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4 hours ago, Karat said:

i know cheesecake isn’t cake but cheesecake

 

also, ice cream cake, but not for the taste

Wait what? How is something that looks like cake and tastes like cake not cake?

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GUEST: The King (Elvis)

    I'd be willing to bet that 9 out of 10 cheesecake failures stem from the fact that cooks expect cheesecake to act like cake. Why wouldn't they? After all it is cheese-cake. But suppose that we could ask for an impartial analysis from someone who'd never even heard of cheesecake. Say, for instance an alien making his first trip to planet earth. [camera pans to Elvis] That does explain a few things, doesn't it?

AB: Um, King. What's that?
TK: That there is pie.

    Pie. See what I mean?

AB: What kind of pie would you say?
TK: Huunh. That would require further analysis.
AB: Well, please be my guest.
TK: [takes pie and we hear slurping, burping sounds as if pie is eaten in one bite] Seeing as how the structural matrix is composed of egg proteins I'd say that's a [sniff] custard pie.

AB: Custard pie. Thank you. Thank you very much.
TK: [vanishes]

    The King has left the planet.
    Think about it. Aside, of course, from the crust, a basic cheesecake only contains some sugar, vanilla, eggs and dairy. It's a custard no matter how you cut it.

http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com/season5/cheesecake/cheesecaketranscript.htm

i am very holy, and it's technically closest to a custard

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I've played both NMH games, I'd say I consider them a guilty pleasure. They're dumb, like, really dumb, but the combat satisfying thanks to the surprisingly decent motion controls, and the plot is so ridiculous that I can't be bothered by it. Oh, and the soundtrack for both is better than it has any reason to be.

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I've played both NMH games, I'd say I consider them a guilty pleasure. They're dumb, like, really dumb, but the combat satisfying thanks to the surprisingly decent motion controls, and the plot is so ridiculous that I can't be bothered by it. Oh, and the soundtrack for both is better than it has any reason to be.

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NMH 2 is an improvement, because NMH's vehicle and non-combat sections were so clunky and the money making sidequests were kind of pointless.

That said I find a lot of the humor to be hit-or miss on a character by character basis. Probbably won't bother purchasing the third game tbh.

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31 minutes ago, Reality said:

NMH 2 is an improvement, because NMH's vehicle and non-combat sections were so clunky and the money making sidequests were kind of pointless.

That said I find a lot of the humor to be hit-or miss on a character by character basis. Probbably won't bother purchasing the third game tbh.

Yeah the second game trimmed a loooot of the fat of the first, that shit was just shameless padding

and yeah, the writing is pretty Weeb-ish, doesn't really jive with me, but the game doesn't always play it straight so it's not all bad

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