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oops. forgot these [sarcasm][/sarcascm]

Porn.

Also, "persuasive abilities" eh? (giggity giggity)

No, but seriously, nice job so far.

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Those last two were great!

Fox, my criticism with yours is that I may be stupid, I may lack common sence.

._.

*remembers his point*

But I would never refer to myself in the 3rd person. (I was watching that Seinfeld episode yesterday with "the Jimmy" lolz)

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But I would never refer to myself in the 3rd person. (I was watching that Seinfeld episode yesterday with "the Jimmy" lolz)

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that has reminded bianchi that she was to refer herself in third person from now on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I have another one, but its nowhere as genius as the last one.

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(in the fort)

Metal Rabbit: ...

*he's playing something on the wii*

Fox: Why's everyone inside when they can be outside getting excercize?

CGV: It's fucking raining.

*lightning flashes*

Fox: But it seems like we could STILL do something!

*another flash*

CGV: Seems like it, but good luck finding someone to do it. Just take a look:

MR is playing a new game, Bianchi needs bedrest for the burns she got when she forgot how to turn the shower off, Fireman is... well i don't know where the hell he is, Zeph and Kiryn are playing korean checkers, and you and I are having a pointless debate.

Fox: ...Korean Checkers?

Zephrion: We have nukes bitch!

Kiryn: We have America to help us commie!

CGV: It appears he's north and she's south.

*3rd flash*

Fox: ...!

The forest is on fire!

CGV: Quick, grab the extinguisher!

*Fox grabs MR*

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(outside)

Fox: Go boy! Get that fire!

Metal Rabbit: Mkay, but what's my motivation?

CGV: ...

Fox: ...just do it.

*MR eats fire*

Metal Rabbit: I'm tired.

*falls asleep in the rain*

Fox: Whew... atleast nothing bad happened.

Fox: ...

CGV: ...

Fox: I SAID atleast nothing bad happened!

*a tree arm fell off and hit her in the head*

CGV: Fox!!!

(this is a starfox reference, if you dont get it then you really suck)

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(inside)

CGV: What the hell are we going to do?

Zephrion: I'm no expert, but I'd say she's suffering severe internal bleeding from the blunt object that smacked her in the head.

Kiryn: We can't get her to a doctor in time!

Zephrion: What can we do?

Kiryn: I guess make her as comfortable as possible...

CGV: No!!!

Fireman: What'd I miss?

Zephrion: Fox was...

Fireman: Zip it, i really dont care.

Metal Rabbit: So is it a surgeon you need?

Zephrion: What do YOU know about brain surgery?

Metal Rabbit: I know she'll die if she doesn't get help.

Kiryn: ...did you just talk like a normal person?

Metal Rabbit: Now's not the time. Okay, you three are my nurses. I need to wash up.

*leaves*

Zephrion: ...what do we do?

CGV: You can't let him cut her open! He's an idiot!

*falls asleep*

Fireman: That's all I'm gonna do.

*leaves*

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(a few minutes later)

Metal Rabbit: Okay, let's begin.

Kiryn: How are you a surgeon?

Metal Rabbit: I was playing Trauma Center on the Wii.

Zephrion: ...are you good?

Metal Rabbit: I beat easy mode... once... with hacking devices... so let's cut her up!

Scalpel!

Zephrion: I think I'm gonna be sick.

Kiryn: ...

(he makes the incision and opens up her fucking skull)

Kiryn: o_o

Metal Rabbit: That must be the tumor! It's HUUUGE!

scalpal!

Zephrion: No you moron, that's her brain!

Metal Rabbit: Nurse! Remove Zeph from the operating room. He's annoying me.

Fireman: Yes doctor.

*silences zeph*

Kiryn: o_o

(a few minutes into it)

Metal Rabbit: Okay, now we nave to stop teh bleeding. Give me the drill!

Kiryn: But You'll kill her!

Metal Rabbit: Hey! I'm the doctor here! not you!

Kiryn: *gives drill reluctantly*

*wrrr!!!*

Metal Rabbit: ...okay, maybe we shouldnt have done that...

Kiryn: -_-

Metal Rabbit: Now we need to inject bleach into her so her so she gets cleaned up.

Kiryn: But!

Metal Rabbit: We've been over this before...

(a few hours later)

Metal Rabbit: All done! Close up nurse!

*throws needle into wound as he leaves*

Kiryn: o_o

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(later)

Metal Rabbit: The operation was a success!

Kiryn: But there was nothing wrong with her!

Metal Rabbit: Yes there was! Her earrings didn't match her eyes.

Kiryn: No! No idiotic excuse for a doctor is gonna lecture me about appearences! I mean look at you!

You don't even wear pants!

Metal Rabbit: I...

*fox appears*

Fox: ...My head hurts. What's going on?

Metal Rabbit: G'morning!

Kiryn: This idiot operated on you even though you were fine. That's why you're head hurts!

Metal Rabbit: You told?!

Fox: WTF?!

*she's pissed*

Metal Rabbit: If it's any consolation, you're beautiful nekked. :D

*Fox grabs one of Fireman's knives and silences MR*

Kiryn: Happy ending?

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lolz

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No. Once again, I was left out. Seriously, I'm the only one who has been left out this much, and I even had to be Bianchi's servant in the movie. I mean seriously, does everyone hate me or something?

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No. Once again, I was left out. Seriously, I'm the only one who has been left out this much, and I even had to be Bianchi's servant in the movie. I mean seriously, does everyone hate me or something?

I have plans for you in my saga if it makes you happier

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It's cuz of the horrible things you did to me. And you ruined my innocence....

...oh crap!? i could have had my way with you unconcious! DAMMIT!

*hits head on wall*

but no, i just peeped at you.

No. Once again, I was left out. Seriously, I'm the only one who has been left out this much, and I even had to be Bianchi's servant in the movie. I mean seriously, does everyone hate me or something?

who are you again?

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Yes. I am Haar with black hair and shorter. Although due to my short-ness I am forgetable, too forgetable. I must be remembered... before I kill Vincent.

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Only if I don't get a lot of attention soon. Killing Vincent would give me so much attention that I would be the talk of the universe!

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