of crap you had gathering dust around the house. The proper way to disappoint someone is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 To stand up for what's right. The proper way to learn karate is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 ... to watch Karate Kid (the new one). The proper way to eat an apple is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Step 1.) obtain hold of the apple Step 2.) contract the muscles in your arm to lift the apple to your mouth (which should be open) Step 3.) gently close your mouth around the apple, increasing pressure once contact is made. You'll know you've gone far enough when your teeth have a firm hold of the apple. Step 4.) gently pull your hand and head back in opposite slightly angled directions with the vertex being close to your chin, and the angle opening up until the chunk of apple you have separated breaks free from the whole apple. Step 5.) repeat steps 2-four as needed.  The proper way to open a box is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathaco Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 To give the person you’ve trapped in there a knife so they can cut their way out. The proper way to procrastinate is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 To say "screw it!" and just get it done. The proper way to run a hospital is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 ... to have people without health insurance be relegated to the hallways until the nurse comes in to remind you that patients in the hallways will damage your hospitals reputation, then you order them to park those patients outside at the front door.Yay, SpongeBob references! The best way to make something funny annoying is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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