The Roger The Paladin Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Rex Glacies said: Uh? Granted. It's being a janitor for a nursing home, and the pay isn't that great. Granted, but they never come true. I wish math was easier. Granted. But you're still bad at it. I wish that I wasn't an insomniac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OliKad Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Granted, but you now sleep for 20 hours a day, no matter what I wish that I could turn back time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 hour ago, OliKad said: Granted, but you now sleep for 20 hours a day, no matter what I wish that I could turn back time Granted but time doesn't stop turning back so you're just forced to live your life in reverse. I wish the next poster couldn't corrupt my wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flee Fleet! Posted March 2, 2018 Author Share Posted March 2, 2018 GRANTED! . . . . ...well that was boring. I wish to know what my birds say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoloCross Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Granted, but now you know too much and the government will hunt you down. I wish I could stop procrastinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Granted, but you're only allowed to do homework for the rest of your life. I wish I wasn't told to act my age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Granted. Because you're suffering the same curse as Nyx. I wish I could warp reality with my thoughts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umerol Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Granted. However, you can only create pervy thoughts into reality. I wish that I had an unlimited supply of cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Granted, but the cheese clogs your entire house so you have to buy a new one to live in. I wish I could eat a delicious chocolate cornet, like the one in Lucky Star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Granted, but you get fat and get diabetes from all of that chocolate. I wish I could go to Mexico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 12 minutes ago, umerol said: Granted. However, you can only create pervy thoughts into reality. I wish that I had an unlimited supply of cheese. Wait, where's the drawback to that? 1 minute ago, John Denver Fan said: Granted, but you get fat and get diabetes from all of that chocolate. I wish I could go to Mexico. Granted, but turns out Trump actually got the wall approved. I wish I would die a horrible painful death that I would hate every second of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Granted, but you are brought back to life right afterward. I wish I could move to a better school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anniec8711 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Granted, but your GPA drops by a full point. I wish Family Matters would get a reboot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Granted. But the reboot is so bad it makes you hate the original. I wish Rally Man could improve story. Poor guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anniec8711 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Granted, but the stories are so good and make so much sense, that every Fire Emblem game is resolved in half the Chapters they were originally. I wish the morning commute to work didn't suck so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Granted. But now you're unemployed so it doesn't matter. I wish this wish was corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Granted, but the wish is blessed. I wish I could eat a cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Granted. But you can't taste it. I wish I could clone things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OliKad Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Granted! But the clones have a severe identity crisis and kill the original so that they can take their place I wish that some obscure SNES games were much more popular today... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 You now do! They're in Japanese. I wish I was the protagonist of an FE story. Not, like, I share the name with the main character, who is basically me, but I'm actually in a Fire Emblem world as the Lord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flee Fleet! Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 Granted. Now you have to suffer from the permanent death of your friends. I wish that I have three more wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Granted. However the wishes come at the cost of 2 puppies each I wish school wasn't so stressful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OliKad Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Granted! But now your personal life is Shit. I wish that-Atk IVs were not a thing in Fire Emblem Heroes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Granted! But now the max attack stat is 20. I wish I had better motivation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Granted but your bad at everything you do i wish I could deploy more units in awakening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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