Zephrion Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Alright, I'm gonna try my hand at making one of these. Consider it filler, if you will. [back at Serenes Base...] Coolguyvaters: Fireman! Fireman: *suddenly appears behind coolguyvaters* Right here. Coolguyvaters: Ah! Where the hell do you come from!? Fireman: I'm the Fireman. I go where I am needed. Coolguyvaters: Well... I'm sure there's a kitten stuck in a tree that needs you right about now. Fireman: ...10,000 Gold and I forget you said that. Coolguyvaters: You're joking. Fireman: *brandishes Peshkatz* I'll leave that up to you to figure out. Coolguyvaters: Come on... You know our financial situation is terrib-- Fireman: 5...4...3...2... Coolguyvaters: Alright! I'll pay up! *pays Fireman 10,000 G* Fireman: Good. Now turn around for a second... Coolguyvaters: Uh...sure, whatever you say. *turns around* *stabbity stabbity* Fireman: Nice doing business with you. *disappears* Coolguyvaters: MEDIC! Zephrion: I'm here! What seems to be the problem? Coolguyvaters: Well doctor, various stab wounds across my body are causing me a great deal of pain. Zephrion: Mmm... Sounds serious. Let me grab a Heal staff. Coolguyvaters: Don't you think this warrants a Mend staff? Zephrion: Nah, you'll be fine. It's but a flesh wound. Be right back! *rushes off* -Meanwhile- Metal Rabbit: So... I don't remember seeing you anywhere around the base...what's your name again? Kiryn: I don't know. Metal Rabbit: Riiiiight... Well... I'm Metal Rabbit. Kiryn: Oh... Nice to meet you Metal Rabbit. Metal Rabbit: Thanks... So, you don't remember your name? Kiryn: Nope. Metal Rabbit: Hmm... Perhaps I should give you one then... ... ... I know! How about... Iron Rabbit! Pretty good, eh? Kiryn: ...Not real-- Metal Rabbit: Great! I'll see you around Iron Rabbit! *leaves* Kiryn: ...I wonder who that was. -Back at the crime scene- Zephrion: I'm back! Coolguyvaters: About time... I'm starting to see red liquid all over the floor and I'm pretty sure it isn't cherry Kool-Aid. Zephrion: That just means you're body is repairing itself. Now hold still... *holds Heal staff into the air, releasing the a bright light. A few moments later, the light disappates, leaving coolguyvaters completely healed... except for the fact that his arms are where his legs should be and his face is upside-down.* Zephrion: WOAH! Coolguyvaters: What!? What's wrong!? Zephrion: Err... I'm just...surprised that...the healing went so well! Hang on, let me get Fourth Fox so she can see what a great job I did! FOURTH FOX!! *at that moment, Dragonblader1 walks past* Dragonblader1: Hey guys, how's it-- WOAH! What the hell happened to CGV!? Coolguyvaters: What!? What's wrong!? You said the healing went well! Zephrion: It did! He's just...surprised that I was able to do it, right Dragonblader? Dragonblader1: Oh, it's hideous! You look like you should belong in a freak show! I can't stand to look at it any longer! Coolguyvaters: AUGH!! What did you do to me!? Zephion: Nothing! On purpose... Fourth Fox where are you!? Dragonblader1: My eyes!!! Fourth Fox: I'm here-- WOAH! What the hell happen-- Zephion: Yeah, yeah, long story. Can you fix him? Fourth Fox: Of course! *brandishes a Mend staff, and quickly returns coolguyvaters to normal.* Zephrion... This is your fault, isn't it!? Zephrion: Err... Bye! *runs away* Fourth Fox: This isn't over! Coolguyvaters: So...what happened? Fourth Fox: You don't want to know. Lets just say Zephrion isn't going to be touching a staff for a while... Dragonblader1: The horrors...the horrors... *twitch* Coolguyvaters: Uh... Is he gonna be alright? Fourth Fox: Sure. After a couple months of therapy, he'll be good as new. Just, uh... Stay away from him a while, will you? Coolguyvaters: You don't have to tell me twice... Phew... That was a lot longer than I thought it would be... What do you guys think? (My apologies to MR and Kiryn for the rather small parts they recieved. If I make another, I'll be sure to give you guys a larger role in the main plot.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 haha. funny, not bad for the first time. season 1 is a huge hit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 That made me go lulz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
