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It's actually a song, to the tune of the songs I posted links to.

Continuing~

My name's Soren

I have a Brand

It's on my forehead

Not my hand

I've no patience

For stupid folks

Nor do I tolerate

Those "Your Mom" jokes

My strategies

Are second to none

That's why Greil's Mercenaries

Always won

And if you're dumb

And make me mad

I'll use my magic

And you'll be sad

Because I'm Soren

I'm pale and don't look dragony

But if you call me "emo" I will cause you much agony

...

If you talk to me

I might ignore

Even if you're Aimee

From the store (FLEE!)

I'll protect Ike

'Cause he's my friend

His enemies

Will meet their ends.

Taking requests for the next character.

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mad spoilers: the Zelgius song.

I'm Zelgius

But you just might

Know me better

As the Black Knight

I'm loyal only

To Lehran

He helped me out

He is the man

I learned my swords-

manship from Greil

Then gave him wounds

That would not heal

My awesome sword's

Called Alondite

And it controls

The power of night (luna lol!)

'Cause I'm Zelgius

I've multiple identities

And I'm too strong to bother about NPC nonentities

...

If Ike beats me

Then that's ok

My armor saves

Me anyway

I'll keep fighting

For Sephiran

And use the power

Of my Brand. (rhyme fail i know)

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idk my bff jill

Okay...

My name is Jill

I'm from Daein

I do not like

Those subhumans

I have a wyvern

That's very green

I may be tough

But I'm not mean

And when I talk

To Lethe the cat

I learn laguz

Aren't bad like that

So now I know

Equality

It's quite a nice

Reality.

Because I am Jill

I'm a flying menace to the peace

And I'll get really angry if I catch Haar off catching some Z's! (lame whatever)

...

If you shoot me

Then that's okay

My high defense

Will save the day

But if you have

A big crossbow

That's dangerous

Away I'll go.

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I know that. My humor doesn't always translate quite right on the internet; people take things literally.

We're MIT

We have a pi

We're super smart

Want to apply?

At 10 percent

(What we admit)

The odds are low

But go for it!

Our curriculum

Is very hard

Don't land yourself

In the insane ward.

In our spare time

(Wait what is that?)

We turn our dome

Into a hat. (well, other stuff, whatever)

'Cause we're MIT!

We have an infinite corridor

And if you want to pass you'd better keep yourself in order!

Just to remind-

If you apply

But don't get in

Then don't you cry!

We have real tough

Admission rules

But you will find

Other good schools.

MOAR FE REQUESTS COME ON

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I'm Ilyana

I like to eat

A lot of food

Especially meat

I'm always starved

Even when I

Have eaten so much

That I should die.

My metabolism

Is just insane

I know no such

Thing as weight gain.

If you feed me

I'll be your friend

(Then I won't eat

You in the end.)

Because I'm Ilyana

My hunger reaches infinity.

And I'll still be a twig even after eating everything in the vicinity!

If you give me food

You'll make my day

But don't expect

For me to pay

That is because

I'm always broke

It's not easy being

A forum joke.

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You guys just killed My Name is Cloud :(

LOL this is my first post in Ultima. o_o

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