Inactive Account Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I lol'd inside at Reyson's haxing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Happy 201 posts people!!! Oops. I ruined it. "Damn it, Zephrion!" Happy 202 posts then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Part 2 of the epic saga that has more plotholes than a Micheal Bay movie. Hikarusa: Well, that was fulfilling. Zephrion: Yeah, until CGV tripped and swung the door open. Coolguyvaters: Would you guys shut up about that already!? It was an accident! How was I supposed to know that you can open doors as a ghost? Hikarusa: Dude, didn’t you read the Ghost’s Handbook? We all got one… Coolguyvaters: If by “read,” you mean “tossed into the Lake of Oblivion,” then yes. I read it. Zephrion: I wonder if we get Death Notes at some point… Coolguyvaters: Shinigami’s get Death Notes, not ghosts. Hikarusa: Duh. Zephrion: Well, a guy can dream, can’t he? Hikarusa: Actually, I’m pretty sure ghosts can’t have dreams. Zephrion: …Quiet you. -The “Real” World- Announcer: This game’s winner is…Reyson! Reyson: Ha! Perhaps I misjudged you people… This “Brawl” game is quite alright. Metal Rabbit: Someone please kill me. Reyson: I can arrange that. Metal Rabbit: ._. Just kidding. Fox: You know, this game isn’t as much fun hasn’t been as much fun since Reyson hacked himself into the game… Kiryn: Or when he hacked all the items into “Reyson Automatically Wins” items. Metal Rabbit: Where did he learn all this anyway!? Reyson: Oregon State University. Metal Rabbit: Hehe… Oregon. Fox: What a loser... Fireman: *Materializes* Hey, can I speak to you guys for a minute…? Alone. Reyson: Hurry back. I wouldn’t want to have to kill anyone for not playing Brawl with me… Everyone: ._. -In the bushes- Fireman: Okay, I have good news, and bad news. Fox: What’s the good news? Fireman: I managed to find some help to solve our haxxor heron problem… Metal Rabbit: Ha, you asking someone else for help!? Ahahahahaha— Fireman: *Holds knife to Metal Rabbit’s neck* Don’t toy with me, child. Metal Rabbit: ...Child? Kiryn: Wait, what kind of help did you get? Fireman: …That’s the bad news. -Castle Bianchi- Bianchi: So… A fireman called and asked us to help him, did he? Does it involve kittens? Hanz: …No, your majesty. Bianchi: Then why should Bianchi accept his request? Hanz: Because there’s a crazed heron on the loose, and eventually he’ll target you, your majesty. Bianchi: Why should Bianchi fear the lowly herons!? Hanz: Because this particular heron “eats ponies and kittens.” Bianchi: :o Well what are you waiting for, minion. Send in the army, the navy, the coast guard! Hanz: *Grumble grumble* Yes, your majesty! -Serenes Forest- Fireman: So...yeah. Bianchi’s army will be here by tomorrow. Fox: You asked Bianchi for help!? Fireman: Well… I more or less asked Hanz. Bianchi has…a few screws loose, and he has enough honor to help the needy. Kiryn: Hanz hardly comes off as “honorable.” Fireman: Trust me. We knew each other in college. Metal Rabbit: You did? Fireman: No. But I’m sure if we did, we’d have been best friends. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go do Fireman things. *Disappears* Kiryn: Why do I get the feeling that something is going to go horribly wrong… Reyson: I don’t hear any Brawling… If you’re not over here by the time I count to 5, someone’s going to have an axe in their face. Metal Rabbit: ._. But I like my face… Kiryn: *Sigh* Come on... Lets go... Fox: This plan of Fireman's had better work... -Ghost World- Zephrion: If we’re gonna be ghosts, we’re gonna need someplace to live. So I used Google Maps to help us find an abandoned warehouse in the vicinity. Which coincidentally, is extremely hard when your fingers sink through the keyboard. Hikarusa: Sweet. Let me see… Ooo, how about this one? Coolguyvaters: Let us embark on an adventure of mind-bendingly epic proportions!!! Hikarusa: Dude, it’s only two blocks away. Coolguyvaters: …Oh. -Abandoned Warehouse- Zephrion: Oh, wow. It’s even better when you see it in person. Coolguyvaters: 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms. This place is awesome! Hikarusa: And only 10,000 Gold too! Zephrion: Well then it’s settled! We’ll take it! Tom Nook: Great doing business with you! Can I interest you in an extra floor? It will only cost 150,000 Bells. Coolguyvaters: Err… No thank you. Tom Nook: How about a basement? Only 50,000 Bells. Hikarusa: We’re good, thanks. Tom Nook: Well how about-- Zephrion: OUT OF OUR WAREHOUSE! Tom Nook: ._. Okay. Zephrion: Augh, that guy is so annoying! Coolguyvaters: Oh well, at least we have a place to stay now. Hey, in the morning, you wanna go find another college locker room to spy on? Hikarusa: ...Do you guys hear music…? Zephrion: Sure. Not like we have anything better to do. Hikarusa: Seriously, it’s creeping me out. You guys don’t hear it? Coolguyvaters: Hehe… Sweet. Hikarusa: Somebody say something!! Zephrion: *Sigh* What!? Hikarusa: Do you not hear the music!? It almost sounds like… Oh no… EVERYBODY HIDE! Coolguyvaters: What!? What’s going on!!! Hikarusa: It’s…it’s… THE GHOSTBUSTER’S