SullyMcGully Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Granted! Major news outlets, leading politicians, and mobs of angry Americans decide to complain about you instead! I wish these forum games didn't get so darn political. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Granted! Now they become focused on games, movies, shows, etc. that you've never heard about and don't find interesting. I wish I knew what I was doing with my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartozio Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Granted! You now know you're wasting it. I wish I wasn't so bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Granted! You're home has burned down due to a dubious agency and you are now on a quest to find what they want from you as you unravel their plot to destroy the world. Sure it may be fun for a while, but it's gonna be a 24/7 job. Don't expect to have any (read: any) down time in your mission. I wish I got a proper amount of sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatKnightEcho Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Granted, but you can't wake up. I wish Henry was actually good in FE: Heroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Granted but from now on you can't connect to server I wish I had a perfect memory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Granted! You remember that you once loved a woman, but then you stabbed her to death for a stupid reason. You are haunted by guilt for the rest of your life! I wish the greatest singer-songwriter in the world still performed the greatest song he ever wrote as part of his live show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartozio Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Granted! The greatest singer-songwriter was already dead though, so we now have an zombie apocalypse on our hands and nobody can visit his live shows. I wish I didn't require so much sleep to function. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Granted, but you can't sleep at all. I wish that I can go to Yellowstone National Park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Granted, but it erupts while you're there. I wish I had a pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Granted, but it tastes like oysters. I wish that could listen to this song all day long: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 You get sick of the moonshine and die (it happened to a friend of mine). I wish I actually got a winter break for my school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Granted, but it lasts half the time of the usual break. I wish that Serenes Forest doesn't ask me to do a CAPTCHA when I try to edit my signature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Granted but now your a robot I wish that genealogy doesn't get remade( it'd be ruined by casual and I'd prefer the thracia remake way more for epic last boss Berdo) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Granted, but the Fire Emblem Series would be ruined. I wish I could make some Fugu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Granted! You get sick because you made it poorly. I wish I could live in a Fire Emblem game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Granted! You know those random villagers that just wander right into the enemy territory? You're one of them! I wish I could slow time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Granted! But everything within time slows down too, meaning you have to wait forever for the water to come out of the drain or the computer to load. I wish my childhood sweetheart still loved me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 She now does! ...as a stalker yandere. I wish I could be a hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Granted! The Fire Emblem class! You also have poor stats and 5% growth rates. I wish I owned a horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Granted, but you fall off of it. I wish I could go to Japan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Granted, but you don't understand any Japanese. I wish I could control fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Granted, but you get a third degree burn in the process. I wish I could brush up on my German. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Granted! You receive a book that is written in German with no English to know what it says. It is also dusty. That way, you can "brush up on your German." I wish I had a sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Granted, but it is a sandwich made with oysters a the buns and doughnuts as the meat. I wish that I could become active on YouTube again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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