鳴美 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I want an appearance. With over 9000 costume changes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 I wanna be a dummy class :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 Consider it a filler... Far From the Forest -at base- Coolguyvaters: Alright! Let's go! Kiryn: Where to? Coolguyvaters: Far from the forest. Metal Rabbit: How far? Coolguyvaters: I'll know when we get there. Kiryn: Get where? Coolguyvaters: Far from the forest. Metal Rabbit: But how far? Coolguyvaters: I'll know when we get there. Kiryn: Where? Metal Rabbit: This is a ridiculous conversation! I'm leaving. Come on Iron Rabbit. Kiryn: Is that me? Coolguyvaters: Didn't Lethe say the same thing? Metal Rabbit: Iron Rabbit? Coolguyvaters: Before that! Metal Rabbit:"This is a ridiculous conversation! I'm leaving."? Coolguyvaters: Yeah. That one! Kiryn: Who's Lethe? Coolguyvaters: Some cat girl. Metal Rabbit: LET'S GO PEOPLE!!! *walking* Metal Rabbit: Where is everybody? Coolguyvaters: Who? Kiryn: Fireman, Fourth Fox, Zephiron, DragonBlader, and Ilyana. Fireman got hired as a fireman. Ironic, isn't it? Fourth Fox is taking DragonBlader to see a therpaist. Zephiron is at the base reading Healing for Dummies, DragonBlader is being therapized or whatever you call it, and Ilyana went to look for 9,000 costumes. *CGV and MR look at Kiryn with shocked expressions* Kiryn: What? Sometimes I remember things... Coolguyvaters: Something tells me we reached far from the forest a long time ago... *sighs* Let's go back to the base and wait for everybody. *goes back to the base* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 haha, nice. when i get the time, i'll come up with another episode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Belongs in creative. When it's moved I will make an episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 Natural Disasters *Zephiron arrives in a giant tornado, which hits CGV* Zephrion: Holy goddess above!!! Hmmmm...That doesn't sound right. Holy shit!!! Now that sounds better. Coolguyvaters: H-help me! Zephrion: No wonder I don't usually arrive riding a giant tornado... Coolguyvaters: I think I'm bleeding... Oh, wait. It's just Kool-Aid. *Foruth Fox arrives* Fourth Fox: What in the name of the goddess happened to our base? Hmmmmm...That doesn't sound right. What the hell happened to our base, Zephiron? Zephrion: Why do I always get blamed first? *Fourth Fox gives him "the look"* Zephrion: ...Right. I'll get to healing. Coolguyvaters: Keep that man away from me!!! Zephrion: What's wrong. I'm a good healer. I've been reading Healing for Dummies. Fourth Fox: Last time, you healed him so bad, his face got messed up! Coolguyvaters: I c-cant' breathe... Zephrion: Well...Yo mom so fat, her genes don't fit her! Fourth Fox: Huh? Coolguyvaters: I think this is it... Zephrion: You know. I meant genes as in a locatable region of genomic sequence, corresponding to a unit of inheritance, which is associated with regulatory regions, transcribed regions and/or other functional sequence regions. I didn't mean jeans as in the kind you wear. Coolguyvaters: I see a light in the distance... Fourth Fox: That was still lame. Coolguyvaters: Goodbye cruel world... Zephrion: Your mom's lame! Coolguyvaters: Oh shit, I should've let Coolguyvaters do all the work like a had been doing... Fourth Fox: Don't start up the yo'mama jokes again! Coolguyvaters: Oh, wait...I'm Coolguyvaters. *CGV fades away* Zephrion: I- Coolguyvaters? Foruth Fox: He's dead. Zephrion: Noooooo!!! *Metal Rabbit and Kiryn finally get back to the base* Metal Rabbit: Hi! What happened?! Fourth Fox: Zephiron killed Coolguyvaters. Kiryn: Who's Coolguyvaters? Metal Rabbit: Our leader. Kiryn: Oh, right. Him. Fourth Fox: Isn't there a staff that can revive him? Zephrion: Where is it? Fourth Fox: Only Fireman knows. Zephrion: Where's Fireman. Kiryn: He has a job as a fireman. Metal Rabbit: So all we have to do is set something on fire and then the Fireman will come? Zephrion: I know the perfect place. *sets Serenes Forest on fire* Zephrion: If anyone asks, Lekain made us do it. With heavy hearts, they waited for Fireman to arrive. They also hoped that VincentASM would move this topic to Creative. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 You do know it's Zephrion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 Wow. Can't believe I never noticed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 While we wait for Vincent to move this, I'll try my hand at another. *Everyone stares at the enflamed forest.