Jiac Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 1 minute ago, sylveonzoroark said: no it's not i hope u die in a flood for not believing us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sylveonzoroark Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 i cannot drown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ampharos Posted July 18, 2017 Author Share Posted July 18, 2017 (edited) oops we missed another one actually fuck "we", i'll own up to this one. primarily my bad here sorry Best Boy Quote Dear GAYreenHamster, You are playing under the alias “Best Boy.” “Listen up. The secret to being healthy is a good appetite, a good night's sleep, and a good shit!” You are Nekomaru Nidai from Danganronpa! Claiming the title of Ultimate Team Manager, your prowess in getting people to work together is renowned. You’re so acclaimed that you were accepted into Hope’s Peak Academy under this title. Unfortunately, you were severely injured protecting Akane Owari and were remastered into a mechanical body dubbed “Mechamaru” by Chiaki Nanami. Ultimate Team Manager (Active): As the Ultimate Team Manager, you managed (cough) to develop your skills as a masseuse in order to help your athletes grow. Once per night, you may target someone and occupy their night by massaging them. They will stay inside and not perform any actions or shots they were going to make. Hand To Hand Combat (Passive): Your skill as the Ultimate Team Manager has also manifested in the ability to perform well in hand-to-hand combat, as shown when you fought against Akane Owari. Any shots coming towards you will be passively delayed until after all other actions are resolved. If the person shooting you dies that night, their shot will not process. You win when you are one of the final three alive. my b GAYreen Hamster Edited July 18, 2017 by Walrein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Letter El Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 (edited) Edited July 18, 2017 by Da Letter El Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiac Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 (edited) HEIL COMRADES! WE MUST SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION! WE WILL OVERCOME THE HARDSHIPS THAT THE EVIL CAPITALIST SYSTEM HAS CREATED FOR US! WE WILL ASCEND TO A HIGHER LEVEL! A WORLD WITHOUT PRIVATE PROPERTY! A WORLD WITHOUT CLASS CONFLICT! A WORLD WHERE ALL WORKERS ARE EQUAL!! IT’S TIME TO TAKE ACTION!! YOUR BPVS WILL SUPPORT THE MOTHERLAND!! IN OUR SOCIALIST SOCIETY, WE SHALL RE-DISTRIBUTE THEM EVENLY AMONGST ALL OF YOU!!! ALL BPVS WILL BE RE-DISTRIBUTED EVENLY AMONG EVERY PLAYER! Edited July 18, 2017 by Jiac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SB. Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 SB signals that enemies are missing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ampharos Posted July 18, 2017 Author Share Posted July 18, 2017 Every living player now has one BPV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheChamp Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Thanks jiac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoesMad Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Bad Idea Counter: 1. Faust (literally the third time how does this keep happening) 2. Socialism (because mass equalizers are fair and rewarding) Will be updated later for your convenience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ullar Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 nothing to report today, folks except that communism is a sham, and we should embrace the ideal form of government: a mento-meritocratic collective technocracy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiac Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Lord Gaius said: Bad Idea Counter: Socialism (because mass equalizers are fair and rewarding) Just like real socialism! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 just because it's a realistic representation doesn't make it one of the shittiest and least interesting role designs possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 also faust in 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 - Faust Role Exists + Kaoz rolls it Bullet = Dodged Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 15 minutes ago, Elieson said: - Faust Role Exists + Kaoz rolls it Bullet = Dodged Elieson trying to fit in bashing faust when he was the first one to reuse it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Just now, Paperblade said: Elieson trying to fit in bashing faust when he was the first one to reuse it considering life wanted me dead because of makaze's involvement with faust and wacky thoughts of betrayal, i didn't know what it was capable of! I've learned my lesson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bean Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Classic Sesame Street - Ernie gets thirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsty! Ernie: Boy is Kirsche thirsty Ernie, repeating himself for attention: is kirsche thirsty Ernie, again: is Kirsche THIIIRRRRSSSTY Bert: Oh Ernie, if Kirsche is so thirsty why don't you get up and go get him a glass of