Dragoncat Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Itchy powder on your feet to distract you from the itchy nose. The proper way to write about life in a royal court is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twilit Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 (edited) To go back in time through the Outrealms, steal a knight’s armor, and experience it yourself. The proper way to chop fruit is... Edited May 7, 2020 by twilitfalchion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 Like a fruit ninja. The proper way to speed up players getting into a lobby is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twilit Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 Threatening them with my axe if they don’t move faster. The proper way to have a tea party with your students is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 BECKY I MADE BISCUITS! The proper way to report a crime is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 To become a superhero and stop the crime before the police arrive. The proper way to make a JoJo reference without ever having watched the show is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightchao42 Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 You were expecting a proper answer but it was me, Dio! The proper way to beat the first Super Mario Bros. is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 ... watch a speedrun, show it to people and go "I made this". The proper way to get on people's nerves is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twilit Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 By slurping your soup, loudly. The proper way to avoid attention is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 ... stand around and do nothing. The proper way to say something stupid is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 Try to imitate me. The proper way to ruin milk is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 Play Tear Ring Saga. You'll never trust milk again. The proper way to perform while striking back at the norm of running right and jumping is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 To walk left and refuse to jump, instead using a gravity gimmick to get around. The proper way to reset a comic book timeline is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 Not to. Trust me. It's always a jump in sales for six months to a year followed by a massive drop-off after the new readers lose interest and old readers feel gypped by the slightest changes and use it as an excuse to stop. It's more beneficial to phase out or retcon continuity problems gradually than to throw everything out at once. The proper way to work out why the hell your dog has gotten onto your lap shaking violently and now refuses to move is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twilit Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 Cuddle him or her until they calm down. That's what I do for my buddy in thunderstorms. The proper way to remake Genealogy of the Holy War is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 Use Three Houses as a base, make the on foot characters as useful as the horse characters, rewrite/expand on the story to add some actual substance, make the characters have sufficient enough backstory and connection to the plot in order to make the climax of the first half of the game much more impactful, make the maps less frustrating to manage, maintain the, and have Studio Khara do the anime cutscenes and double down on the EldiganxLachesis stuff. The proper way to replicate a photogenic synthesizer is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Take a picture of your uncle in his underwear. The proper way to teach a parrot how to quote pop culture is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 To show them obscure movies and play songs. The proper way to go back in time to help your present self build a time machine is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 build a time machine. The proper way to get back into a habit of waking up is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Set several alarm clocks, place them all across the house, and destroy the snooze buttons. The proper way to destroy the snooze button on an alarm clock without breaking the clock itself is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twilit Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Disassemble the alarm clock, remove the button, smash it, and reassemble the clock without the button. The proper way to pilfer cookies from the cookie jar is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 To grab a portal gun, shoot a portal into the bottom of the cookie jar, shoot the other one into whatever room you desire, and voila! Unlimited stolen cookies as long as someone keeps refilling the jar. The proper way to suplex something/someone is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 ... to do it while two or more obnoxious commentating dudes (or dudettes) get fake-excited over it. The proper way to make it impossible for people to take you seriously is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Always type with horrible grammar and spelling. The proper way to have a birthday party is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twilit Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 By inviting your friends and family, because being with them (if you have good relationships with them) is more important than going out to some expensive restaurant or receiving any expensive gifts. The proper way to cook dinner for your date is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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