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[7/18/2016 10:36:28 PM] Bree: in case it's not obvious I have a vendetta against Pokemon Glazed

So what better way to deal with this than to beat this damn thing and force people who want to read this to suffer through it with me!

In case you don't know anything about Pokemon Glazed; oh boy are you in for something

If you do; Please don't spoil anything I most likely have very strong opinions on the act in question and you know I will voice them

Anyway...

[spoiler=IN THE BEGINNING]

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In case it wasn't obvious the creator of this hack loves Quilava

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For the record Mew has like nothing to do with this plot

I dunno

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It's the word 'donut' backwords

and the game is called Glazed

That pretty much shows the quality of this hack right there

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Tree name?
Professor?
Pokemon hack checks out.

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ZOMG GAIZ GEN 4 POKEMON ARE HERE

so yeah there are Gen 4/5 Pokemon in this hack

Fun

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This is literally ugly

Like

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The only option

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Shout out to the 3 of you who get this

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Which is literally impossible unless you are one of the three mentioned above

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This isn't your normal everyday starting location

this is

Advanced starting location

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Good thing we have context for this right?

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This dialogue is very yeah

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Case in point

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AND THE CHARACTER TALKS

that's it guys pack it up I'm leaving

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Because that makes sense???

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I have a feeling that will annoy me later on

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And then ??? died of a heart attack

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Having a dad in non-R/S/E Pokemon is sacrilege

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Having parents in a Pokemon game actually do something is sacrilege

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Oh wow

I am so honored

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I mainly took this for inside jokes

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No I got it whenever the fuck Pokemon Go came out

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Wow!!

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at least there is variety

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ANYWAY, time for STARTER OPINIONS

Turtwig: Probably one of the best to pick. good typing and such

Chimchar: Literally gets shit on in gyms 2 and 3 and Gym 3 is such BS when we get there so good luck

Piplup: Literally never pick this you get a much better water type soon I don't care how big a boner you get for penguins

Shinx: Kinda bad for the first 2 gyms but helps a lot during gym 3 so if you want to

Riolu: I dunno I've never used Riolu in this so I have no idea how well it works

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So let's try it out and see how we go

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I think that was the guy's name in the Lucario movie??

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ummm.....

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So I'm not able to actually and accurately work on my jouney?

Sounds like Pokemon Go

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I'm glad this is like the old days where we name people after their occupation

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Woo?

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ruckus is a great word

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Great Grammar

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Gandalfchu

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See I appreciate this hack for making Pikachu a dick but I also don't because this Pikachu is annoying af

When will I win?

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Translation: "Fuck you" (probably)

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!!!

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Fun fact we have the R/S/E Groudon/Kyogre music whenever we fight this

I don't get it either

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This battle went as expected

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we kicked it's ass

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When your parents are actually useful

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get it? because shoes are like gloves for your feet

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Actually fucking useful item!!

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Please do

[spoiler=NEXT TIME!]

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Wake me up inside

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AND THE CHARACTER TALKS

that's it guys pack it up I'm leaving

It could be worse. The last hack I saw with a protagonist that talked was Pokemon Quartz.

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Because that makes sense???

So it's Sliders, basically.

Fair Warning: This hack is long. Three regions, several rivals, villains that have bullshit plot powers and stupid persistence, and *cringe* Whitney in one of the Elite 4s (read: one of at least 2 Elite 4s).

Oh boy, this hack is going to be magical, isn't it?

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I like how Pokemon GO's professor is literally named the same thing as this hack's. It's probably a coincidence, though.

Also, didn't this win hack of the year 2015? I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, given what a giant hugbox Pokecommunity is. Granted, this hack doesn't seem too bad so far, but I'm sure it will get worse.

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Trust me everyone this hack gets much worse both in terms of writing and balance

Just you wait

Anyway...

[spoiler=On a journey]

Fun fact the images for this update were all out of order what fun!!

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Why are my completely useless Rival senses tingling?

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Hey you.

Pikachu?

no

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By that I mean I royally kicked it's ass

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No one

I exist only to suffer through this hack

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ALL CAPS

That's what I hate about Pokemon games honestly

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How about no?

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Cyndaquil is adorable though

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Ha.

His hair matches his Pokemon.

Funny

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Sadly not as broken as Corn's counter in Sm4sh

;__;

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Can our next inevitable rival say jeepers?

Please

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Creative naming/10

ANYWAY Wild Pokemon I saw here include....