* Zephrion: Hmm... In hindsight, this was a pretty moronic plan. He's not even showing up, and the fire's getting out of control! Fourth Fox: Couldn't you just use Wind Magic to blow it out? If a tornado can kill CGV, it can certainly put out a fire. Zephrion: I could use Wind Magic to put out the fire, but I could use Fire Magic to make it worse. Magic is just like that, you know? Metal Rabbit: Don't use any Fire Spells then. Zephrion: Why don't you just tell me to jump off a cliff instead!? Oh look, it's Fireman! Fireman: Damn kittens... They ALWAYS find a way up that tree-- WHAT THE HELL!? Metal Rabbit: IT WAS LEKAIN! WE SWEAR! PLEASE DON'T KILL US WITH SHARP OBJECTS!!! Zephrion: ... Fourth Fox: ... Kiryn: ...Who's Lekain? Fireman: Uh...huh... So Lekain made you burn down the forest, then he made you stand around and do nothing about it? Zephrion: Exactly! I always knew you were a smart one Fireman! No...I believe you have a job to do? Heh... Fireman: *Sigh* Fine... But this is gonna cost you guys big. -One action packed, high-budget fire extinguishing scene later...- Fourth Fox: Wow, Fireman! That was amazing! The forest looks good as new! Metal Rabbit: You have to teach us your techniques! Kiryn: Truly spectacular! ...Whoever you are. Zephrion: I liked the Tornado idea better... Fourth Fox: Uh...Fireman? We have one tiny little favor to ask of you... You see, in a moment of pure stupidity, Zephrion killed CGV with a Tornado. Fireman: I see. That is pretty stupid. Zephrion: Hey! Metal Rabbit: So have you heard of a staff with the ability to bring him back? Fireman: Ah, you're in luck! I just so happen to have one of those in my possession! But to use it... That'll be 30,000 gold. Kiryn: Why do you keep charging us money when we're on the same side? Fireman: ... Kiryn: ... Fireman: ...35,000. Fourth Fox: Oh, in the name of... Here! Take the money! *Fireman gained 35,000 Gold.* Fireman: Thank you. Now...behold! *Holds up a staff that looks suspiciously like a Wiimote.* I call it... THE NINTENSTAFF! *Lightning crashes.* Zephrion: I got dibs! *Steals staff.* Everyone: NO!!! Zephrion: I wonder what this button does? *Presses a small button in the upper-left hand corner of the staff. Suddenly, everything turns pitch-black.* Sweet! This thing can turn off the sun! Metal Rabbit: I can't see a thing! Help me! Kiryn: I have no idea where I am! In more ways than one! Fourth Fox: YOU IDIOT! What did you do!? Fireman: Well... This is turning out to be a fine day. ...You do realize I'm going to have to charge extra for this. Not quite as funny as the others... But hey, I tried. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 This is the part where Kiryn's amnesia gets a little bit better- she doesn't have short term memory loss, she just can't remember her past. Or her name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 u better revive me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 u better revive me... As soon as we figure out how to turn the game back on. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 *the group is running around in the dark in complete chaos* Zephrion: I can't seem to find the Nintenstaff... Metal Rabbit: Hey, where's Iron Rabbit? *Kiryn jumps down from a tree* Kiryn: Here I am. I also found the Nintenstaff. Zephrion somehow dropped it in that really tall tree. Fourth Fox: You remembered the names of two things! Kiryn: Ever since that blackout incident*coughZephrioncough*, my amnesia problem finally lessened. Some of it anyway... Metal Rabbit: Iron Rabbit had amnesia? *an unusually calm DragonBlader arrives* DragonBlader: I'm back from therapy- What happened to the sun, Zephrion? Fourth Fox: You just noticed? Zephrion: Why do I always get blamed first? *DragonBlader gives him "the look"* Zephrion: It was part of an attempt to revive Coolguyvaters... *Ilyana arrives* Ilyana: I'm back from costume hunting. Metal Rabbit: So did you find 9000 costumes? Ilyana: No, because I noticed the sun turning off and so I rushed here, wondering what Zephrion had did. Zephrion: Why do I always- Never mind. *Kiryn presses a button, which turns on the sun* Fireman: Careful, the staff only has one use left. Use it wisely... Fourth Fox: Give it to me! Zephrion can't be trusted