water, huh? Ernie: Well because, Bert, I'm so tired. I'm almost as tired as Kirsche is... thirsty Ernie, quietly: and Kirsche is thirsty... Ernie, imitating thirsty people like Kirsche, smacks his lips together. Ernie, to annoy Bert: Is Kirsche thirsty... Bert: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I get the hint. I will get Kirsche a glass of water. Bert gets up and goes to the washroom. Ernie: Oh my, would you do that for me Bert!? Oh, what a nice guy Bert is, going out and getting a glass of water for Kirsche like that. Bert: Alright, I got Kirsche water. Here is one glass of water, Ernie. Ernie: O-oh, oh thank you, Bert. Sure he'll really appreciate tha- Bert, interrupting: Yes, yes of course he will. Ernie: It was really nice of you. Bert gets back into bed. Bert, annoyed: Goodnight. Ernie: Oh my... but... is Kirsche thirsty... is Kirsche thirsty... is Kirsche THIIIIIIIIRRRRRSTTY... Bert, clearly more annoyed than before: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, one more glass of water. Ernie: Oh, Bert. Bert: One more glass of water. Ernie: Would you do that for me, Bert? Bert, getting up: Yes, yes, yes, just one more though, ok? Ernie: Oh, thank you, sir. Water flowing in the background. Ernie: Oh, my... So nice of Bert to get Kirsche two glasses of water. Wow. Bert: Alright, Alright... Kirsche, HERE, I brought you one glass of water and this is the other one and one and one make two so this is your second glass of water. Ernie: Oh wow wonderful! I'm sure he is thankful, Bert. Bert gets back into bed Bert, annoyed: Ok, goodnight. Ernie: Thank you, Bert! Bert, slightly interrupting: Ugh, you're welcome. Ernie: You're awfully nice. Bert, slightly interrupting again: Yes, Yes, goodnight. Bert: AGH. ... Ernie: Gee, but I think Kirsche is still thirsty. is Kirsche thirsty... is Kirsche THIIIIIIIIRRRRRSTTY... Bert: AGHGHGHGHGHFAUH Bert: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, NOW ERNIE, LISTEN TO ME. Ernie, calmly: Yes, Bert: Bert: This is the LAST glass of water I am getting for Kirsche, ok? Ernie: Ooooooh, would you Bert? Bert, stuttering due to anger: YES. But you won't say-You won't say "Boy is Kirsche thirsty" again! Ernie: Oh, I certainly wouldn't, Bert. Bert has another trip to the washroom. Ernie: Thank you VERY much, Bert sound of running water Ernie: Boy, Bert is the salt of the earth... hmm... salt... I bet Kirsche is thirsty. Bert, mocking: Kirsche is thirsty he says, Kirsche is thirsty he says... I'm the one who has to get the water huh... sure, who cares. Bert, motioning toward glass: ALRIGHT NOW LISTEN. THIS HERE SEE, is the third glass of water I'm bringing ok Ernie: You're a trooper- Bert, interrupting: This is the last one because I've brought you TWO and this one-this one makes three. Two and one makes THREE and here-here take it. Ernie: Ohhhhhh, thank you Bert. Bert gets back into bed. Bert: Alright now goodnight, ERNIE. Ernie: Oh three glasses of water... Well certainly after three glasses of water Kirsche won't be thirsty... Bert: I should HOPE. NOT. ... Ernie: I think Kirsche is... thistry... I think Kirsche is THIIIIIRRSTY... I think Kirsche is THIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRR-STY. BOY Kirsche is THIRSTY. Talk about being thirsty... Bert looks miserably at the camera as failure music plays FIN Kirsche is a #Thirstyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einto Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 #thirstyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zkirsche Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 why am I not dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zkirsche Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Ah well w/e PB's alias is Jonquil(thanks for this, friend) and he's a hijacker, if you were hijacked last night hit me up let's go kill him together =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 WOW that happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 59 minutes ago, kirsche said: Ah well w/e PB's alias is Jonquil(thanks for this, friend) and he's a hijacker, if you were hijacked last night hit me up let's go kill him together =) I'm the one that your mama said "Don't mess with them or you'll end up dead That type they don't follow any rules" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zkirsche Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Doesn't matter if I hard ally with you or mess with you you still try to kill me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Just now, kirsche said: Doesn't matter if I hard ally with you or mess with you you still try to kill me Listen, girlfriend, can't you see I'm all of the things that you'll never be I'm cool like the rain and I'm hot like the sun I'm a neon rainbow and you're no fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheChamp Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 41 minutes ago, Paperblade said: Listen, girlfriend, can't you see I'm all of the things that you'll never be I'm cool like the rain and I'm hot like the sun I'm a neon rainbow and you're no fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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