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Shin's favorite Pokemon

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Actually useful because Fly is required later on so if you want something good

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We made it

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Okay that's fine I don't have to keep playing this if that's the case

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No I'm not

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I know another thing that's shiny and red...

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I also know a thing used to trap things/people inside it...

Hmmmm...

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We need to give this area name back to dat dere Kirby

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How fun

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Completely relevant dialogue

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Gee they just look like the not evil people don't they?

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??? 2: Electric Fuck this Hack

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Wow this guy is so OP I hope we never have to fight him!

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Wow this guy has a Darkrai I hope we never have to fight him!

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The communist party?

National Honor Society?

TSM?

What are you???

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Oh looks like we'll have to fight an actual Legendary Pokemon when we get to the E4

Wow

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Neither is this hack

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Escort missions were always a pain in the ass in Mystery Dungeon

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Yay less plot for me!

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yeah adults are gross and stupid

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Weee?

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Step in it and a random Pokemon you have gets poisoned

Fun

ANYWAY before we end this update WILD POKEMON!!

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Snek

He's cool

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Kinda gets shit on by Gym 2 (same with Ekans) but Gym 2 doesn't really matter

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This thing would be useful/helpful for Gym 3 honestly

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MFW I almost lose to a wild Shroomish

[spoiler=NEXT TIME]

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I like how Pokemon GO's professor is literally named the same thing as this hack's. It's probably a coincidence, though.

Also, didn't this win hack of the year 2015? I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, given what a giant hugbox Pokecommunity is. Granted, this hack doesn't seem too bad so far, but I'm sure it will get worse.

Looking it up, it appears it was actually HOTY 2014 that it won. Still, the (lack of) quality in some of the hacks that've won HOTY has made it hard to take seriously as an award.

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FOr a second there I thought you were playing sweet version. (the one where all the pokemon are pastries and they replace the entire type chart with a flavor chart.) I heard that one's pretty good and have been looking for an LP of it for a while. I'll still be watching this, though. It'll be nice to have an LP to read in between updates on the Dakota and integrity threads

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Yay let's just get the rest of this area done with so we can move on

[spoiler=wat r u doing]

My milkshake brings all the guys to the plot

and they're like, what the fuck

this game makes no sense

save me

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Wow this will come in so handy!

(hint it won't because Save States)

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With the largest pool of Bug type Pokemon

aka Caterpie and Weedle

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Thank god for gen 3 mechanics where if I don't have 2

Pokemon this isn't a double battle

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Luckily like the idiot I am I get to do a back to back fight

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Please no

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Wow what a useful move .____.

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why the fuck did this one Bug Catcher get a Skorupi??

like

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hahahahahaha it actually worked

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yay plot

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sounds like your problem tbh

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he literally looks like he's looking at the ruins like

our good friend Inventor wants to???

Where is the suspicion here?

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What a saying that is.

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I need a hero.

Maybe a completely broken Pokemon coming up soon?

Nah

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And then we just let him go

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Good and proper

when did this hack become British

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It's literally been this weather for the entirety I've been here

it's not just now getting nasty

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no

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No

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NO

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Hack of the Year 2014 everyone

confusing 'where' and 'were'

for fucks sake

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!

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for the love of something

I dunno

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And he has a name now

wooo

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will I ever know why this happens to me?

My gut says yes but it will make 0 sense

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MUD

KIP

MUD

KIP

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I feel like that won't happen

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Yay?

This makes like no sense as we learn later on in this 'plot'

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For the record

the first gym is Electric

The second is Ground

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So that basically means this thing is an auto-spot on ANY TEAM

And also why picking Piplup is fucking stupid

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So basically yes

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[spoiler=I have no life]

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Wow what a surprise

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And we still have no answers

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I'm not too sure that's how it works

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See this guy?

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Fuck this guy.

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Luckily Mudkip is a boss and tanked enough

for this to happen

[spoiler=NEXT TIME]

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If Vega has won any awards. Even by critics of ROM hacks, Vega is considered one of the best.

Looking it up, it does seem to be highly acclaimed. However, it hasn't won any awards on PC yet.

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Has there ever been a hack of the year that was actually good?

Don't know if it was HOTY, but Light Platinum is pretty good. It's story is shit, but it's not pretentious.

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Don't know if it was HOTY, but Light Platinum is pretty good. It's story is shit, but it's not pretentious.

It was HOTY 2012. I've heard Light Platinum is very easy to break, but I suppose that's better than a lot of Pokemon hacks where they make them overly difficult with ridiculously steep level curves requiring you to grind your Pokemon.

