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I am the Toothpaste of my Toothbrush,
Flossing is my Body, Brushing is my Blood.
I have scrubbed over a thousand times.
Unknown to cavities,
Nor known to crowns.
Have withstood Listerine to taste the sweet mint flavor.
Yet, this routine shall never conclude.
So, as I pray,
UNLIMITED DENTAL CARE WORKS!

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6 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

I am the Toothpaste of my Toothbrush,
Flossing is my Body, Brushing is my Blood.
I have scrubbed over a thousand times.
Unknown to cavities,
Nor known to crowns.
Have withstood Listerine to taste the sweet mint flavor.
Yet, this routine shall never conclude.
So, as I pray,
UNLIMITED DENTAL CARE WORKS!

I'm going to keep using this for as long as I can xD

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I'd never make funny stuff.

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

I am the Toothpaste of my Toothbrush,
Flossing is my Body, Brushing is my Blood.
I have scrubbed over a thousand times.
Unknown to cavities,
Nor known to crowns.
Have withstood Listerine to taste the sweet mint flavor.
Yet, this routine shall never conclude.
So, as I pray,
UNLIMITED DENTAL CARE WORKS!

Like this. XD

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