Pengaius Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Granted but you can only watch vine videos I wish nym would update his stories soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Granted! But he decides to write a 63-part series - all about me! He forgets you exist and his stories become terrible. I wish I was better at stalking people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Granted, but you go to jail because of it. I wish I could fix things that would be impossible to fix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
property of nuvelle Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Granted, but sadly, they are impossible to fix. I wish for a cup of ice cold water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Granted, it is hot. I wish I could post solely in German on the boards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 (edited) Granted, but nobody else on the form will speak German and will have no idea what you're saying. I wish Spear Fighters (from Fates) were in more Fire Emblem games. Edited December 21, 2017 by Rex Glacies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Granted but your sword lords die a lot more often I wish the Chernobyl nuclear disaster never happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Granted, but the event at Three Mile Island takes its place. I wish that I could speak Japanese better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Granted! You can now speak perfect Japanese, but you forget how to speak English. I wish I had all the time in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerson Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Granted, but you're now stuck in stopped time forever, alone for all eternity. I wish I could go to space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Granted! Everything in your room has teleported outside. Now you're in an empty room that's full of space! I wish I understood poetry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Granted! With your newfound understanding, you read Thomas Carew's "A Rapture". The thinly disguised innuendo captivates you and causes you to ruin your life through things of... feminine nature. I wish that the next poster's wish would come true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Granted, but your life's purpose is now to be the one responsible for making it come true. I wish I had 8 billion dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Granted! But your dear friend SullyMcGully works himself to death obtaining it for you! I wish we lived in an anarchy where the strong rule over the weak and I am the lord of all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Granted but you are outsmarted and deposited, and continually have to work your way back to becoming king before being overthrown and doing it again. I wish my previous wish didn't come true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Granted, but the next day you have that much money again. I wish I could go to Russia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Granted, but you are traveled in time to when the Soviet Union was a thing. I wish my final week at camp ended successfully instead of causing me to hate the camp I went to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Granted, but it is worse on the very last day at camp. I wish that people would stop complaining about Donald Trump's international policies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Granted, but Donald Trump is now permanently president of not only the United States, but the WORLD! I wish there were no more toxic people on social media. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 Granted, but they return a week later. I wish that I had a lifetime supply of oysters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 Granted, but they all expired, so you can't eat them. I wish I can exterminate all thots from this earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 Granted, but you go with them i wish I could pull KOS-MOS inXC2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 Granted, but you can't use her in combat. I wish the pain in my left shoulder would go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 granted, but now the pain is in your right shoulder instead i wish i had a dollar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 Granted, but it is a Canadian dollar. I wish that I had a SNES Classic Edition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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