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Welcome to this stupid as funny game.

Like the title said you can vote, what's your favorite way to kill off a FE character.

  • Tharja
  • Ike

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10 curse her, take away any Talismans that she might use for protection
10 send an angry mob of monks after her
10 avoid recruiting Libra so he can massacre her map with his killer axe
10 recruit Libra and have him kill her anyway
10 deequip all her weapons, demote her to tier 1, and send her into Apotheosis alone
10 put her in a streetpass team, and on the other file shoot her down with Noire
10 settle it in smash (Lucy's Tharja palette is a thing)
10 have Robin tip the scales on her by killing her without recruitment
10 write a fanfic that brutally abuses her
10 use an image of her as a dartboard
10 let her stand in the lava in chapter 18

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8 curse her, take away any Talismans that she might use for protection


10 send an angry mob of monks after her


10 avoid recruiting Libra so he can massacre her map with his killer axe


8 recruit Libra and have him kill her anyway


11 deequip all her weapons, demote her to tier 1, and send her into Apotheosis alone


11 put her in a streetpass team, and on the other file shoot her down with Noire


10 settle it in smash (Lucy's Tharja palette is a thing)


10 have Robin tip the scales on her by killing her without recruitment


10 write a fanfic that brutally abuses her


10 use an image of her as a dartboard


10 let her stand in the lava in chapter 18


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6 curse her, take away any Talismans that she might use for protection


10 send an angry mob of monks after her


10 avoid recruiting Libra so he can massacre her map with his killer axe


8 recruit Libra and have him kill her anyway


13 deequip all her weapons, demote her to tier 1, and send her into Apotheosis alone


11 put her in a streetpass team, and on the other file shoot her down with Noire


10 settle it in smash (Lucy's Tharja palette is a thing)


10 have Robin tip the scales on her by killing her without recruitment


10 write a fanfic that brutally abuses her


8 use an image of her as a dartboard


10 let her stand in the lava in chapter 18


10 get her married and recruit noire, then kill her off


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4 curse her, take away any Talismans that she might use for protection


8 send an angry mob of monks after her


11 avoid recruiting Libra so he can massacre her map with his killer axe


8 recruit Libra and have him kill her anyway


14 deequip all her weapons, demote her to tier 1, and send her into Apotheosis alone


11 put her in a streetpass team, and on the other file shoot her down with Noire


10 settle it in smash (Lucy's Tharja palette is a thing)


10 have Robin tip the scales on her by killing her without recruitment


10 write a fanfic that brutally abuses her


8 use an image of her as a dartboard


10 let her stand in the lava in chapter 18


10 get her married and recruit noire, then kill her off


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2 curse her, take away any Talismans that she might use for protection

6 send an angry mob of monks after her

11 avoid recruiting Libra so he can massacre her map with his killer axe

8 recruit Libra and have him kill her anyway

14 deequip all her weapons, demote her to tier 1, and send her into Apotheosis alone

13 put her in a streetpass team, and on the other file shoot her down with Noire

10 settle it in smash (Lucy's Tharja palette is a thing)

10 have Robin tip the scales on her by killing her without recruitment

10 write a fanfic that brutally abuses her

8 use an image of her as a dartboard

10 let her stand in the lava in chapter 18

10 get her married and recruit noire, then kill her off

after this can we do best way to kill Gordin

EDIT: or maybe Joshua or Guy? Wouldn't want to be hypocritical, would we?

No. If you're going to be this salty and angry about this and not vote, then go away. This was literally just a joke, a one-off that'll be over and done after this, just a fun joke-thing to do. This was stated multiple times when this was planned. There is no "hypocrisy" in this.

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There's no fun in ripping apart a defenseless fictional character who has a large hatebase for some reason. This topic is in poor taste and Gaius at least should get the same treatment or else this topic is hypocritical. Awakening itself has a massive hatebase so stuff like this just goes unopposed. If it were "best ways to kill Mist" or something like that, no one would stand for it.

