flan Flan Emblem II: Electric Jiggaloo (turbo hd hyper championship deluxe extreme anniversary director's cut remastered gay edition: the movie: the manga: the game)

[Polywhirl]

THREE YEARS AGO (IT'S NOT QUITE FOUR YEARS YET SHUT UP)

Many moons ago, when I was but a wee lad on Serenes Forest, I did... well, this shitty thing. It wasn't actually that shitty though, go read it! You'll miss a lot of great good decent jokes in there if you don't!

Eventually, after ten thousand years - and the loss of some data and in no small part due to imgur fuckery - I finally completed the run on November 10th, 2014. Naturally, Bartre killed the fire dragon, just as prophecised by none other than our fabled Eliedad.

And then of course canonically everything goes to fucking dogshit twenty years later, so naturally I had to do a second run of Flan Emblem in FE6, right?

Right???

please fucking end my entire ass.

RUN NOTES TIME:

-run will be done on normal mode. fe6 hard mode is ass, my dude.
-i'm using the latest numbers patch (version 1.5!) by gringe, so everything should hopefully be a little less dogshit.
-i will try my best to use MOST units in this game if the readers request it. we'll see about the shitlords.

So... lessgo. Ritenow.

Spoiler

what the fuck is this

SIGH HERE WE GO

RULES OF NATUUUUUUUUUUURE

it never does, does it

I GODDAMN KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE JUST LET JAFFAR KILL HIM

oh boy you sure do look like a protagonist

ELIWOOD EVOLVED INTO DADLIWOOD

MY MAN

B E A R D

so that he can sacrifice her to the old gods right

CHAPTER ONE: DONG OF DESTINY

you're lucky he's not fully sick or else he'd kick your ass

i thought we killed all those fucks in the last game
and by we i mean lyn and SEX PANTHER

squints
side eyes her in heroes
yeah no that's not happening

oh yeah because roy's so goddamn good right

if it means she dies faster, i support your decision friend

WOW YOU SURE DO LOOK LIKE A FANTASTIC UNIT IN THE MAKING RIGHT GUYS

HE MAY NOT BE PURPLE ANYMORE BUT HE'LL STILL BEAT YOUR ASS

gotta go faster faster fasterfasterfasterrrrrrr

this is not the wolt i am used to
also i deadass mistook him for klein for a second this is why i hate fe6's mugs

CHIN
he's actually pretty swole in the numbers patch feels goodman

hi will how's ur new horse where'd ur bow go

LOADSAMONEH

WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT
ROY GOT ACTUAL STATS???

time to double literally everything on the map that's not on the gate

lance goes in, luck comes out, more chin for the dark lord chinchin

BOSS BATTLE: DAMN ASS
he's kinda fast for a shitty fighter except steel axes are still dogshit so everyone doubled him

yeah like you can do any better fucko

yeah told you
sit ur ass down boi

FAST ALLEN YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

ez gaym

i'm only glad that one of them is alive

you fuckin better, get on ur horse and come kill bandits dead with us

oh so we're not gonna jerk around for five chapters fighting bandits?

hmm

Eliwood

| Paladin |

20 |

48 |

25 |

20 |

22 |

14 |

24 |

15 |

11 |

8

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

no u aren't

no it won't i get a banana hammock in two chapters

ANARCHY IN THE UK - I MEAN OSTIA

why don't you just give the fuckin place to zephiel now

BOY I SURE HOPE ONE OF THEM IS REALLY GOOD
(spoilers: one of them is really good)

that only makes one of us, dadliwood

CHAPTER ONE : COMPLETE

WILL ROY CONTINUE TO GET ACTUAL STATS?
WILL THIS RUN NOT MAKE ME WANT TO KILL LA KILL MYSELF BY THE END OF IT?
WILL I ACCIDENTALLY FUCK MYSELF INTO GOING TO SACAE?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME, ON 

FLAN
EMBLEM
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[OrangePerson]

omg use sophia

[Caster]

nobody asked for this

do your best

[Lance Masayoshi]

[11:35:28 AM] poly-whirl !: also
[11:35:39 AM] poly-whirl !: for shadow:

[11:36:01 AM] Mαѕαуσѕнι: oh fuck me with a handbasket
[11:36:15 AM] Mαѕαуσѕнι: let me see if I can actually login with my serenes account

apparently I was summoned from the depths of hell for this shit, so yeah, guess I'll look at this every once and a while.

 

But fuck you regardless, this meme needed to stay dead.

 

Edited September 4, 2017 by Shadowfrost Zenbiniar

[Franp3]

11 hours ago, Polydeuces said:

BOY I SURE HOPE ONE OF THEM IS REALLY GOOD

Even better! One of them is really good, two of them are mediocre, and one sucks!

 

11 hours ago, Polydeuces said:

WILL ROY CONTINUE TO GET ACTUAL STATS?
WILL THIS RUN NOT MAKE ME WANT TO KILL LA KILL MYSELF BY THE END OF IT?
WILL I ACCIDENTALLY FUCK MYSELF INTO GOING TO SACAE?

NOT FOR LONG!

VERY LIKELY!

BOY DO I HOPE SO!