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1 minute ago, Rex Glacies said:

Uh?

Granted. It's being a janitor for a nursing home, and the pay isn't that great.

Granted, but they never come true.

I wish math was easier.

Granted.
But you're still bad at it.
I wish that I wasn't an insomniac.

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Granted, but you now sleep for 20 hours a day, no matter what

I wish that I could turn back time

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1 hour ago, OliKad said:

Granted, but you now sleep for 20 hours a day, no matter what

I wish that I could turn back time

Granted but time doesn't stop turning back so you're just forced to live your life in reverse.

I wish the next poster couldn't corrupt my wish.

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GRANTED!

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...well that was boring.

 

I wish to know what my birds say.

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Granted. However, you can only create pervy thoughts into reality.

I wish that I had an unlimited supply of cheese.

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Granted, but the cheese clogs your entire house so you have to buy a new one to live in.

I wish I could eat a delicious chocolate cornet, like the one in Lucky Star.

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12 minutes ago, umerol said:

Granted. However, you can only create pervy thoughts into reality.

I wish that I had an unlimited supply of cheese.

Wait, where's the drawback to that?

 

1 minute ago, John Denver Fan said:

Granted, but you get fat and get diabetes from all of that chocolate.

I wish I could go to Mexico.

Granted, but turns out Trump actually got the wall approved.
I wish I would die a horrible painful death that I would hate every second of.

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Granted, but your GPA drops by a full point.

I wish Family Matters would get a reboot.

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Granted, but the stories are so good and make so much sense, that every Fire Emblem game is resolved in half the Chapters they were originally. 

I wish the morning commute to work didn't suck so bad.

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Granted! But the clones have a severe identity crisis and kill the original so that they can take their place

I wish that some obscure SNES games were much more popular today...

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You now do! They're in Japanese.

I wish I was the protagonist of an FE story. Not, like, I share the name with the main character, who is basically me, but I'm actually in a Fire Emblem world as the Lord.

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Granted. Now you have to suffer from the permanent death of your friends.

 

I wish that I have three more wishes.

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Granted. However the wishes come at the cost of 2 puppies each

 

I wish school wasn't so stressful

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Granted! But now your personal life is Shit.

I wish that-Atk IVs were not a thing in Fire Emblem Heroes

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