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0 curse her, take away any Talismans that she might use for protection


4 send an angry mob of monks after her


11 avoid recruiting Libra so he can massacre her map with his killer axe


8 recruit Libra and have him kill her anyway


14 deequip all her weapons, demote her to tier 1, and send her into Apotheosis alone


15 put her in a streetpass team, and on the other file shoot her down with Noire


10 settle it in smash (Lucy's Tharja palette is a thing)


10 have Robin tip the scales on her by killing her without recruitment


10 write a fanfic that brutally abuses her


8 use an image of her as a dartboard


10 let her stand in the lava in chapter 18


10 get her married and recruit noire, then kill her off


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2 send an angry mob of monks after her

11 avoid recruiting Libra so he can massacre her map with his killer axe

8 recruit Libra and have him kill her anyway

14 deequip all her weapons, demote her to tier 1, and send her into Apotheosis alone

17 put her in a streetpass team, and on the other file shoot her down with Noire

10 settle it in smash (Lucy's Tharja palette is a thing)

10 have Robin tip the scales on her by killing her without recruitment

10 write a fanfic that brutally abuses her

6 use an image of her as a dartboard

10 let her stand in the lava in chapter 18

10 get her married and recruit noire, then kill her off

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[spoiler=LIST OF CHARACTERS ON THE POTENTIAL DEATH ROW]

  • Wolt
  • Micaiah

0 send an angry mob of monks after her

9 avoid recruiting Libra so he can massacre her map with his killer axe

8 recruit Libra and have him kill her anyway

15 deequip all her weapons, demote her to tier 1, and send her into Apotheosis alone

18 put her in a streetpass team, and on the other file shoot her down with Noire

10 settle it in smash (Lucy's Tharja palette is a thing)

10 have Robin tip the scales on her by killing her without recruitment

10 write a fanfic that brutally abuses her

6 use an image of her as a dartboard

10 let her stand in the lava in chapter 18

10 get her married and recruit noire, then kill her off

What an amusing looking game.

It's like making a national holiday just for Annie.

Long story short, I jokingly suggested that the next game in the HnH thread would be "ways to kill Tharja". It won somehow, but it was decided to put it in a separate thread and do an actual serious game in the main one.

There's no fun in ripping apart a defenseless fictional character who has a large hatebase for some reason. This topic is in poor taste and Gaius at least should get the same treatment or else this topic is hypocritical. Awakening itself has a massive hatebase so stuff like this just goes unopposed. If it were "best ways to kill Mist" or something like that, no one would stand for it.

I'm sure you would be all for killing off the GBA games.

In other words, shut up. It's a joke and you should treat it as such

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There's no fun in ripping apart a defenseless fictional character who has a large hatebase for some reason. This topic is in poor taste and Gaius at least should get the same treatment or else this topic is hypocritical. Awakening itself has a massive hatebase so stuff like this just goes unopposed. If it were "best ways to kill Mist" or something like that, no one would stand for it.

You can be glad that I didn't post this in the FE13 section.

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Long story short, I jokingly suggested that the next game in the HnH thread would be "ways to kill Tharja". It won somehow, but it was decided to put it in a separate thread and do an actual serious game in the main one.

I'm sure you would be all for killing off the GBA games.

In other words, shut up. It's a joke and you should treat it as such

I can't imagine there was a long version of that, dear. Unless the long version are just the posts of said discussion.

Or anyone not from Xenoblade or the pinnacle of sexual fanservice.

Anneh so aggressive.

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I can't imagine there was a long version of that, dear. Unless the long version are just the posts of said discussion.

Or anyone not from Xenoblade or the pinnacle of sexual fanservice.

Anneh so aggressive.

Yeah the posts are the long version

kek

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11 avoid recruiting Libra so he can massacre her map with his killer axe
8 recruit Libra and have him kill her anyway
15 deequip all her weapons, demote her to tier 1, and send her into Apotheosis alone
18 put her in a streetpass team, and on the other file shoot her down with Noire
8 settle it in smash (Lucy's Tharja palette is a thing)
10 have Robin tip the scales on her by killing her without recruitment
8 write a fanfic that brutally abuses her
6 use an image of her as a dartboard
10 let her stand in the lava in chapter 18
10 get her married and recruit noire, then kill her off

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11 avoid recruiting Libra so he can massacre her map with his killer axe
8 recruit Libra and have him kill her anyway
15 deequip all her weapons, demote her to tier 1, and send her into Apotheosis alone
19 put her in a streetpass team, and on the other file shoot her down with Noire
6 settle it in smash (Lucy's Tharja palette is a thing)
10 have Robin tip the scales on her by killing her without recruitment
6 write a fanfic that brutally abuses her
6 use an image of her as a dartboard
11 let her stand in the lava in chapter 18
10 get her married and recruit noire, then kill her off

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Or anyone not from Xenoblade or the pinnacle of sexual fanservice.

