Metal Rabbit Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 It seems like im not gonna be done on saturday... so i have a solution. Im going on strike! you must meet my rediculous demands or i will finish the script and NOT submit it! They are as follows: -1 apple pie (poisoned) X -1 12oz glass of milk (cold) X -A new york minute (unused) -A crate of orange soda X -health benefits X -imaginary hookers (not a blonde) X -a pet hamster (also not a blonde) -a blondie (not a brownie) X -a steady salary X -you must say hello to my little friend *takes out plastic chicken* X -and you must admit i am the fury X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted April 3, 2008 Author Share Posted April 3, 2008 It seems like im not gonna be done on saturday... so i have a solution.Im going on strike! you must meet my rediculous demands or i will finish the script and NOT submit it! They are as follows: -1 apple pie (poisoned) -1 12oz glass of milk (cold) -A new york minute (unused) -A crate of orange soda -health benefits -imaginary hookers (not a blonde) -a pet hamster (also not a blonde) -a blondie (not a brownie) -a steady salary -you must say hello to my little friend *takes out plastic chicken* -and you must admit i am the fury -Here's the (poisoned) apple pie. I ate most of it. -Here's the glass of milk. Not sure how many ounces. -I only have a used new york minute. -Here's one orange soda. -Who ever benefited from health? -Here's your imaginary hookers(no blondes). -Here's your hamster(may be blonde). -Let's say five cents an hour. -Hello plastic chicken. -I am the fury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted April 3, 2008 Author Share Posted April 3, 2008 I finished(edited my post) your requests. Sorry for the double post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 are u satisfied metal rabbit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 i want that minute. and the hamster is SO blonde! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted April 3, 2008 Author Share Posted April 3, 2008 are u satisfied metal rabbit? He should be. I gave him 5 imaginary hookers. And none of them were blonde. I have this sudden craving for orange soda... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 where's mai blondie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted April 3, 2008 Author Share Posted April 3, 2008 What blonde? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 a blondie is a variation of a brownie. its a f-ing dessert! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 damn it fireman, tell me u didnt get horny on the way to giving MR his blonde!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted April 3, 2008 Author Share Posted April 3, 2008 I didn't get horny on the way to giving MR his blonde. Happy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 i want that minute. and the hamster is SO blonde! a blondie is a variation of a brownie. its a f-ing dessert! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted April 3, 2008 Author Share Posted April 3, 2008 Fine. You can have (CGV's) unused mintue. Here's another hamster. Here's a bitten brownie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 ill eat that original hamster and consider it the blondie. fine, you have met my insane demands! i shall work on it this weekend when i have free time to piss away on the interweb stalking random forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 ok, since this is a sitcom topic and the "movie" looks like it will be a while, I'll make an episode to keep everyone entertained till then This episode will have people getting their weapons ready for battle: Kiryn is a fused class of a Nomad and a Pegasus knight that doesn't use lances. Instead uses bows and swords Metal Rabbit is a Sniper Coolguyvaters: *Checking his weapons* Well I should have a Steel Sword equipped, and a Killing Edge if I want to slaughter any one enemy and Wind Edge for ranged attacks. And got some vulnerary and concoctions. You guys all ready? Zephrion: One sec... let's see... got my Elwind out with a Wind for better accuracy and a Blizzard for far ranged attacks. *takes out staves* I have my Heal staff that I'm pretty good with now and a Mend staff for when I need to heal bigger wounds. Plus, I have some vulnerary. I'm ready! Metal Rabbit: Got a Steel Bow and a Brave Bow. Ok, I'm ready Ilyana: got my 9,000 outfits! (everyone gives her the ".......uh...huh....." look) Kiryn: Let's see... Got my forged Steel Sword, Killing Edge, and my Steel Bow, plus some vulnerary and concoctions. Well, me and my pegasus are ready Fourth Fox: I'm not sure I have everything... got my Fire magic, my Thunder magic, my Wind magic, my forged Iron sword, Heal staff, Physic staff, Mend staff, plus some vulerary and concoction. Oh, and some antitoxin, just in case, and it's all loaded on my horse. Did I miss anything? (everyone gives Fourth Fox a very confused look) Coolguyvaters: Fourth Fox, how can you possibly bring ALL that stuff to the battlefield? Wont your horse get tired from carrying all that? Zephrion: Seriously, I've got my share of Wind magic and staves and I can barely fit the vulnerary in my pocket without weighing me down Kiryn: I mean my pegasus can hold a lot, but not THAT much Ilyana: HEY! I