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damn it hikarusa you forgot me... oh well, were even now

Hardly. Yours was an actual thing. Mine was just to explain my story from the past 5 years. The queen asked why I was there so I simply answered to her, you see.

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Who now?

I've been kind of sick the past couple days (lame excuse, I know) but I'll get right on it.

not at all, i havent been well either.

being sick makes me lose mai funny :D

but its perfect for writing depressing or dark stories...

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not at all, i havent been well either.

being sick makes me lose mai funny :D

but its perfect for writing depressing or dark stories...

you can write that stuff?

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Hey Fireman, I hope you don't mind, but I took what you said, and im importing it into the movie. (albeit i'll need to change a couple of things to help it fit)

Go ahead, then.

"FOR THE SITCOM!"

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you can write that stuff?

If i can write depressing or dark songs, then i can certainly write that kind of story.

Go ahead, then.

"FOR THE SITCOM!"

...I exxagerated. I had to gut the story and wrap it up again all shiny and new. Just like 4kids.

It's the same idea as yours, but its pretty different.

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Okay, story time. I apologize for the time it took Metal Rabbit.

Zephrion: So… Why did you fire Paul again?

Dragonblader: Because I hated him.

Zephrion: …Why did you hate him?

Dragonblader: Because I hated him.

Zephrion: Uh…huh… Well, do you want to hear my story? It’s full of action, adventu—

Dragonblader: No thanks. *Leaves*

Zephrion: :( *Sees CGV* Hey, CGV! You got a minute?

CGV: Sure, what do you want? *Walks over*

Zephrion: Want to hear my story? It’s full of action, adventure, and overall epicness.

CGV: Hmm… Well I do like me a good epic… Sure, go ahead.

Zephrion: Cool! * White mist fills the room* THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO…

-2 years ago-

Our story begins at an old orphanage…

Zephrion: Hmm… Is it just me, or does the grub today taste dirt?

Generic Unit #32785: It always tastes like dirt…

Zephrion: Ah, yes. How could I forget…

-Cranky Lady appeared!-

Cranky Lady: Dinner time’s over! Go to bed!

Everyone: Aww…

-In Zephrion’s Room-

Zephrion: Hm? *Spots a letter and a present on bed* What’s this… *Opens letter and reads it*

Letter: Dear Zephrion, this is the father you never knew you had until now. Sorry about ditching you in that old orphanage and everything… I was really drunk one night… And one thing led to another, and next thing you know, I was at the police station. Then they put you in the orphanage. I hope this present will make things up for you. Greetings from Hawaii, your Dad.

Zephrion: Huh. Well that was odd. Present time! *Rips open wrapping to reveal a Tornado tome* Oooooh…

-The next night-

Cranky Lady: Dinner time’s over! Go to bed!

Everyone: Aww…

Zephrion: Make me.

Everyone: Oooooooooh…

Cranky Lady: Oh, I’ll make you alright!

-The Cranky Lady hit Zephrion with her purse!-

-Zephrion took 24 Damage!-

Zephrion: Ouch! Take this! Random Backwards Japanese Gibberish That I Can Somehow Understand! *Tornado appears and sucks up the Cranky Lady*

Everyone: Yay!!! *The Tornado then goes wild and destroys the entire orphanage*

Everyone: …BOO!!!

Zephrion: Oops…

Blinky: I say we beat him up!

Pinky: I say we hit him over the head with a baseball bat!

Inky: I say we push him over and kick him!

Clyde: I say we rip his limbs off, toss him in a pot of boiling water, and eat him!

Everyone: …

Clyde: …What?

Random Guy: Hey! He’s gone!

Random Guy2: What!? *Looks around, but Zephrion is nowhere to be found* That dastard thinks he can get away… After him!!!

-Meanwhile, at the edge of a familiar forest…-

Zephrion: Phew… Good thing I had the sense to get away while they were thinking about maiming me… What are they so worked up about anyway? I thought they hated that place! Then again, they have nowhere else to go… Oh well, not my problem anymore…

Random Guy: I think he’s over here!