Anneh so aggressive.

That's a rampant generalization you've got on your hands. You can't actually believe that. It's wrong to single out Tharja out of hundreds of FE characters. It's actually ridiculous that you'd say that I'd support killing anyone but Xenoblade characters and it's actually downright offensive for you to make such a sweeping generalization about me. It's not every facet of my being.

Want to know why this makes me so mad? I'm not attracted to Tharja, and in fact, I don't particularly care for her at all. I care because this is just another item on the pile of rampant Awakening hate that somehow gets a pass yet if you say anything bad about older games, you're obviously wrong. Awakening is the best FE game and saved the series, so seeing all of the hate for it should probably just reaffirm my choice in the first place.

Frankly, this isn't funny at all. Tharja doesn't deserve this for being a socially awkward character who cares too much to show her affection the way normal people do. Normal people don't stalk or curse their children, but Tharja does it because she loves them. It's as simple as that.

To keep this relevant:

9 avoid recruiting Libra so he can massacre her map with his killer axe

6 recruit Libra and have him kill her anyway

15 deequip all her weapons, demote her to tier 1, and send her into Apotheosis alone

18 put her in a streetpass team, and on the other file shoot her down with Noire

8 settle it in smash (Lucy's Tharja palette is a thing)

10 have Robin tip the scales on her by killing her without recruitment

8 write a fanfic that brutally abuses her

8 use an image of her as a dartboard

10 let her stand in the lava in chapter 18

10 get her married and recruit noire, then kill her off

The dartboard is the only one that doesn't actually kill her, and the first two is stuff that Libra would never do and it hurts his character too to have them as options.

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That's a rampant generalization you've got on your hands. You can't actually believe that. It's wrong to single out Tharja out of hundreds of FE characters. It's actually ridiculous that you'd say that I'd support killing anyone but Xenoblade characters and it's actually downright offensive for you to make such a sweeping generalization about me. It's not every facet of my being.

Want to know why this makes me so mad? I'm not attracted to Tharja, and in fact, I don't particularly care for her at all. I care because this is just another item on the pile of rampant Awakening hate that somehow gets a pass yet if you say anything bad about older games, you're obviously wrong. Awakening is the best FE game and saved the series, so seeing all of the hate for it should probably just reaffirm my choice in the first place.

Frankly, this isn't funny at all. Tharja doesn't deserve this for being a socially awkward character who cares too much to show her affection the way normal people do. Normal people don't stalk or curse their children, but Tharja does it because she loves them. It's as simple as that.

To keep this relevant:

9 avoid recruiting Libra so he can massacre her map with his killer axe

6 recruit Libra and have him kill her anyway

15 deequip all her weapons, demote her to tier 1, and send her into Apotheosis alone

18 put her in a streetpass team, and on the other file shoot her down with Noire

8 settle it in smash (Lucy's Tharja palette is a thing)

10 have Robin tip the scales on her by killing her without recruitment

8 write a fanfic that brutally abuses her

8 use an image of her as a dartboard

10 let her stand in the lava in chapter 18

10 get her married and recruit noire, then kill her off

The dartboard is the only one that doesn't actually kill her, and the first two is stuff that Libra would never do and it hurts his character too to have them as options.

Dude. Chill. You rampently hate on my favorite FE. Do I care? Not in the slightest.

If you want to hate something and be vocal about it, and expect others to respect your opinion, then you have to respect their opinions too. My opinion is I hate both Tharja and FE13, and that the GBA games were the best entries in the series. Do you have to agree with me? No, you don't. But you also can't rampently hate GBA FE then call others out when they hate FE13.

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I've to make an announcement:

This game will get a sequel!

Requesting that we kill Gerome or Brady next.

Also, this is a joke game, so please relax. Just because you like Awakening doesn't mean others aren't allowed to go against your opinion in a joke game.

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