THEME SONG!!! Zephrion: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! RUN AWAY!!! -The Next Day, Outside Serenes Forest- The entire Bianchi army is at a halt outside the forest, waiting for the order to charge. Just then, Reyson appears from the forest. Reyson: Leave this place at once, else I shall have to resort to violence! Bianchi: Hanz! Show that kitten munching heron guy the power of Bianchi’s Army! Hanz: All units! CHARGE!!! -5 ½ Minutes Later- Bianchi: Bianchi demands to know how we got thrown in jail! Hanz: I believe the tide of battle may have shifted when all of our weapons turned to sticks. The fact that the heron has legendary weapons and mastery skills didn’t help much either. Bianchi: But... Bianchi wants out!!! Hanz: *Sigh* Somebody kill me… -Serenes Forest, Later That Night- Kiryn: I can honestly say that I expected this to happen. Fox: Well, it looks like we’re royally screwed…again. As much as I hate to admit it, Bianchi's army was one of our only hopes. Metal Rabbit: You know... If I didn’t know any better, I’d say Fireman planned this so he could get rid of Bianchi and Hanz. Fireman: Well, well. You’re not as stupid as you look. And you look kind of stupid to begin with... Metal Rabbit: ._. Kiryn: Wait… You mean getting the entire army killed and having those two jailed was all part of your plan? Fireman: Yup. Fox: Clever… Fireman: I know I am. Now, for my REAL plan… TO BE CONTINUED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 What's the real plan? That'll be interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 These stories are just great for reading, I wouldn't mind a part in them myself if you creators think that I would be able to fit in somewhere. If I find myself some spare time, I may write one myself, one day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 What do you want to be Raven? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 What do you want to be Raven? Hero class, if you may, Queen. S rank in sword mastery level, and S in axe mastery level. I'll be carrying Armads, Durandal, Regal blade, Tomahawk and an Elixir for good measure. Use me as you wish. Oh yeah, this is how I'd look with mah Durandal: And the Armads: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 No. Each unit MUST have at least 5 S ranks and at least 1 weapon they normally don't have. Like me: S Ranks: Axe Lance Sword Bomb* TROGDOR* * Notates a weapon I normally don't have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 No. Each unit MUST have at least 5 S ranks and at least 1 weapon they normally don't have. Like me: S Ranks: Axe Lance Sword Bomb* TROGDOR* * Notates a weapon I normally don't have. You're not serious, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 He's not. I've only got the two weapons myself, and they're not both S-level yet. Reyson haxxing Brawl FTW... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 good episodes pplz. Very nice... more locker rooms ftw! where ARE all there locker rooms though? (episode idea?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Raven, you are good as you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Raven, you are good as you are. Thanks, I'll keep myself to my last description of how I'd like to be. Feel free to use me in these stories any way you want. I'll bleed, even. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Somebody write the next chapter already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I'll post the movie before the night is finished. Even if it takes me till morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Lols yay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 It will be fucking EPIC. right now, its 44 KB. I'm like 5/6 done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I'll post the movie before the night is finished. Even if it takes me till morning. Moo-vee? Explain, what do you mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 It's a sitcom episode that's so epic it gets its own topic. It's much longer and has a more involved plot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 It's a sitcom episode that's so epic it gets its own topic. It's much longer and has a more involved plot. Ohh, I saw "movie" and thought of something animated. I get you now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 ooh!!!!!! the suspense!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Nearly... there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 For those of you who might have been expecting Part 3 tonight, I'm afraid it's gonna have to wait a while... I hardly feel like writing now, and I haven't been very funny these past couple days either. Long story short, I'll try and get it tomorrow. Metal Rabbit's likely hilarious story will have to tie you over. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 I never intended it to be funny. It was supposed to have an awesome story. But I couldn't help but fill it with my humor :D I'll be done completely in a half hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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