Zephrion: Better lay low in this forest for a while…

-Present Day-

Zephrion: And I’ve been here ever since! Hiding away from those bloodthirsty kids for two whole years…

CGV: That was the least epic story I’ve ever heard. *Leaves*

Zephrion: :(

???: YES! I’ve finally found you!

Zephrion: You spent two years looking for me in this forest? How the hell did you survive!?

Clyde: I resorted to cannibalism.

Zephrion: Eww…

Clyde: Now I believe we have unfinished business… *Takes out fork and knife*

Zephrion: o_o; AHHHHHH!!! *Runs away*

Clyde: Hey! Get back here! *Chases*

And Clyde was never seen again. Zephrion, however, returned in two days. When asked if he was hungry, he simply replied, “No thanks, I just ate.”

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...i hate to tell you this dude, but I kinda already did your background.

part of its in the special, and there's more in the Movie 2 when i post it eventually.

You're the sonofa merchant who lives near the forest.

He's rich but your dad hates you cuz you got kicked out of school.

You joined up with the mercenaries to help protect the forest.

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WARNING: THIS SUCKS SO DON'T READ IT!

-???-

Ike: I fight for my friends!

-In the Forest-

Hikarusa: Zephrion stop that! I Fight for my friends is so damn stupid...

Zephrion: Not like AURAAURAAURAAURA is any better...

Hikarusa: Speaking of aura have you ever played .Hack?

Zephrion: No

Hikarusa: Go to hell

Metal Rabbit: Stop fighting you 2, it's time for our T-T-T-T-T-TOPI-TOPIC OF THE WEEK!

Hikarusa and Zephrion: K

Metal Rabbit: Is Ike gay or straight?

Bianchi: Straight, I doubt anyone could stop him from going

Hikarusa: Girls have boobs. 'Nuff said.

Metal Rabbit: What the hell was that!?

Hikarusa: My Metal Rabbit impersonation, duh. although it IS true.

-In the Playboy Mansion-

Fireman: Here are those pictures you asked me to take

Playboy guy: Thanks, here's 5 cents

Fireman: That's all? Go to hell.

*Fireman activated Lethality*

CoolGuyVaters: Lethality Bitch.

Fireman: What are YOU doing here?

CoolGuyVaters: What are you doing here?

Fireman: Read the special

CoolGuyVaters: That's non-canon because Hikarusa dies at the end

Fireman: No, he's like Haar. Haar's unkillable.

CoolGuyVaters: Oh. Well, I was here because I wanted to umm...

Fireman: Your sister works here now. She's in the newest issue as well. On the cover and every page. Fully nude. Photoshopped with you in them. With her.

CoolGuyVaters: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHh!

Fireman: Look.

CoolGuyVaters: MY EYES ARE BURNING!

Fireman: Want me to put you out of your misery?

CoolGuyVaters: YES PLEASE.

Fireman: 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 gold.

-In the forest-

Metal Rabbit: Where's that playboy I asked for?

Fireman: Here.

CoolGuyVaters: DON'T LOOK!

Fireman: I lied.

CoolGuyVaters: Oh.

Metal Rabbit: Whoa, this is hawt.

Fireman: Just so you know, those are men who look like girls.

Metal Rabbit: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

-Center of the Forest-

Fourth Fox of Fire: Thanks.

Fireman: You're welcome.

Fourth Fox of Fire: Here's the 30,000 gold you wanted.

Fireman: Nah, just seeing the look on Metal Rabbit and CoolGuyVaters' faces was good enough.

Fourth Fox of Fire: Really?

Fireman: Yes. 9,999,999 gold.

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Oh, ok...he was tricking you.

It wasn't really porn of you, hence "I lied."

Also, you were paying him to break Metal Rabbit's mind.

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