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I just Compiled A HOTY list. I've only heard of some of these. I'd be interested to hear of peoples experiences with them. I should note that this only includes full hacks. Smaller hacks get "sideshow showcase hack of the year", and some of those are quite good.

2015:pokemon gaia- Never heard of this one, but it is only around 3/4 finished right now

2014:Pokemon glazed-See the rest of this thread.

2013:Pokemon Liquid crystal- This is a complete remake of pokemon crystal using pokemon fire red (plus he orange islands from the anime, but that part is not complete yet). It looks impressive, although i have not played it.

2012: Pokemon Light platinum- I played around a third of this, and its decent. Not too inspired, and there are some miner glitches (don't use fast forward untill you get the running shoes, and some item balls reappear). THe level curve is decent though. All in all, it feels somewhat worse than a main series pokemon game, but still pretty decent. It also has nothing to do with platinum

2011: Ruby Destiny: life of guardians- I heard that this one is really bad. I haven't played it, though. See this thread of the nuzlock forum: http://s7.zetaboards.com/Nuzlocke_Forum/topic/8720347/1/

2010: Pokemon Sienna- Havn't heard about it, although it appears to have been discontinued

2009: Pokemon Azure Horizions- Same deal as sienna.

2008: rijon adventures- The sequal to pokemon brown and prism. Don't know anything about this one, though.

2007: Pokemon prism- THe sequal to pokemon brown. I seem to remember hearing this was good, but don't know anything else about it.

I should note the some of the hacks that won secondary prizes (like pokemon dark rising) are piles of vomit.

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Yeah, Light Platinum seems to be one of the few that deserve to be on there.

ONe thing that surprised me when i made that list was that i only have any real idea about 2 of the games on it (3 if you count glazed now that this thread exists). I thought i remembered dark rising (which, i actualy attempted to play, and is, as mentioned above, a pile of vomit) actualy winning HOTY. This does not appear to have been the case(thank god), but now i will have to hunt down info on the other 6 for comparison's sake. ANyone know any good screenshot LPs of them or anything? I should note that HOTY is given out by a panel of judges and not by vote, and my impression was that the actual community was even more of a hugbox than the HOTY winners might suggest.

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I'd say this thing got HOTY simply for actually being finished

'cause the balance is absolute shit in this but we'll get there

[spoiler=It's Electric: Part 1]

I like playing up to certain checkpoints because I can get more than 1 updated played and take a day off from this game

...Fuck we're coming up to that part

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Let me guess

Something happened

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Well guess we have to go there

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Power Plant feat. Lavender Town music?

also WILD POKEMON

...won't be much help because second gym is Ground but will help at the 3rd so let's check them out

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Swagnemite is pretty cool

Evolves with a Thunderstone in this hack because easy?

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Peer pressure is bad kids

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No you're a piece of shit and should feel bad

Kappa

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.____.

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>_____>

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Why would you ever want to use this?

Especially after our close encounter with it's kind

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okay the rest of the hack I just shit on because I can but this

is legit fucking creepy and belongs in Pokemon Reborn

what the fuck?

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Oh boy

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Round of applause for this guy

I think

he's such a badass

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Also since Zoura's ability doesn't exist it gets Intimigr8

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And Transform

So I guess it's cool

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hahahahahaha

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Oh no....

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Because a Pikachu is totally intelligent enough to do that right

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Yay

Let me guess I have to fight the Pikachu

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How fun and boring

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Click

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Why the fuck couldn't our friend Sparky do this??

Like

really

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When did I ever do this?

you were the one blocking the road

You literally didn't have to leave that fucking route at all after I beat you

Like??

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That's not how shit works

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TBH this shit looks awesome but it's still for the Shitachu so it doesn't count

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Level 15 welp

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Yeah I'm fucked I have 2 Pokemon and both get shit on by TUNDABOLTU

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Hey look more Wild Pokemon

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I like Electrike

So might as well

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I had no fucking idea for a name

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Oh hey Porygon is super cool maybe I can-

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Fuck

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Yaaaaaaay

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okay we win

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ROUND 2

FIGHT

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#getshiton

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I love how he's surprised that happened

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See this Elekid?
It's actually good to catch

Why?

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It has fucking Thunderpunch.

[spoiler=NEXT TIME]

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If you haven't noticed, Speakachu is going to be one of your rivals in the beginning part of this hack. He is a Pikachu that is rather strong and carries an illogical vendetta against you because reasons. Sparky will now be hella easy unless he has a grass move as coverage... which he might.

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