Dismissed Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 ...build a wall on the western part of Alaska. However... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 ... Kenneth of the Black Fang arrived from the snow and revealed to Trump his deepest, darkest secret. He was never Donald Trump. He was in fact Draug, suffering schizophrenia. His fascination with walls stemmed from the fact he was a living wall. Realizing this, Donald Draug decided he no longer needed to build a wall, for he was the wall. He would Make Archanea Great Again by being it's wall. At this point Grigori Rasputin awoke from his slumber death. He had seen better years. As this story needed a Gharnef archetype, Grigori decided to fill the role. Alas, for some unknown reason, when he signed on the department of villains assigned Gregor. So Gregor, unable understand why he was tasked with this called on Tharja to teach him black magic. Alas, she was too busy partaking in some promotion for Heroes where she was wearing antlers. So instead, Gregor had to deal with Henry. The nightmare begins when Henry assigns Gregor the task of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 ...choosing whether to summon Cthulhu, Gargos, Majin Buu or Ganon. Gregor, unsure of which one to choose, desides to consult Libra, who tells him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will O'Donnell Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 (edited) ... To summon all of them because fuck it, he wants to take over the world, so using the rituals, Gregor and Libra goes to... Edited February 21, 2018 by Will O'Donnell oops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 ...summon in their stead all the Daedric Princes, cause they decided "Screw it, let's summon 17 potentially dangerous/evil and very powerful beings instead." They succeed in all the summoning rituals, resulting in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 ... an unspeakably awful indescribable horror! A level 14 monster with a +4 against warriors and the ability to remove a wizards power, Gregor and Libra were starting to have second thoughts about whether or not the summoning was a good idea. Just then, Henry walked in, observing their handiwork, before... (I tried to find a proper picture for this card from the game Munchkins, but I couldn't find any pictures from that game that were of good quality.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Eating the monster. With a new taste for monsters he decided to become a monster gourmet his first meal would be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted February 22, 2018 Author Share Posted February 22, 2018 the Loch Ness monster, which he found went very well with lemon and dip. He then sent a sample to the Japanese Emperor for him to taste; the Emperor thought that the food was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eliza Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Fishy since it came from Henry. He had one of his servants sample the sample to be safe, which resulted in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 ...the servant becoming a manakete (what? no bias). The Japanese Emperor had a small squad eat the rest of the sample so he could have a task force of dragons to once again raise the Imperial Japan standard. With his new army of shape shifters he declared war on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted February 22, 2018 Author Share Posted February 22, 2018 ... the Realm of Chaos, which was subjugated rather easily when the Emperor had the entire Imperial Dragon Corps equipped with blinkers, eye protection, and earplugs. When Karl Franz, Emperor of Man, heard of this invasion, his reaction was to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will O'Donnell Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 ... get all versions of the Falchions and other dragon-slaying weapons, but they only get was an Aparoid-slaying sword named Dudgeon, and some wyrmslayers, but that was it. The original user of the Dudgeon, however, by the name of Richard Vitaly noticed that it was gone and went to see who the hell did that. What Richard did was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 ...just roll with it. Meanwhile, a bunch of dragonslayers joined the dragon-slaying army, including All Terrain Venomoth, the Dragonborn, a Vanilluxe, a revived Roy, and... 11 hours ago, Hawkwing said: ... an unspeakably awful indescribable horror! A level 14 monster with a +4 against warriors and the ability to remove a wizards power, Gregor and Libra were starting to have second thoughts about whether or not the summoning was a good idea. Just then, Henry walked in, observing their handiwork, before... (I tried to find a proper picture for this card from the game Munchkins, but I couldn't find any pictures from that game that were of good quality.) (Hey, I play Munchkins too!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Henry the gourmet who decided to eat all the manakete. He decided they were eaten best... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 ...barbecued like Sigurd. Sigurd took offense to that statement and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will O'Donnell Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 ... almost went on a rampage with an unholy version of Tyrfing but was stopped by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 (edited) ...Arvis, who barbecues him with Valflame and served him to Henry. Henry eats Sigurd and... Edited February 22, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 ...Decides that even though manakete are best eaten barbecued like Sigurd, Sigurd is most definitely not best eaten barbecued like Sigurd. Henry decrees Sigurd should never be barbecued again. This causes confusion over whether manaketes should be barbecued like Sigurd at all because Sigurd apparently should never be barbecued. The concept of not barbecuing Sigurd at every opportunity enrages Arvis who declares war on Henry, even as the battle with the Manaketes continues. In the battle that follows... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 ...everyone dies and Dialga turns back time to when Act IV started. Now, Marth was eating cake with... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 ...his wife Caeda. They were going out with each other. As Marth was wiping off the crumbs on his loved one's cheek, he... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 ...noticed that the person he was eating with wasn't Caeda; it was Lucina! Marth turned away in horror, repulsed he did such a thing. In response, Lucina... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 ...felt embarrassed about what she did and covered her face. Marth then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 ....woke up screaming. Turns out that he dreamed the entire thing. Even the stuff before the reset. Fearing it was prophecy, or at least a sign of instability he sought psychological help from the leading expert on mental illness in all of Fire Emblem. Peri informed him that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 It was time to get stabby, and so they did and thus... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 ...Marth and Peri both started bleeding out in the office, causing Marth to question if he had psychiatrists, psychologists and psychopaths confused once more. Therewithal came Merlinus, and said, "Knight, hold thy hand, for and though slay that knight thou puttest this realm in the greatest damage that ever was realm: for this knight is a man of more worship than thou wotest of". This confused Marth vastly as Peri was not a man at all. At least, he didn't think she was. So... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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