still have all my outfits here! (everyone gives her "the look") Fourth Fox: Well being a Valkyrie is hard work and does require using strength AND magic, but if I can carry all these weapons, I'll sure use them all. You never know what kind of luck you'll have on the battlefield. Coolguyvaters: Well if we have as much luck as weapons you've got. I think we'll be just fine Zephrion: Hey, where's Fireman? Kiryn: oh yeah, where is he? Metal Rabbit: I'm sure he'll appear out of nowhere eventu- *sneaks up behind the group* Fireman: Did you call me? *everyone jumps in surprise* Coolguyvaters: Geez, Fireman, don't give us a heart attack before we enter the battlefield! Zephrion: Yeah seriously. I was holding my Elwind book and I almost ripped it in half because you startled me so much. Fireman: Sorry, but you know me. I'm very... mysterious... Coolguyvaters: Yes we all know that, do you have your weapons ready for battle? Fireman: Always do. I have my Steel Dagger, Silver Dagger, Stiletto, and Peshkatz, plus some vulnerary and concoction I sto... I mean, bought from... some guy Kiryn: Ok, looks like we're all ready. Let's go Fourth Fox: Wait! I gotta load my stuff on my horse. I can't place find a place to put my staves and Thunder magic Coolguyvaters: I'm surprised you loaded what you did on your horse. I swear, you look like a merchant trying to sell things and your horse looks like a 1/2 off discount stand Metal Rabbit: Haha, you kinda do Fourth Fox: (gives Metal Rabbit "the look") Zephrion: Can we go now? I'm eager to blow some of my enemies away. Get it, guys? BLOW them away. Hahaha! Fireman: Yeah, kinda like how Coolguyvaters was blown by- Coolguyvaters: HEY! how did you know about that! *Fourth Fox, Zephrion, Metal Rabbit and Kiryn look at each other in confusion. Ilyana is still looking at her 9,000 outfits* Fireman: I'm sneaky, remember. But I'll admit, she was very- Coolguyvaters: OK!, well...uh... at least you really are very good at staying under cover Fireman: Haha, also kinda like how you were under- Coolguyvaters: To the battlefield everyone! Let's go kick some ass! Kiryn: YEAH! Let's go!!! (As everyone is running toward the battlefield) Metal Rabbit: Did we forget someone? Fourth Fox: I don't think so Zephrion: Who would have we forgotten? (Back at the base) Ilyana: Hey which one looks bet- *looks around and sees no one* uhhh, hello? anyone here? *realizes everyone left* HEY! I still haven't chosen an outfit yet!!! so yeah, like i said, any changes, just say so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 make me a sniper. bunnearys are proficent with bows. edit: and i dont believe in vulneraries. i use the imbue scroll. (but i have no magic either) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 make me a sniper. bunnearys are proficent with bows.edit: and i dont believe in vulneraries. i use the imbue scroll. (but i have no magic either) ok. i havent really added skills yet (episode idea?), but i'll make u a sniper. we need a bow user anyway EDIT: you are now a sniper :) EDIT EDIT: I gave you another line cuz u didnt have many Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 I can't use lances, but I can use bows. Make my class a Falcon ranger or something (based off the old Ranger class, stats like a regular Falconknight). Upgrades to a Seraph ranger, mastery skill is Stun. Weapons: Forged Steel Sword, Killing Edge, Steel Bow I have to write an episode at some point... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 All i need are steel and brave bows. silver and crossbows are gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 I can't use lances, but I can use bows. Make my class a Falcon ranger or something (based off the old Ranger class, stats like a regular Falconknight). Upgrades to a Seraph ranger, mastery skill is Stun.Weapons: Forged Steel Sword, Killing Edge, Steel Bow I have to write an episode at some point... ok.... so u want to be like an unpromoted Rath from FE 7 and have a pegasus knight, but not use lances? and like i said b4, i havent gotten around to skills yet (maybe soon though...) All i need are steel and brave bows. silver and crossbows are gay. kk, *goes to fix* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 i iz satisfied :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 ok, I'm done with the changes up to this point if theres any more changes to be made or errors u see, tell me. but if not Enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 w00t. Looks like we'll be ready actually kill people soon. Or kill each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 I think it's funny how you put Tibarn at the end and not Ilyana. Other than that, I like all the stuff I've got, and I know I have room. Oh and, stave is plural. Staff is singular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 I think it's funny how you put Tibarn at the end and not Ilyana. Other than that, I like all the stuff I've got, and I know I have room.Oh and, stave is plural. Staff is singular. well if Bolting/Naesala/Tibarn/Ilyana/Fortimis/Leanne would stop changing her damn name, i wouldnt get them mixed up damn it, I always get stave and staff mixed up *goes to fix* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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