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To become a superhero and stop the crime before the police arrive.

The proper way to make a JoJo reference without ever having watched the show is...

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To walk left and refuse to jump, instead using a gravity gimmick to get around.

The proper way to reset a comic book timeline is...

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Not to. Trust me. It's always a jump in sales for six months to a year followed by a massive drop-off after the new readers lose interest and old readers feel gypped by the slightest changes and use it as an excuse to stop. It's more beneficial to phase out or retcon continuity problems gradually than to throw everything out at once.

The proper way to work out why the hell your dog has gotten onto your lap shaking violently and now refuses to move is...

 

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Use Three Houses as a base, make the on foot characters as useful as the horse characters, rewrite/expand on the story to add some actual substance, make the characters have sufficient enough backstory and connection to the plot in order to make the climax of the first half of the game much more impactful, make the maps less frustrating to manage, maintain the, and have Studio Khara do the anime cutscenes and double down on the EldiganxLachesis stuff.

The proper way to replicate a photogenic synthesizer is...

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To show them obscure movies and play songs.

The proper way to go back in time to help your present self build a time machine is...

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Set several alarm clocks, place them all across the house, and destroy the snooze buttons.

The proper way to destroy the snooze button on an alarm clock without breaking the clock itself is...

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To grab a portal gun, shoot a portal into the bottom of the cookie jar, shoot the other one into whatever room you desire, and voila! Unlimited stolen cookies as long as someone keeps refilling the jar.

The proper way to suplex something/someone is...

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By inviting your friends and family, because being with them (if you have good relationships with them) is more important than going out to some expensive restaurant or receiving any expensive gifts.

The proper way to cook dinner for your date is...

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