Lord Tullus Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 So, I didn't know whether or not to post this in Forum Games or General FE, so I went with General FE, because this isn't really a game. Just a silly thread. A silly little thread where you post puns about fire emblem characters, events, etc. They can be bad or good; new or old. I don't know if there was a different thread made for this purpose, but I don't see it anywhere up front. Anyway, no more stalling! Post your puns below! I'd rather not see repeats unless you are commenting on it or have something to add. Here's mine: If Arvis were a pirate, would that make Sigurd's last fight of FE 4 the Battle of Yarr-hara? Spoiler Have mercy, my friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultrawing Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 watch out! he is going to unleash HECKtor (im so sorry) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Tullus Posted February 17, 2017 Author Share Posted February 17, 2017 23 minutes ago, Ultrawing said: (im so sorry) Don't apologize. This is where you can let your terrible puns flow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Puns erk me. Yes I am sain this is a bad thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaximillian Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Sigurd is hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azz Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Hey Sigurd, what's cooking? Geez Eldigan, you seem to me about a head shorter since last we saw? Cuan, I'm sure glad we decided to spearhead this meeting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Zap Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Oh Boy(d), this is going to be fun. I ship Sigurd/Flora. Their passion is burning brightly. I really believe Sophia has dragon blood. Because with stats like these, she's draggin' down the whole army. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DanMan Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 (edited) I'm not Abel to make much better puns; I'm just not Chromfident enough. I won't be Robin anyone else's, so just Leif me alone. Edited February 17, 2017 by The DanMan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moblin Major General Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Most bosses are bad in General. The final bosses are Dragon down the quality of the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randoman Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 (edited) I suppose this is related enough: anyways, a few years ago I thought up the horrible idea of doing Star Wars movies with Fire Emblem characters, for example: Qui-Gon Lyn (FE7) Oifey Wan (FE4) Queen Pattyme Amidala (FE4) Jar Jar Binks (FE8) Marth Sidious (FE1) Darth Saul (FE6) Master Yodela (FE6) Luke Skywalker (FE3) Princess Leia Leila (FE7) Dan Solo (FE7) Dewbacca (FE4) Darth Vaida (FE7) Edited February 19, 2017 by Randoman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De Geso Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Puns are for Dorcas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 You guys aren't Sain, and now you'll have to live with the Chromsequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 38 minutes ago, Randoman said: Princess Leia (FE7) Shouldn't it be Princess Leila? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azz Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 All these bad puns are Erking me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonflare7 Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 I actually Kent believe how good some of these are. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke087 Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 (edited) Azura: "How did he get out of that alive?" Corrin: "Because I Support him I've been caring magical grip creators with me just in Kaze." Matthew: "I hate to be that Guy but you Lowen me, I know that might Erk you but I want you to Harken unto me and remember that one time I Serra with you. Now I know that you like to Kent to yourself and that's and that it's Vaida to your Health and keeps you Sain, but you're coming with me. You might think this is blackmail but I assure you this is all perfectly Legault and for this we Nino court. So before you Dart Farina away and say to Hector with this I am going to Florina (sounds a bit like Florida), know their Wil always be the same Renault my Hawkeyes Wil always see you, I will Geitz you, you'll never be able to Wallace, and will never get Jaffar. Now Nils before me and let go your Pent up rage before you make yourself look like a Dorcas lest you invoke my Rath upon you and I hit you with my Batre. So on my Marcus Louise the kraken because I Oswin" I fit at more then half of the FE 7 cast in there (I missing like seven characters whose name is don't do well with puns). I may try to find a way to get the rest in lol. Edited February 17, 2017 by Locke087 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brand_Of_The_Exalt Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 You know why Sigurd sent his son in Heroes ? Because he had a barbecue planned. All right, I'm leaving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZessDynamite Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 I can't a-Forde to waste time making FE puns! The female lord from Sacred Stones isn't actually from Renais, she's from the United States of Am-Eirika! The male lord from Sacred Stones set me up to take the fall for a crime. I've been Eph-framed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuvy Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 (edited) Hey! Orson! How's the wife! Hey! Don't you dare Lyon to me! Edited February 17, 2017 by Tuvy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rend Keaven Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 When Marth's an elderly king, he will be asking his retainers to pass him his Cain but unfortunately no one was Abel to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Tullus Posted February 17, 2017 Author Share Posted February 17, 2017 32 minutes ago, Brand_Of_The_Exalt said: You know why Sigurd sent his son in Heroes ? Because he had a barbecue planned. All right, I'm leaving Come back! Well, that's the act of the night, folks. In any case.... Arvis: Sigurd, do you want some barbecue sauce with your chicken leg? Sigurd: Sure. Thanks, Arvis. Say, I heard you had found a wife not too long ago-- Arvis: *pours barbecue sauce on Sigurd* Sigurd: Hey! Why are you putting that stuff on me!? Arvis: *Smirks* Because you needed to cool down. Sigurd: What? I don't think it's that hot out. Arvis: Not yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 How did Micaiah become so popular? She helped people Daein and Daeout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limstella Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Idunn-o what to call the last boss of FE6 anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Silly threads belong in Far from the Forest/on Oliver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Tullus Posted February 17, 2017 Author Share Posted February 17, 2017 (edited) 45 minutes ago, eclipse said: Silly threads belong in Far from the Forest/on Oliver. Ok. I'll be more careful in the future. Edited February 17, 2017 by Lord Tullus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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