with a staff. Zephrion: Yes I can! Metal Rabbit: I never used a staff! Give it to me! DragonBlader: I should use it because I am the most calm. GIVE ME THAT STAFF!!! Kiryn: I found it! I should use it! Ilyana: Ah, what the hell. I'll join in on the fun. *the whole group tries to grab the staff* Fireman: I wonder if they realize that most of them can't use a staff. I senese something bad is about to happen. *someone accidentally presses a button and CGV gets revived* Coolguyvaters: Yes!!! Zephrion! You're a dead man!!! Zephrion: I- *Zephrion accidentally casts Tornado, which hits the base* *CGV vanishes* Zephrion: I know I destroyed the base and I intended to attack Coolguyvaters, but that tornado didn't even touch him! Fourth Fox: What happened? Fireman: The effects of the Nintenstaff are only temporary. The staff that permamently revives Coolguyvaters is somewhere in the base. And since Zephrion hit the base...you can guess what happened to the staff. Kiryn: Funny. The staff was under our noses the whole time. *Zephrion runs away really fast* DragonBlader: Zephrion will be unavailable for the next few chapters... Fireman: There is an alternative staff. But Zephrion has it. Kiryn: Funny. The staff was still under our noses the whole time. Fireman: I'll hunt Zephrion down for 5,000. Ilyana: 10,000. 5,000 sounds like a scam. Fireman: 20,000 for not accepting my first offer. Metal Rabbit: 15,000. Fireman: 30,000 for attempting to haggle. Metal Rabbit: Wait! I just remembered. I have a coupon! Fireman: Fine. That lowers your price to...30. Fourth Fox: You had a 99% off coupon? Metal Rabbit: You get that coupon after you hire him 100 times. No wonder I'm in debt... *paid 30 gold* Fireman: I'll go get Zephrion. Can't make any promises about the condition he'll be returned in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Fireman: I'll hunt Zephrion down for 5,000.Ilyana: 10,000. 5,000 sounds like a scam. Fireman: 20,000 for not accepting my first offer. Metal Rabbit: 15,000. Fireman: 30,000 for attempting to haggle. Metal Rabbit: Wait! I just remembered. I have a coupon! Fireman: Fine. That lowers your price to...30. Fourth Fox: You had a 99% off coupon? Metal Rabbit: You get that coupon after you hire him 100 times. No wonder I'm in debt... *paid 30 gold* Fireman: I'll go get Zephrion. Can't make any promises about the condition he'll be returned in. Pure genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vangaurd Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Wow, this sounds like fanfic, but you're inserting people from the forums as characters. You know, I never realized this before, but ruining something that is truly terrible may possibly create something great. Or at least not as crappy. This was actually fireman trying to show that he is creative and not just a nerd who sits around in front of a computer all day. I'm creative too, I swear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Wow, this sounds like fanfic, but you're inserting people from the forums as characters.You know, I never realized this before, but ruining something that is truly terrible may possibly create something great. Or at least not as crappy. This was actually fireman trying to show that he is creative and not just a nerd who sits around in front of a computer all day. I'm creative too, I swear. then u should write an episode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Wow, this sounds like fanfic, but you're inserting people from the forums as characters. That's because it's Serenes Forest: The Sitcom, not FE fanfics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Hey everyone! *trips* I talked to vincent, and he approved a SERENES FOREST: THE MOVIE! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 Hey everyone! *trips*I talked to vincent, and he approved a SERENES FOREST: THE MOVIE! :) So how would that work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 idk *trips* you guys are the writers, not me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 idk *trips*you guys are the writers, not me All great writers make uncredited lackies do the work for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 All great writers make uncredited lackies do the work for them. that is true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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