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The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act V!


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... Oliver. However, the result doesn't fare too well when Narcian lets his impatience loose by smacking the blunt side of his Emerald Axe+ on Oliver's belly, knocking him out. With the deed being done, he receives a call shortly after from...

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The inventor of the Fitnessgram Pacer Test. He instructs Narcian to erase all the deaths occuring after Temporary God Miles reset the world because most of us have been absent since them. To do this, Narcian must perform the sacred ritual of...

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... a Pidgeot dubbed as 'Bird Jesus'. The flying creature scowls a loud roar that echoes the room as a whole, illuminating the entire site with its light embracing the two entities who witnessed its majestic, regal appearance. However, Henry...

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...smote the thot and plunged her into the fiery pit, where Jedah, Frollo, and a copy of FE Fates: Birthright lay. The thot in question was Tharjabug herself, who was immediately hit for super-effective damage when she arrived in Hell. Meanwhile, back on the Shivering Isles, Bird Jesus thanked Henry for destroying Tharjabug and flew off to report back to Lord Helix. Henry decided to go to another place to smite more thots, and his destination was...

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... the Literature Club, located somewhere in the otherworldly dimension. To reach there, Henry whistles as the crows gather around, where Henry then plucks black feathers out of the obedient crows one by one. Surprisingly, Henry...

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..."Fus Ro Dah!", which caused a massive shockwave to reverb throughout the entire multiverse, killing anything that wasn't a deity.

In retaliation, Dialga turns back time and banishes Monika to another continuity, never to be seen in the story ever again.

Meanwhile, Chad, Cath, Matthew, Legault, and Colm were sneaking around a manor which belonged to...

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...to peel all of the onions in the kitchen. Shrek caught them, but instead of turning them ogre (heh) to the city guards, he gave a speech on how ogres were like onions as the thieves finished peeling the onions and began to cook onion rings.

Once it was finished cooking, they decided to test it out on...

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